Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!
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You and the fellas decide to meet up at "Ricardo's Steak House" since you haven't hung out in a long time. You get there early and decide to wait at the bar where you encounter Rita Senatore.
There's a basketball game on tv and she appears to really be into the game so ask her, "do you play basketball?" She said she once did, but she's too fat now to play. You give her an incredulous look, and she pulls out her cell phone to show you some old photographs.
You have to ask how long ago were these taking? July of last year, but she put on a few pounds since then.
There's a basketball game on tv and she appears to really be into the game so ask her, "do you play basketball?" She said she once did, but she's too fat now to play. You give her an incredulous look, and she pulls out her cell phone to show you some old photographs.
You have to ask how long ago were these taking? July of last year, but she put on a few pounds since then.
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Your great late aunt left you a house and some property in North Carolina, so you and the wife decide to go check it out this summer.
While you're there you are greeted by your new neighbor Dakota Jade (your aunt mentioned her before and your aunt said she was a nice young lady).
Nevertheless, when the weekend comes up Dakota comes over and asks you if she could borrow a screw driver and a hammer (she has to make a few adjustments to the grill and things because she's having a cookout)? She tells you she is having a small party and invites you and the wife.
She seems sincere, the only thing is she came to the house like this (she was trying to get some sun so she could be a bit tanned for the party).
Let's be honest, you might be imagining how she looks nude, and the wife is going to be watching how you look at Dakota.
While you're there you are greeted by your new neighbor Dakota Jade (your aunt mentioned her before and your aunt said she was a nice young lady).
Nevertheless, when the weekend comes up Dakota comes over and asks you if she could borrow a screw driver and a hammer (she has to make a few adjustments to the grill and things because she's having a cookout)? She tells you she is having a small party and invites you and the wife.
She seems sincere, the only thing is she came to the house like this (she was trying to get some sun so she could be a bit tanned for the party).
Let's be honest, you might be imagining how she looks nude, and the wife is going to be watching how you look at Dakota.
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When you first saw Bishoujo you took a chance with your approach, but she played along.
You: I don't mean to be forward, but can you please tell me if I can get a piece?
Her: Are you sure you can handle it? After all, it's so sweet and tasty most men lose their minds after the first bite.
You: I think I'll be alright, I'll start off slow with small bites, then I'll use my tongue to lick up the pink juice so that it won't escape my mouth.
Her: (Blushing) You sound like a man that knows how to eat?
You: I don't eat, I savory as if this could be my last earthly delight.
You: Now, would you be so kind as to tell me where I can obtain some of that delicious Strawberry Shortcake you're enjoying?
You both get a good laugh and Bishoujo directs you to the shop selling the cake. You return and ask if you can join her and she replies, "Of course."
Her: Eat up, who knows you might need your strength later on.
You: I don't mean to be forward, but can you please tell me if I can get a piece?
Her: Are you sure you can handle it? After all, it's so sweet and tasty most men lose their minds after the first bite.
You: I think I'll be alright, I'll start off slow with small bites, then I'll use my tongue to lick up the pink juice so that it won't escape my mouth.
Her: (Blushing) You sound like a man that knows how to eat?
You: I don't eat, I savory as if this could be my last earthly delight.
You: Now, would you be so kind as to tell me where I can obtain some of that delicious Strawberry Shortcake you're enjoying?
You both get a good laugh and Bishoujo directs you to the shop selling the cake. You return and ask if you can join her and she replies, "Of course."
Her: Eat up, who knows you might need your strength later on.
Lela enjoys talking to you and will occasionally flirt also while you're at work, but why do you feel the entire office is watching you and her whenever you're together?
You imagine if you get her alone away from the job things might look like this...
You imagine if you get her alone away from the job things might look like this...
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Thanks to your friend, "Big Earl," you find a job at Macy's furniture clearance house. It's hard work moving the furniture and you often come home sore and achy, but you're glad you have a job.
"Big Earl," who stands about 6'4, 245 lbs. attended Rutgers College with you, but because of high ankle sprain his chances to go pro went down the tubes. Nevertheless, Earl was still the man on campus and was always surrounded by fine women.
So you and Earl find yourselves making your final run of the day to a home out on Long Island, NY. When you arrive you're greeted by Ms. Joey Fisher. You assume Joey (short for Joycelyn) was a guy, but it turns out that's her dad, and from looking around you can see they have some money.
Now, Joey is actually "house sitting" for her dad because of the furniture delivery and actually has an apartment in Park Slope.
Well, you bring the sofa section in the house without a problem, but you need an allen wrench to release the metal supports on the ends of the sections. You end up walking back out to the truck and have to search for some tools and leave Earl alone with Joey.
As you're walking back to the house you can't believe your eyes as you see Joey, well...
The room has a funny aroma so you have an idea of what just happened, but you don't say anything and you and Earl place the furniture where Joey wants, and remove the old pieces, and then leave.
When you get in the truck heading back to the warehouse, Earl looks like a kid on Christmas day and gives you the details of what happened.
Earl was so happy he treated you to dinner and gave you the details while you dined.
"Big Earl," who stands about 6'4, 245 lbs. attended Rutgers College with you, but because of high ankle sprain his chances to go pro went down the tubes. Nevertheless, Earl was still the man on campus and was always surrounded by fine women.
So you and Earl find yourselves making your final run of the day to a home out on Long Island, NY. When you arrive you're greeted by Ms. Joey Fisher. You assume Joey (short for Joycelyn) was a guy, but it turns out that's her dad, and from looking around you can see they have some money.
Now, Joey is actually "house sitting" for her dad because of the furniture delivery and actually has an apartment in Park Slope.
Well, you bring the sofa section in the house without a problem, but you need an allen wrench to release the metal supports on the ends of the sections. You end up walking back out to the truck and have to search for some tools and leave Earl alone with Joey.
As you're walking back to the house you can't believe your eyes as you see Joey, well...
The room has a funny aroma so you have an idea of what just happened, but you don't say anything and you and Earl place the furniture where Joey wants, and remove the old pieces, and then leave.
When you get in the truck heading back to the warehouse, Earl looks like a kid on Christmas day and gives you the details of what happened.
Earl was so happy he treated you to dinner and gave you the details while you dined.
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Growing up your friend L, had a younger sister named Sylvia. Sylvia was cute, but very thin, and most guys overlooked her since she was shy.
Fast forward to today when you and a few of the fellas decide to hang out and catch up. L was visiting Sylvia so you stopped by her place to pick him up. So L has to clean himself up a bit before you step out and y'all are just chilling up from with Sylvia.
Now, you never really interacted with Sylvia alot, but today she's very talkative. She reminds us that she was indeed a quiet girl, but things have changed (apparently, she put on some weight in the right places).
Fast forward to today when you and a few of the fellas decide to hang out and catch up. L was visiting Sylvia so you stopped by her place to pick him up. So L has to clean himself up a bit before you step out and y'all are just chilling up from with Sylvia.
Now, you never really interacted with Sylvia alot, but today she's very talkative. She reminds us that she was indeed a quiet girl, but things have changed (apparently, she put on some weight in the right places).
During my senior year on high school I worked part time for a pharmacy, delivering packages. It was located on the Upper East side in Manhattan and the area was considered a high rent district. Although it never happened I used to think what would happen if I encountered a "freaky older woman" as a customer.
Her: Please come in for a minute, I am trying to reach a few books, but I need someone to hold the ladder.
She smells great and I swear I see a few pubs peeking out. She hands me 2 books and while slowly ascending from the ladder her robe begins to open.
She stops midway on the ladder (without acknowledging that she is exposed) and begins to complain about how her husband ignores her and how she believes he is having an affair.
For now all l will do is listen and allow her to make the next move.
Her: Please come in for a minute, I am trying to reach a few books, but I need someone to hold the ladder.
She smells great and I swear I see a few pubs peeking out. She hands me 2 books and while slowly ascending from the ladder her robe begins to open.
She stops midway on the ladder (without acknowledging that she is exposed) and begins to complain about how her husband ignores her and how she believes he is having an affair.
For now all l will do is listen and allow her to make the next move.
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You've been dating Devette since September of last year and things are going pretty good. You've met a few of her friends and recently met one of her sisters (she has 3) and it appears beauty runs in the family.
So you're chilling at Devette's place last Friday (literally, because the temperature drop down to 4 that morning), and her niece Pilar dropped by to check on her and to borrow a few $$$ (Pilar is currently attending Columbia Business school working towards her MBA).
She introduces you and you're thinking (one of your nephews would really like her), she seems nice. Pilar hangs out with you and Devette for about an hour before she heads home and she seems like she has a good head on her.
Now, you're not sure if you're "projecting," but Pilar gives you a very "strange" look as she is leaving.
You quickly come to the realization that you’re attracted to Pilar, and not that you plan on acting on it, but you wonder if the attraction is mutual?
Nah, you're imagining things, but Devette tells you how proud she is of Pilar, not only that she is thriving in school, but she also is modeling to help pay for school.
Devette remembers that you use to dabble in photography also, and suggest that maybe you could experiment taking photos of her and Pilar. You say, "okay," and pray that you can remain composed around Pilar (especially if the poses become a bit risqué)
So you're chilling at Devette's place last Friday (literally, because the temperature drop down to 4 that morning), and her niece Pilar dropped by to check on her and to borrow a few $$$ (Pilar is currently attending Columbia Business school working towards her MBA).
She introduces you and you're thinking (one of your nephews would really like her), she seems nice. Pilar hangs out with you and Devette for about an hour before she heads home and she seems like she has a good head on her.
Now, you're not sure if you're "projecting," but Pilar gives you a very "strange" look as she is leaving.
You quickly come to the realization that you’re attracted to Pilar, and not that you plan on acting on it, but you wonder if the attraction is mutual?
Nah, you're imagining things, but Devette tells you how proud she is of Pilar, not only that she is thriving in school, but she also is modeling to help pay for school.
Devette remembers that you use to dabble in photography also, and suggest that maybe you could experiment taking photos of her and Pilar. You say, "okay," and pray that you can remain composed around Pilar (especially if the poses become a bit risqué)
One of the bonuses of dating Jackie Lozada is that she's very creative in the bedroom. Sex is never the same way because she does voices, different accents, and creates different characters.
In addition, she very aggressive and usually the one intiating your encounters.
Just this past Sunday she was baking a cake.
So, she summons you to the kitchen to assist her, and she asks if you could lick the spoon. Of course the batter found it's way to other places besides the spoon.
Jackie felt you did a very poor job cleaning up and decided you needed to be punished. So while the cake was baking she escorted you to the bedroom to pay for your transgressions.
In addition, she very aggressive and usually the one intiating your encounters.
Just this past Sunday she was baking a cake.
So, she summons you to the kitchen to assist her, and she asks if you could lick the spoon. Of course the batter found it's way to other places besides the spoon.
Jackie felt you did a very poor job cleaning up and decided you needed to be punished. So while the cake was baking she escorted you to the bedroom to pay for your transgressions.
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You wanted to try out this new Thai restaurant on your area so you decided to go to "Sala Thai." Nice decor, full menu and a healthy dose of Pandora. Pandora was working the register and that damn t shirt she had on.
She picked up quickly that you were checking her out and asked, "Will you be dining in or eating out, I mean taking out?" She said, with a "cat that ate the canary" grin.
You asked her what do you suggest?
Pandora: "It depends on how your tongue reacts to things that are hot and spicy."
She picked up quickly that you were checking her out and asked, "Will you be dining in or eating out, I mean taking out?" She said, with a "cat that ate the canary" grin.
You asked her what do you suggest?
Pandora: "It depends on how your tongue reacts to things that are hot and spicy."
Your friend Lori, who is an actress by trade when she can get work asked you to come with her to an audition for an Off Broadway revival of "Hair."
As you arrive you see her friend, Laurine preforming some type of modern dance of which you have no idea what to call it, but she looks good doing it.
After Laurine's audition you and Lori go backstage to talk with her (for a small theatre the amenities they provide the thespians are really nice). She offers you some tea, soda, juice, lemonade and a variety of Panera Bread sandwiches.
However, the thing that really got your attention was that Laurine decided to stay in character and was now totally nude (she explained there are acts that will require her to appear nude on stage so she is trying to get used to it).
Lori and Laurine go over some lines before Lori auditions and you just kick back and chill.
Free food, nude women, you could get use to this.
As you arrive you see her friend, Laurine preforming some type of modern dance of which you have no idea what to call it, but she looks good doing it.
After Laurine's audition you and Lori go backstage to talk with her (for a small theatre the amenities they provide the thespians are really nice). She offers you some tea, soda, juice, lemonade and a variety of Panera Bread sandwiches.
However, the thing that really got your attention was that Laurine decided to stay in character and was now totally nude (she explained there are acts that will require her to appear nude on stage so she is trying to get used to it).
Lori and Laurine go over some lines before Lori auditions and you just kick back and chill.
Free food, nude women, you could get use to this.
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Hazel made a bet with you on the Cincinnati v. Kansas City game, and as a result had to clean your place in a French maid's outfit.
Now, because of Hazel's competitive natural she wants revenge and has proposed you have another bet on the Super Bowl this weekend between Philadelphia v. Kansas City.
You figure she's probably going to take Philadelphia, no problem. The problem is trying to figure out what you may be required to do if you lose.
Now, because of Hazel's competitive natural she wants revenge and has proposed you have another bet on the Super Bowl this weekend between Philadelphia v. Kansas City.
You figure she's probably going to take Philadelphia, no problem. The problem is trying to figure out what you may be required to do if you lose.
You were just thinking about how glad you'll be when the summer gets here. Last summer, your friend Rick had a big cookout/pool party at his house and it seemed like there were about 100 people there.
Plenty of food, great music and plenty of single good looking women. The latter was not a major concern of yours because you were accompanied by your girlfriend, Coco.
Coco is very sweet and keeps to herself, but you would be advised not to mess with her.
In spite of there being plenty of women at the party a few guys tried to "hook up" with Coco.
Coco's grown accustomed to a few guys trying to talk to her at parties, and she will converse with them. They want to dance, she'll dance with them, she just draws the line at when they try to get "touchy-feely."
Fortunately, for you most of the guys there saw you with her and gave you some respect. You even had to laugh when one of the brothers saw her coming out of the pool and nearly fell out his chair.
All you could her was, "Gotdamn, man that's you bro? More power to ya, and treat her right."
Plenty of food, great music and plenty of single good looking women. The latter was not a major concern of yours because you were accompanied by your girlfriend, Coco.
Coco is very sweet and keeps to herself, but you would be advised not to mess with her.
In spite of there being plenty of women at the party a few guys tried to "hook up" with Coco.
Coco's grown accustomed to a few guys trying to talk to her at parties, and she will converse with them. They want to dance, she'll dance with them, she just draws the line at when they try to get "touchy-feely."
Fortunately, for you most of the guys there saw you with her and gave you some respect. You even had to laugh when one of the brothers saw her coming out of the pool and nearly fell out his chair.
All you could her was, "Gotdamn, man that's you bro? More power to ya, and treat her right."
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