Who’s watching the Live Chris Rock Netflix special tonight???

[donwuan]

I said she Cheated

you said she didn't admit it at first, August Alsina is the one who told and they were separated.

I pointed out even though you are separated you are still married.

You keep bringing up the fact that Will cheated too.


WTF is your point I have no clue,

You're using the fact that they were legally married to call it cheating. But he said he was done with her. They both saw other people. But whatever homie. If saying she cheated helps you and Chris Rock recover do you homie. One

 

[EPDC]

Just finished watching it. I liked it. Definitely a slow build to a great ending.

People bitching about Rock’s bits against “wokism,” Markle, OJ/Kadashians, etc….need to grow the fuck up.

Rock weaved a story throughout this special, one that started with selective outrage and ended with it, regarding Smith‘s own selective outrage slapping him out of frustration for being made to look like a fool by his own wife.

I wouldn’t say it was his best special, but it was certainly his most “mature” in how he brought it all back.

Similar to how Chappelle tells a joke at the start of a special and brings it all back at the end, Rock pulled it off very well.

Solid special and yeah, he definitely went in at the end.

 

[mcguyver]

You're using the fact that they were legally married to call it cheating. But he said he was done with her. They both saw other people. But whatever homie. If saying she cheated helps you and Chris Rock recover do you homie. One

LMAO. WTF...... .

Even Jada wouldn't argue it wasn't cheating. Bitch saw an opportunity to get some young dick. Started some shit with Will, he was like I'm tired of your shit and need some breathing room. Will wasn't around as she planned and she went in for the kill aka young dick.

Bruh either you a female, or a female family member.

 

[gman4gov]

Most of these posts from Twitter are having something to say, but hardly anyone has even heard of them, but just through a tweet. GTFOH. Chris laid it out there and that's that.
Show was good, not his greatest but entertaining. Fuck Will and Jada for creating this shit, not Chris.

 

[sorcererforemost]

You know who had a funny special?

Martin. His 2020(?) Was pretty nice.

 

[jack walsh13]

Oh ok cuzzo

So Jada DID criticize Chris specifically publicly about hosting that year?

Yes

 

[Gemini]

Chris

 

[mcguyver]

You know who had a funny special?

Martin. His 2020(?) Was pretty nice.

 

[jack walsh13]

Twitter is like a vortex of bitchassness
Jesus

Real talk Doe. Richard Pryor would have had these muthafuckas ready to kill themselves.

 

[jack walsh13]

I did think that was dumb and i dont see the positives of talking about that..i think that Chris Rock is delving into the Dave Chappelle, where everything he says doesn't have to be "lol" funny but he tries to make you think while he's on stage. But still didn't find that bit funny

It ain't that serious for these soft ass muthafuckas to be reating like this on twitter though.

 

[jack walsh13]

Dude have every right to call them whatever wants. That whole family will do anything for attention. Jada has always came off as bitch to me.

Word. Fuck dat bitch

 

[lightbright]

I'm enjoying this fuck yall

"What does L.K.B.G.F. say when he gets caught bent over in a steamy shower with a man?!!



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[jack walsh13]

Watching this later. All the negative Tweets against it probably point to it being a classic. I hate Twitter where everyone is offended or plays a victim.

Shit is a pain in the ass EPDC.

 

[bgque12]

cacs used his niggas vs Black people "joke" for decades to justify their racism.
he let Luis CK sayer Nggr in front of him and didn't check him
and a bunch of other shit.

I was glad when Will slapped that clown,
Fuck Chris Rock

Black folks vs. niggas was hilarious AND ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!!!!!! maybe you didn't like it because it hit you to close to home on the wrong side of it.

 

[jack walsh13]

I know it goes back to the "Oscars So White" nonsense and that boycott. IMHO, he can say and joke about WTF he wants because he was the one who got slapped while he was doing his job. They deserved and earned every "Bitch and Mother Fucker" he called them. Also, Fuck all of them Gen Z babies whining about the "words" he said. I'm worn out by these "Soft As Wet Charmin" assholes who consume benzos like Tic-Tacs cause they can't get through a regular ass day. We spend way too much time on that nonsense.

Well stated

 

[lightbright]

He’s gonna make us wait all the way until the end before he addresses Will.
Marlon Wayans took the gloves off right off the gate on HBO tho.

Marlon didn't get bitch slapped in front of the world...... even Helen Keller knew that his comeback was what people really wanted to see so he held it to the end to keep them tuned in to the special
sidebar: if Godziila got killed in the opening minutes..... what's the real point of watchimg the next hour and a half?


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[lightbright]

Bodied!

Chris put two rolls of silver dollars in his boxing gloves

 

[lightbright]

He called Will a bitch several times. I wonder if Will is going to respond?

He has to ask Jada first


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[jack walsh13]

Woke bgol

Right.

 

[Soul On Ice]

Black folks vs. niggas was hilarious ANS ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!!!!!! maybe you didn't like it because hit it you to close to home on the wrong side of it.

you smoking, ahem, rocks son.

 

[bgque12]

Those assholes are lucky that I don't mess with Twitter because I'd ask, "Did Chris talk bad about Black women or about a Black woman"?
It amazes me how theses "black queens" totally skip the part about jada fucking her sons friend who has mental issues AND WAS LIVING IN THEIR HOUSE! She's the female R kelley and no one cares.

 

[TENT]

Dave Chappelle did 3 talking sessions but ok.

It feels like a Chris Rock infomercial at this point, just a bunch of blah blah blah blah blah ~~~ until Will Smith.

 

[lightbright]

I don’t really think the Will Smith shit was “funny”, but it was 100 percent the truth. Found myself nodding and saying “yup”, more than laughing.

I did wish the 2 brothas would be able to eventually get together and make peace, but nah, Chris ain’t never letting that shit go and he he doesn’t have to either.

I will never understand how someone in Will Smiths shoes would allow his wife to fuck himself up mentally like this to have really fucked up his career and reputation.

Tho she has the figure of a teen-age boy.... her pussy must've been totally exquisite, as well as the head jobs, Will was totally smitten to the point of being her forever bitch...... totally emasculated by that concubine for all of eternity


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[ugk]

Those assholes are lucky that I don't mess with Twitter because I'd ask, "Did Chris talk bad about Black women or about a Black woman"?

these bitches are like NATO

you criticize one and it's an attack on all

 

[Duece]

Niggas madder at Will Smith than Kanye West.

 

[Flawless]

Black folks vs. niggas was hilarious ANS ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!!!!!! maybe you didn't like it because hit it you to close to home on the wrong side of it.

 

[bgque12]

Your right too

But this is a sh*t show

This is art not imitating life

But life as art at this point

So it DOES matter

It IS personal

Did you see Marlon Wayans special where he went in on will and chris?

He was dropping facts and creating art

If Chris is "incorrect" about such a critical part of that closing routine?

Yeah it matters.

Cause now he really playing victim stuff.

And worse he "embellishing" or just straight lying.

I hope he is being genuine that's all.

Cause I think as pure comedy?

I ain't never heard something that savage since Kat went at Steve Harvey or Monique went at DL.

Dude, are you for real? First of all I am a comedian and if you think evrything we say are true you're crazy! And the fact that you are stuck on what she said about boycotting the oscars is laughable. Chris was the host of the oscars... it was his show!!! She was saying to boycott Chris. And you saying that was savage? This man was slapped on live international TV because of her! IMO he didn't go hard enough!

 

[TENT]

New Flash: Comedians make fun of people.

 

[Duece]

New Flash: Comedians make fun of people.

Nigga what?

 

[bgbtylvr]

After watching it twice I’ll say this: none of will ever know what it’s like to perform in front of the world. Not 100 million views overall—AT THE SAME TIME! What he did was monumental and you bitch ass niggas are looking for any excuse to hate. I fuck hate humans, man. He did it LIVE! First and the only first! Even if another comic does in Hulu, Chris is the first! I swear so many unaccomplished people allowed the Internet to give them a voice when they should shut the fuck up.

What I overcame to sit atop one of the nicest building in atlabra require zero fucks from anyone. I did what 99% people will never do. Chris did what did 100 times over. Yeah, he sprinkles Coon dust here and there, but why can’t we just sit back at let another black man be “the first”. Yet; the blacks people vs niggas was wrong?!!!??? I don’t care if every joke bombed; one of us is THE FIRST!!!!

 

[TENT]

If a nigga step on one of yall toes yall would never stop talking about it.

 

[Duece]

Just a little bit of coon dust leavens the whole loaf

 

[World B Free]

Dave Chappelle did 3 talking sessions but ok.

Did I bring up Dave Chappelle?

 

[World B Free]

Just a little bit of coon dust leavens the whole loaf

Yeah, Chris Rock was givin' those Light Anti-Woke vibes....., he dipped his toe in it.

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

her pussy must've been totally exquisite, as well as the head jobs

https://gifdb.com/images/high/dave-chappelle-and-chris-rock-ylnmdekxbrgz19zs.webp