WARNING: roasted dog. But, why is this any different than any other animal?

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Sheep, cattle, pigs, etc. Isn't this essentially the same thing? Why is this taboo, but not other animals? My thoughts are, because dogs are considered to be companions and they engage differently. No one's cuddling up w/ a sheep or cow. Thoughts?
 


Sheep, cattle, pigs, etc. Isn't this essentially the same thing? Why is this taboo, but not other animals? My thoughts are, because dogs are considered to be companions and they engage differently. No one's cuddling up w/ a sheep or cow. Thoughts?

Ain't this some shit! :hmm:

 
basically....

and the ones that let the dog get in their beds and sit on the couch

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that dog has shit still on him when hes on the couch or bed....

im cool on that

Me: Oh, you got a dog. I don't go over people
houses with dogs.

Them: Why?

Me: Their crib fucking stinks

Them: Not me, my dog doesn't stink.

Me: No, you are just used to smelling like dog
shit, so you don't even notice it.
 
When/if the supply chain breakdowns indefinitely...you may look at yur cute lil pets just a bit differently..

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Story time!
I was in Jakarta back in 2012. Section of town is seedy af called M block. Foreign seedy places get one visit from me on a trip. Usually food and other shit is dope to get.
My guy(local) took me to have stewed field rat. I shit you not. It tasted like... Wild meat.
Impressed, the local "boss" asked if I would be interested to take it up a notch. I agreed.
They took me to a farm. The meal? DOG! I saw mad dogs running around at this farm. They raised them like fkn cattle. Anyway, my time is here. This plate of meat and rice is in front of me.
I tell them I can't do it. The owner in real broken English said something I'll never forget. "You say your from new York right? Well my aunt and uncle have had their restaurant(no longer) there for years. You have had dog before." I laugh telling him it's an urban myth, mans stoneface looked at me and said... "tell me this after you bite".
I took a bite and immediately put my head down. They asked what's up? I told them... "I've had this before".
You know that general tso that just isn't super chicken-y? Yep!
 
Story time!
I was in Jakarta back in 2012. Section of town is seedy af called M block. Foreign seedy places get one visit from me on a trip. Usually food and other shit is dope to get.
My guy(local) took me to have stewed field rat. I shit you not. It tasted like... Wild meat.
Impressed, the local "boss" asked if I would be interested to take it up a notch. I agreed.
They took me to a farm. The meal? DOG! I saw mad dogs running around at this farm. They raised them like fkn cattle. Anyway, my time is here. This plate of meat and rice is in front of me.
I tell them I can't do it. The owner in real broken English said something I'll never forget. "You say your from new York right? Well my aunt and uncle have had their restaurant(no longer) there for years. You have had dog before." I laugh telling him it's an urban myth, mans stoneface looked at me and said... "tell me this after you bite".
I took a bite and immediately put my head down. They asked what's up? I told them... "I've had this before".
You know that general tso that just isn't super chicken-y? Yep!
You wild'n..How do u expect me to order that shit now, after reading this?
 
There is no such thing as a domesticated animal. Your crib is just a mini shit scented zoo. You dumb stupid motherfuckers.
Me: Oh, you got a dog. I don't go over people
houses with dogs.
Them: Why?
Me: Their crib fucking stinks
Them: Not me, my dog doesn't stink.
Me: No, you are just used to smelling like dog
shit, so you don't even notice it.

BS.... if you don't clean up after your dog....... it's gonna stink, facts. I know plenty of sistas with pets...... and like you said, some become nose blind...... you gotta wash your pet on a monthly/bi-monthly basis or what your vet recommends...... one chick I knew said that her cat didn't stink, walked her to her door after the movies and came in briefly..... wham, got hit in the face with heavy cat odor...... another chick I knew had a cat and you would never know unless it came to you..... shit if you didn't wash regularly and wear clean clothes you'd stink and be nose blind to it... like some of those foreigners, not gonna name any, but we all know whom, that don't use deodorant or wash.... they think that they don't stink


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I remember watching Shaolin Temple (1982) Jet Li roasts a whole dog on the low.
If you're hungry enough, you'll eat it.



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Pigs are smarter than dogs and we eat the shit out them. Literally.

Never saw a pig detect a bomb underwater in an Olympic size pool. Never saw a pig alert an LP/OP (Listening, observation post) to the enemy. Saving the entire Platoon. Never saw a pig detect a kilo of coke smothered in coffee grounds. Never, ever saw a pig lead the blind. Lead another blind pig, nothing. And I definitely never saw a pig find a weapons cache. Pigs ain't that smart yo.
 
Never saw a pig detect a bomb underwater in an Olympic size pool. Never saw a pig alert an LP/OP (Listening, observation post) to the enemy. Saving the entire Platoon. Never saw a pig detect a kilo of coke smothered in coffee grounds. Never, ever saw a pig lead the blind. Lead another blind pig, nothing. And I definitely never saw a pig find a weapons cache. Pigs ain't that smart yo.
Just because YOU never saw it doesn’t mean it ain’t true.

“Pigs are gentle creatures with surprising intelligence. Studies have found they're smarter than dogs and even 3-year-old children! In the wild, pigs form small groups that typically include a few sows and their piglets.”

 
Just because YOU never saw it doesn’t mean it ain’t true.

“Pigs are gentle creatures with surprising intelligence. Studies have found they're smarter than dogs and even 3-year-old children! In the wild, pigs form small groups that typically include a few sows and their piglets.”


Oh, I know all about that but still. You want that pig instead of a bull mastiff to protect you? Or that Cane Corso Mastiff? Hell even a pomeranian will bark and detect an intruder by looking into a different spectrum of the infrared wavelength. I can see it now, you sic that pig on somebody them mfs firing up the grill and getting barbecue sauce.
 
Oh, I know all about that but still. You want that pig instead of a bull mastiff to protect you? Or that Cane Corso Mastiff? Hell even a pomeranian will bark and detect an intruder by looking into a different spectrum of the infrared wavelength. I can see it now, you sic that pig on somebody them mfs firing up the grill and getting barbecue sauce.
I have shotguns and AR’s at the crib fuck a dog.
 
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