Who’s watching the Live Chris Rock Netflix special tonight???

THIS IS THE SHIT I'M TALKING ABOUT WITH THIS GENERATION...

Ya'll wanted Chris to get back at him...you waited for it... you sat there like this

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and the second he does EXACTLY what you wanted him to do NOW ya'll niggas get NEW and act disgusted


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This dude got ASSAULTED ON LIVE TV IN FRONT OF MILLIONS... nobody went to jail....nobody sent goons to Wills house to handle business.... Will didn't even get kicked out of the fucking theater after doing that shit!

and FIRST TIME Chris Rock publicly addresses it.. YOU ALL think his STAND UP ROUTINE CROSSED A LINE????

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HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK???

Seriously... someone explain that shit???
 
This shit was hilarious. It felt like old Chris Rock from Bring the Pain days.

Selective Outrage: "The kind of ppl that play Michael Jackson songs, but Don't play R.Kelly...Same crime just one em of just got better songs" :roflmao: :roflmao3: :roflmao: :roflmao3:

"If your a woman and you have to pay for an abortion...You should probably get an abortion" :roflmao: :roflmao3: :roflmao:

"None of us have ever been interviewed by the person that cheated on us on televsion. Hey, I was sucking someone else's dick how did that make you feel?" :roflmao3: :roflmao: :roflmao:

She hurt him, way more than he hurt me?" :roflmao::roflmao3::roflmao::roflmao3:

"You know what my parents taught me Dont Fight In Front of White People "

Chris went in. Thank you
 
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I finally watched the Chris Rock Special!!..It was good!!...In all of Chris Rock jokes he tell, they are always some truth to it!!... :yes: ...I can tell he was holding back alot when he was clowning Will and jada!!..But the jokes that he said, was mad funny and he bodied them!!..:yes:



It was a good Comedy Special!!...
 
THIS IS THE SHIT I'M TALKING ABOUT WITH THIS GENERATION...

Ya'll wanted Chris to get back at him...you waited for it... you sat there like this

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eating-popcorn-watching.gif


TanLastGemsbuck-max-1mb.gif




and the second he does EXACTLY what you wanted him to do NOW ya'll niggas get NEW and act disgusted


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Jennifer-Lawrence-Makes-Gross-Face.gif


This dude got ASSAULTED ON LIVE TV IN FRONT OF MILLIONS... nobody went to jail....nobody sent goons to Wills house to handle business.... Will didn't even get kicked out of the fucking theater after doing that shit!

and FIRST TIME Chris Rock publicly addresses it.. YOU ALL think his STAND UP ROUTINE CROSSED A LINE????

what-the-fuck-wtf.gif


HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK???

Seriously... someone explain that shit???



Remember,you had folks on here and twitter saying Jada was foul what she's doing to Will. Not only was calling foul but calling her a bitch including women.

1. Jada threw a fit at him when he threw a birthday party for her.

2. Had their daughter wishing 2pac could make her and Jada happy.

3. Keep talking about 2pac like he's alive or something.

4. Wanted an opening relationship while Will was against it.

5. Kept putting the camera in his face after Will said no.

The list goes on and on but folks is mad about Chris calling Jada a bitch....
 
Still waiting for Chris Rock to clap back at Louis CK and Ricky Gervais blatantly using the word n*gger in his face and laughing. That shit was way more disrespectful than a slap.

When does that netflix special come out?

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Waiting for will to slap shit outta the no name white actor who improvised spitting on him TWICE during a scene in that slave movie...that shit was way more disrespectful than anything Chris said about jada. When is Will gonna publicly smack shit outta that cac?
 
Waiting for will to slap shit outta the no name white actor who improvised spitting on him TWICE during a scene in that slave movie...that shit was way more disrespectful than anything Chris said about jada. When is Will gonna publicly smack shit outta that cac?

Fuck Will too.

I'm not caping for either one of them.
 
Waiting for will to slap shit outta the no name white actor who improvised spitting on him TWICE during a scene in that slave movie...that shit was way more disrespectful than anything Chris said about jada. When is Will gonna publicly smack shit outta that cac?
Here’s the irony; Will told that story better than Chris tells jokes. His timing and cadence was impeccable.
 
Is that our Truth? It says cali/NY and he's following mostly Asian women.

I'm 100% sure that's Truth's burner twitter account.

He talked about housing prices in the Bay, the warriors, and J Prince of all people - all of which he has threads on here.
 
I'm wondering why ultra serious Kareem is up there
Chris Rock's Outraged Netflix Comedy, Will Smith's Outrageous Slap--and Me
How'd I get to be part of Chris Rock's Netflix comedy special--and what I think about it.


Selective outrage is all the rage. You mustn’t cancel Kanye’s tweets but banning books is okay. You mustn’t allow political corruption, but letting George Santos into Congress is okay. You mustn’t eat chicken but trout is okay.

That’s the point of Chris Rock’s new Netflix comedy special, Selective Outrage, which was broadcast live on Saturday, March 4 and which I was part of as a guest on the Show After The Show. We pick and choose what we’re outraged about as if selecting from a cold and congealed buffet of trigger points.
How’d I get there and what does it personally mean to me?

I’m a fan of Chris. Not just his blunt yet incisive comedy, but also his powerful and nuanced acting. His role as the doomed gangster in Fargo was commanding and heartbreaking. I was riveted.

Some comedians’ routines come from personal pain and struggles, some come from witty observation of human foibles and contradictions. Both are equally valid because both tread in the murky waters of our shared vulnerabilities, insecurities, and arrogance. We all wear carefully crafted masks of how we want others to see us and how we want to see ourselves. As with the best artists, the best comedians yank those masks off and make us look at each other and ourselves as we really are, so that in those moments of clarity, we can choose to embrace what we like—and change what we don’t. As with the best of art, those lights illuminate us only briefly before they are dimmed and the comedian leaves the stage.

Jerry Seinfeld and Ricky Gervais, both wonderful comedians, have created stage personas of distant observers who gaze upon humanity with amused disengagement. They do it with amazing wit and insight. And, most important, they are very, very funny.
But Chris brings us a more personal humor, forged in the pain and struggles of being Black in America, of being a Black entertainer, of being a Black parent, and even of being a rich Black celebrity. And, most important, he is very, very funny.

In case you think I’m saying all this just because we know each other, you are wrong. Loyal readers of my Substack and my articles in The Hollywood Reporter know that I have in the past called out famous Black athletes and celebrities, even close friends, when I thought they did something wrong. I would then get angry and hurt calls from them asking why I didn’t keep quiet. My answer is always the same: when someone famous uses their celebrity to promote dangerous ideas in public, the response also needs to be public in order to mitigate the damage.

Last March, when Will Smith slapped Chris at the Academy Awards show, I wrote an article on my Substack called “Will Smith Did a Bad, Bad Thing” which got millions views, my most-read article. In it, I criticized Will, even though I’ve known him for a long time and liked him. But what he did was bad for men, bad for women, and bad for Black Americans. And if Chris ever does or says something that I think is detrimental, I’ll comment on that too.

But I have nothing except praise for Chris’s Selective Outrage. I guess Chris and I have something in common. I write a regular column, “Kareem Reacts to the News,” and Chris does stand-up in which he reacts to the news. We are both outraged by other people’s selective (meaning inconsistent and contradictory) outrage, while smugly confident in our own righteousness. His presentation is funny and mine isn’t, though some say I have a dry, parched, almost desert-like, sense of humor.

I was honored to be part of his Aftershow. I got to bask in Chris’s hard-earned glory without doing anything. Now, go out and watch Chris do what he does best. Your day will be brighter because of it.
 
I wonder if this special was part of the $40 million 2 show deal...

Or did have to give Chris a bonus?

Especially as their FIRST live?

:idea:

Good question. Hard to believe he didn’t negotiate for more, he needs to sic Will Smith on his agent if not.
 
'Chris Rock should have focused on Will Smith. But he couldn’t help himself.' said:
“Everybody Hates Chris,” the brilliant coming-of-age sitcom based on Rock’s life, features a scrawny teenage Chris who is forever at the mercy of bullies and who is never the pick of girls. In that series, he is smaller, less athletic, less handsome and less charming than even his younger brother. In a September 2020 profile in “The Hollywood Reporter,” he said his bullies didn’t just beat him up; they threw balloons filled with pee at his head.
https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc...etflix-special-ups-oscars-criticism-rcna72920

Goddamn. I'm gonna read this Hollywood Reporter profile later.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/m...therapy-helped-prepare-him-for-fargo-4060631/
'Chris Rock should have focused on Will Smith. But he couldn’t help himself.' said:
Given that in his 2018 Netflix comedy special, “Tambourine,” Rock expresses the certainty that Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg were bullied and that being bullied shaped them into one-of-a-kind entrepreneurs, it’s obvious that he believes being bullied shaped him into who he is: someone who can execute a bigger slap down with his words than he ever could with his hand.

And so Saturday night, he attempted to recast Smith, somebody he’s said he’d loved since his DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince days, as something other than the big, tall, handsome, silver-tongued leading man, and as something other than a husband nobly defending his wife. In pointing out he is “significantly bigger than me,” he recast Smith as a bully. He accused Smith of not having not responded as multiple celebrities had said the most disparaging things about him and about his wife’s sexual exploits — and then selectively choosing to attack Rock, somebody he “knows he can beat,” for Rock’s “G.I. Jane” joke.
 
I don't think it was controversial, shit just wasn't funny.

I hope he feels like he got his get back and eventually people will stop talking about this. The most overblown shit in the world.
 
Things like this make me want to rewatch Eddie Murphy raw, in living color, I’m gonna get you sucka, house party, and old school def comedy jam.. real comedy has slowly died
In the years to come, it will all die bc of too many sensitive fags out there. Always looking for something to complain about rather than laugh or not laugh and moving the fuck on
 
In the years to come, it will all die bc of too many sensitive fags out there. Always looking for something to complain about rather than laugh or not laugh and moving the fuck on
Real comedy isn’t dead, y’all just don’t wanna pay for it. The funniest comedians aren’t famous. Hollywood told you Tiffany Haddish was funny, the world didn’t and she proved it. Jess Hilarious is not-at-all. Kevin Hart isn’t the benchmark, he’s the it guy. Support the up and coming guys. Hollywood never put Patrice on. Who can fuck with him, even dead??? He wasn’t mainstream and was unfuckwittable.
 
Chris Rock's Outraged Netflix Comedy, Will Smith's Outrageous Slap--and Me
How'd I get to be part of Chris Rock's Netflix comedy special--and what I think about it.

Selective outrage is all the rage. You mustn’t cancel Kanye’s tweets but banning books is okay. You mustn’t allow political corruption, but letting George Santos into Congress is okay. You mustn’t eat chicken but trout is okay.

That’s the point of Chris Rock’s new Netflix comedy special, Selective Outrage, which was broadcast live on Saturday, March 4 and which I was part of as a guest on the Show After The Show. We pick and choose what we’re outraged about as if selecting from a cold and congealed buffet of trigger points.
How’d I get there and what does it personally mean to me?

I’m a fan of Chris. Not just his blunt yet incisive comedy, but also his powerful and nuanced acting. His role as the doomed gangster in Fargo was commanding and heartbreaking. I was riveted.

Some comedians’ routines come from personal pain and struggles, some come from witty observation of human foibles and contradictions. Both are equally valid because both tread in the murky waters of our shared vulnerabilities, insecurities, and arrogance. We all wear carefully crafted masks of how we want others to see us and how we want to see ourselves. As with the best artists, the best comedians yank those masks off and make us look at each other and ourselves as we really are, so that in those moments of clarity, we can choose to embrace what we like—and change what we don’t. As with the best of art, those lights illuminate us only briefly before they are dimmed and the comedian leaves the stage.

Jerry Seinfeld and Ricky Gervais, both wonderful comedians, have created stage personas of distant observers who gaze upon humanity with amused disengagement. They do it with amazing wit and insight. And, most important, they are very, very funny.
But Chris brings us a more personal humor, forged in the pain and struggles of being Black in America, of being a Black entertainer, of being a Black parent, and even of being a rich Black celebrity. And, most important, he is very, very funny.

In case you think I’m saying all this just because we know each other, you are wrong. Loyal readers of my Substack and my articles in The Hollywood Reporter know that I have in the past called out famous Black athletes and celebrities, even close friends, when I thought they did something wrong. I would then get angry and hurt calls from them asking why I didn’t keep quiet. My answer is always the same: when someone famous uses their celebrity to promote dangerous ideas in public, the response also needs to be public in order to mitigate the damage.

Last March, when Will Smith slapped Chris at the Academy Awards show, I wrote an article on my Substack called “Will Smith Did a Bad, Bad Thing” which got millions views, my most-read article. In it, I criticized Will, even though I’ve known him for a long time and liked him. But what he did was bad for men, bad for women, and bad for Black Americans. And if Chris ever does or says something that I think is detrimental, I’ll comment on that too.

But I have nothing except praise for Chris’s Selective Outrage. I guess Chris and I have something in common. I write a regular column, “Kareem Reacts to the News,” and Chris does stand-up in which he reacts to the news. We are both outraged by other people’s selective (meaning inconsistent and contradictory) outrage, while smugly confident in our own righteousness. His presentation is funny and mine isn’t, though some say I have a dry, parched, almost desert-like, sense of humor.

I was honored to be part of his Aftershow. I got to bask in Chris’s hard-earned glory without doing anything. Now, go out and watch Chris do what he does best. Your day will be brighter because of it.
Thanks fir posting this.
 
Real comedy isn’t dead, y’all just don’t wanna pay for it. The funniest comedians aren’t famous. Hollywood told you Tiffany Haddish was funny, the world didn’t and she proved it. Jess Hilarious is not-at-all. Kevin Hart isn’t the benchmark, he’s the it guy. Support the up and coming guys. Hollywood never put Patrice on. Who can fuck with him, even dead??? He wasn’t mainstream and was unfuckwittable.
You’re right. I was mainly speaking mainstream. But yeah, the underground is where it’s at. Corey Holcomb shows are off the chain and raw as fuck. I wish some of sensitive asses get a chance to witness something like that
 
the authentic before the bag chris rock wouldve ripped

the sexually confused child grooming community..

just saying... real comedians have back bones and

not afraid to go after EVERYBODY...
 


Will Smith has reportedly 'tried unsuccessfully' to make amends with Chris Rock after Oscars slap

"He is better but still remorseful."
By Jessica WangMarch 06, 2023 at 02:02 PM EST


Will Smith wants to make amends with Chris Rock after the heavily-discussed slap that occurred at the 94th Academy Awards last year.

A source told PEOPLE that the Oscar-winning King Richard star has "felt terrible for so long" for striking Rock onstage after the latter made a joke about wife Jada Pinkett Smith. "He's tried unsuccessfully to make amends in the best way he could with Chris," the source said.

"But beyond that, family is important to him," the source added, noting that Smith "leaned on" family — also comprised of sons Trey and Jaden and daughter Willow — in the aftermath of the incident. "It all has helped him look inside and mature. He is better but still remorseful."

Reps for Smith and Pinkett Smith didn't immediately respond to EW's request for comment.


Rock, for his part, remained publicly quiet in the months that followed after the altercation, but he recently broke his silence in his newly-released special Selective Outrage, Netflix's first live-streamed event. He called both Smith and Pinkett Smith "b----es" and made a joke about tuning into Smith's slave drama Emancipation to watch him "get whooped."

"Will Smith has selective outrage," Rock said. "Everybody that really knows knows I had nothing to do with that s---. I didn't have any 'entanglements.'" The term refers to headlines that Pinkett Smith had an affair with a friend of their son, which the married couple openly discussed during an episode of Pinkett Smith's Red Table Talk in 2020.

"She hurt him way more than he hurt me," Rock continued in the special. "Everybody called him a b---- and who did he hit? Me." He concluded the set, "A lot of people go 'Chris, how come you didn't do nothing back, how come you didn't do nothing back that night?' 'Cause I got parents, that's why. Cause I was raised. I got parents and you know what my parents taught me? Don't fight in front of white people!"
 
The show was decent, the middle was flat especially the shit about his daughters, no one gives a shit about his daughters.
 
Second half definitely better than the first.

going in on Jada ≠ going in on Black women. I'm so tired of that narrative.
So Jada is a innocent victim in this, she did nothing wrong and Chris is just bullying her?
 
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