Hey, Hey, Hey. Why does Philly look like Fat Alberts Junkyard?

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Nah, nah, naah don't trip over the crackheads.......

Nah, nah, naah... dont trip on a needle.....

Is that Weird Harold on the light post with a needle in his arm?


Why is Albert skinny now?

What happened to the rest of the gang.

It doesn't look like the gang is having a good time like the cartoon.

Is the Brown Hornet going to save Philly? Or is that Pittsburgh. No, that was a fish. I dont see how a fish could help those people but good luck to all the people in the junkyard.


Some of you Philly grimeys dun skeeted on this woman in the screenshot!! SHAME!!
 
@jack walsh13 damn bro I’m sorry the Stros left y’all down

it’s jus a game, tell them bro

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Is the gentleman in the beginning of this video from this area?

Him and the back ground people in the video look like they have something in common with the Philly folks.

I would love for someone vto play a horn at the beginning of the Kensington video. I would really class up the place. Nothing is better than the sounds of French horns to crunch notes of needles.

Just wondering if your mayor has a Rob Ford problem because is seems as the citizens are taking a que from a higher authority that ain't God.

Maybe Yo Gotti can give everyone jobs in his next video shoot. That would really go a long way. The next fiends with a soup kitchen flow might get signed.
 
Cause it is,it's a rough city and everything there looks rough.

It's not on no ones vacation destination

Respect to the beards.
No vacation!! What! I had my tickets booked for summer. Was going to take the good ol mum to see the sights.

She aint seen a tweaker since 1996. She says she really misses the sounds of random crackheads screaming incoherent shit in the streets. Says she doesn't sleep as well anymore. I told her there may not be a lot of crack anymore but I know the next best place.

Thanks Kensington. Good ol mum will get a great night of sleep in the local flop house. I just hope people don't try to think she is selling pussy. Her cooch is to dry for that. She's old.
 
Maybe those junkies would like to get together for a game of buck-buck someday.thatnstreet reminds me of school in the summer ....no class.
 
In fifteen years you are gonna wish you purchased some property there.... its only like

that because some drug kingpin got the area on lock... all it takes is ONE

developer to want that area bad enough... they can afford to

out bid the drug dealer to get polease and politishuns on their team...
 
Nah, nah, naah don't trip over the crackheads.......

Nah, nah, naah... dont trip on a needle.....

Is that Weird Harold on the light post with a needle in his arm?


Why is Albert skinny now?

What happened to the rest of the gang.

It doesn't look like the gang is having a good time like the cartoon.

Is the Brown Hornet going to save Philly? Or is that Pittsburgh. No, that was a fish. I dont see how a fish could help those people but good luck to all the people in the junkyard.


Some of you Philly grimeys dun skeeted on this woman in the screenshot!! SHAME!!


Chick in that last video had..... some serious potential....... but you already know BGOL..... someone here will RAW her for sure...... they getting that cape out now to search for her

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Mostly look white to me..

Let it rock
Yeah, I noticed that too. What gives them the right to stink up the place. Where are the CCP China Covid power washers when you need them.

I wonder if we called ourselves Pain Therapist and dressed like this
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could we heal people with "medicine". Don't tell me we couldn't make a difference.

I not telling Philly "healers" to shave their beards in shit. But they would look nice in all white handing out medicine.
 
Nah, nah, naah don't trip over the crackheads.......

Nah, nah, naah... dont trip on a needle.....

Is that Weird Harold on the light post with a needle in his arm?


Why is Albert skinny now?

What happened to the rest of the gang.

It doesn't look like the gang is having a good time like the cartoon.

Is the Brown Hornet going to save Philly? Or is that Pittsburgh. No, that was a fish. I dont see how a fish could help those people but good luck to all the people in the junkyard.


Some of you Philly grimeys dun skeeted on this woman in the screenshot!! SHAME!!

Man don’t do fat Albert like that
 
Man don’t do fat Albert like that
Why Albert turn out the block like that. Where is Moses Guthrie
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when you need him? He saved Pittsburgh why not Philly?

Are the X Men in another galaxy or something? They always save white people in the movies. Why I gotta ask a black super hero to clean this mess up?
 
Does anyone have any old Fat Albert Akademics wear?

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These people sho cud need it. Some these people barely got clothes on.

Albert was such a nice kids. He would give the clothes off his back to a crackhead.

I don't know if he could save the junkyard.

SAD!!!
 
its only a matter of time....buildings are being bought now in Kensington....the question is where will the zombies go?
 
In fifteen years you are gonna wish you purchased some property there.... its only like

that because some drug kingpin got the area on lock... all it takes is ONE

developer to want that area bad enough... they can afford to

out bid the drug dealer to get polease and politishuns on their team...
Yep. Gotta get those locations and have vision
 
If Philly wins the SB, how bout we get a Parade on Kensingon??

Just think about how much you would ssve on clean up before/after.

Riot, burn cars, slide up and down all the polls you like. Burn a few buildings while you at it too.

Place gonna look all the same in the morning. Don't matter. Just give the fiends a few dollars to watch ya cars and clean up all the extra mess that they can't put with after all the heathens leave.
 
I am now selling parade spots on Kensingon. Tickets and spots are limited. Please get your VIP dope tents ASAP because these are going like hot cakes an are in limited supply.

We only got a few folks. Only 100 tiickets per customer. Buy now. Buy often but don't forget to buy plenty!!!!

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If San Francisco sent its homeless to fight against Phillys homeless on Lincoln Field who would win?

I think the SF Homeless would have put up a better fight than the 49ers on Sunday.

Maybe next time we give them w go at it. They seem scrappy and angry. Do you think they could learn Shanahans playbook.

I dunno. But I would love to find out!! How about you 49er fans contact the mayor and give those people a job.
 
As someone who grew up in North Philly during the crack era, it wasn't as bad as what's happening out in Kensington.
Yo Doe, Kensington and Germantown are both off the hook right now. Is Strawberry Mansion as bad in your opinion?
 
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As someone who grew up in North Philly during the crack era, it wasn't as bad as what's happening out in Kensington.
I was on Lehigh Ave in North. They had a house they lived in and would sweep pavements and clean yards for money. These heroin users look like they'd hurt kids to get money for a fix. I never worried about a crackhead robbing me.
 
Yo Doe, Kensington and Germantown are both off the hook right now. It's Strawberry Mansion as bad in your opinion?
Strawberry Mansion is getting gentrified. University city I bleeding over into the area. They offered my grandmother half a mill for her house. She's old and southern, so some white man's money doesn't mean a damn thing to her.
 
Yo Doe, Kensington and Germantown are both off the hook right now. It's Strawberry Mansion as bad in your opinion?
Strawberry Mansion is just hood with typical hood shit. Fools beefing, jacking strangers, hitting licks, hood rats getting fucked and creating more kids to keep the cycle of poverty going.

Strawberry Mansion is not as bad as Kensington in terms of open drug use.
 
I was on Lehigh Ave in North. They had a house they lived in and would sweep pavements and clean yards for money. These heroin users look like they'd hurt kids to get money for a fix. I never worried about a crackhead robbing me.
True but the hood will be on that vigilante justice, most drug users in Philly know not to fuck with kids.

They know the entire hood will beat that ass and cops will allow it.

Back in the early 90's, some fool had raped a young teenage girl. Her Mother got the cops there in time. Not only did the cops mash him up, the ambulance guys got in on it too.

It's just general knowledge not to fuck with kids in the hood. Shit will always go bad for the person doing so and the law will turn a blind eye.
 
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Strawberry Mansion is getting gentrified. University city I bleeding over into the area. They offered my grandmother half a mill for her house. She's old and southern, so some white man's money doesn't mean a damn thing to her.
Strawberry Mansion is closer to downtown compared to other parts of North Philly, got them big ass houses, which is why Mansion is in the name.

It's close to the schuylkill river. So yeah developers got their eye on that part of town. Most of the home owner like your Grandmother were the owners back when I was kid. As that generation passes on, the next generation has no desire to remain because it's been allowed to go crime ridden for so long. That lowers prices. Now come the greedy developers.

Personally, just my opinion, this is all by design.
 
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