Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!

November 17

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Im sure she would find out real quick that the man has the upper hand in the situation and that there is plenty of time to make her feel special.

I was talking to my cousin yesterday and he basically said the same thing. He was "fooling around" with this young lady who had a pretty face, but was about 5'6, 5'7 and weighed around 220 lbs. He sleep with her a few times, but "dumped" her because too many guys were picking on him for being involved with a "big girl."

I asked him would he get involved with her again if she lost a lot of weight and now had a nice slender body, but sort revenge against him. He was like "yes," and felt either way he had the advantage over her.
 

November 17

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Life is funny when it comes to relationships because it seems when you're single you get very little to no attention from women. But when you're married or dating women seem to be throwing it at you.

You're married and like most couples you have your ups and downs, but overall more good. Nevertheless, your son Khaleem is having a bit of trouble with math this semester (he's in the 7th grade, but is in an advanced program that includes Algebra, Geometry and Calculus). His teacher suggest Ms. Ruby McGee work with him at least twice a week (she's a student teacher who recently graduated, but working on her Masters degree).



Ruby can work with Khaleem twice a week from 3:15 to 5:15, which is fine and you're available because you're working from home (the wife has to go to the office).

Things appear to be going well and Ruby's a very good teacher, but about 3 weeks in you notice something seems a bit off. Sometimes Ruby arrives early say 20, 30 minutes before Khaleel gets home so you tell her to make herself comfortable. She does, but...




Her comfortable is making you uncomfortable because you're tempted by her. She explains that sometimes her clothes feel constricting and she needs her body to relax a bit (she straightens up before Khaleem gets home).

Well, one afternoon she stays late to help Khaleem since she has her own exams next week. This time she gets to meet your wife and they hit it off immediately...whew!

You have to run out and pick up a few items from the store and since it's dark now your wife suggest you give Ruby a ride home for her safety. No problem, the ride is about 40 minutes, and Ruby keeps commenting on how beautiful your wife is and how she loves your home.

When you get to Ruby's you ask her if you could use her bath room before you return home (you plan on picking up a pizza and watching some basketball). Well after you come out the bathroom you see Ruby sitting on the couch and she tells you that you could at least watch the first quarter of the basketball game with her.


 
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November 17

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Your job sends you to France for a week and you anticipate having some leisure time when you're not engaged with business matters. There's just one problem, your room is having some plumbing issues and will not be ready until the next day. The hotel suggest a small bed and breakfast not too far out for the evening and you can return to the hotel the next day.

You agree and are given a ride to the bed and breakfast where you meet Gigi Domai.



Gigi is very cordial and goes over the house rules with you. Breakfast is from 7:00 to 10:00 AM, and if you are interested there is a lake on the property that can be utilized for sunbathing or swimming.

The place is small but nice and after reviewing some paperwork you figure you'll watch some television and then get some rest. You get up around 8 and have breakfast and pay a visit to the lake. The lake looks like something out of a painting, very calm and tranquil. But, you notice someone in the distance as you look out into the water. As they approach you realize it's Gigi.




You're thinking maybe you might want to extend your stay at this bed and breakfast, too bad you have a meeting later this morning.
 

November 17

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November 17

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You and Peter Morita work for the same company and sometimes play basketball with some of the other guys at work during an evening lunch break. Peter can work a nerve because his political ideas always seem to be center around something negative to say about black people in addition, to him loving to use black street slang in a mocking way.

So one evening when your playing basketball goes up for a rebound and comes down wrong and it appears it could be a break or fracture. Now even though, he is not on your favorite person list you escort him to the local hospital when EMT arrives. While your there he contacts his wife, Shion and soon there after she arrives at the hospital.

When she gets there she is concerned, but he tells her he is alright and that she can just take his things and go home. He wasn't speaking to her in a nice way and well you can see he has some issues with the way he treats his wife.



You wait around because it's late (11:30 PM) and Shion will be traveling home by herself. After a verbal exchange between Shion and Peter she walks out the room (visibly upset).

You says she is leaving and wants to know if you are going uptown also if so you can catch a cab together, which you end up doing. On the way she is telling you how her and Peter are having problems since her hours at work have been reduced and how she never seems to do anything right for him. She ends up invite you upstairs since she really needs someone just to talk to at the moment.

You end up talking for about an hour and you tell her that maybe you should be going home now and she tells you that it's okay if you spend the night since she doesn't want to be alone tonight.


 

November 17

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You and a few of your friends decide to spend the day hanging out at the beach. You're basically just there getting some sun and checking out the women when you notice this young lady camped out in front of you.

She keeps looking back and smiling, but doesn't say anything (Maria G would come back later and introduce herself)? But, when she stood up...Damn!

 

November 17

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You and the fellas decide to meet up at "Ricardo's Steak House" since you haven't hung out in a long time. You get there early and decide to wait at the bar where you encounter Rita Senatore.



There's a basketball game on tv and she appears to really be into the game so ask her, "do you play basketball?" She said she once did, but she's too fat now to play. You give her an incredulous look, and she pulls out her cell phone to show you some old photographs.





You have to ask how long ago were these taking? July of last year, but she put on a few pounds since then.
 

November 17

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Your great late aunt left you a house and some property in North Carolina, so you and the wife decide to go check it out this summer.

While you're there you are greeted by your new neighbor Dakota Jade (your aunt mentioned her before and your aunt said she was a nice young lady).



Nevertheless, when the weekend comes up Dakota comes over and asks you if she could borrow a screw driver and a hammer (she has to make a few adjustments to the grill and things because she's having a cookout)? She tells you she is having a small party and invites you and the wife.

She seems sincere, the only thing is she came to the house like this (she was trying to get some sun so she could be a bit tanned for the party).



Let's be honest, you might be imagining how she looks nude, and the wife is going to be watching how you look at Dakota.

 
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November 17

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When you first saw Bishoujo you took a chance with your approach, but she played along.
You: I don't mean to be forward, but can you please tell me if I can get a piece?
Her: Are you sure you can handle it? After all, it's so sweet and tasty most men lose their minds after the first bite.
You: I think I'll be alright, I'll start off slow with small bites, then I'll use my tongue to lick up the pink juice so that it won't escape my mouth.
Her: (Blushing) You sound like a man that knows how to eat?
You: I don't eat, I savory as if this could be my last earthly delight.
You: Now, would you be so kind as to tell me where I can obtain some of that delicious Strawberry Shortcake you're enjoying?



You both get a good laugh and Bishoujo directs you to the shop selling the cake. You return and ask if you can join her and she replies, "Of course."

Her: Eat up, who knows you might need your strength later on.

 

November 17

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Thanks to your friend, "Big Earl," you find a job at Macy's furniture clearance house. It's hard work moving the furniture and you often come home sore and achy, but you're glad you have a job.

"Big Earl," who stands about 6'4, 245 lbs. attended Rutgers College with you, but because of high ankle sprain his chances to go pro went down the tubes. Nevertheless, Earl was still the man on campus and was always surrounded by fine women.

So you and Earl find yourselves making your final run of the day to a home out on Long Island, NY. When you arrive you're greeted by Ms. Joey Fisher. You assume Joey (short for Joycelyn) was a guy, but it turns out that's her dad, and from looking around you can see they have some money.


Now, Joey is actually "house sitting" for her dad because of the furniture delivery and actually has an apartment in Park Slope.
Well, you bring the sofa section in the house without a problem, but you need an allen wrench to release the metal supports on the ends of the sections. You end up walking back out to the truck and have to search for some tools and leave Earl alone with Joey.

As you're walking back to the house you can't believe your eyes as you see Joey, well...



The room has a funny aroma so you have an idea of what just happened, but you don't say anything and you and Earl place the furniture where Joey wants, and remove the old pieces, and then leave.

When you get in the truck heading back to the warehouse, Earl looks like a kid on Christmas day and gives you the details of what happened.






Earl was so happy he treated you to dinner and gave you the details while you dined.
 
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November 17

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Growing up your friend L, had a younger sister named Sylvia. Sylvia was cute, but very thin, and most guys overlooked her since she was shy.

Fast forward to today when you and a few of the fellas decide to hang out and catch up. L was visiting Sylvia so you stopped by her place to pick him up. So L has to clean himself up a bit before you step out and y'all are just chilling up from with Sylvia.

Now, you never really interacted with Sylvia alot, but today she's very talkative. She reminds us that she was indeed a quiet girl, but things have changed (apparently, she put on some weight in the right places).

 
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