Co-worker hit me with this problem about his wife today. What would you tell him to do?

[killagram]

If a wife don't want a dick in her ass then a dick ain't going in her ass.

If a husband ain't interested in ass play then...

I'll take it...like I'm known to do...she gone get stuck...the easy or hard way...brah

 

[papi68]

I can't wait until Elon Musk finalizes the deal to purchase bgol from Hnic and then elon makes hnic change everyones screenname to their real government names. 2-17-2023.

How much is HNIC going to get?

 

[alexw]

I’ve had two jump offs beg for anal. I’m also not into it and feel what he’s saying. It’s gross and nothing sexy especially with a fat pussy sitting under the asshole. I want the labia meat not a balloon knot. Now if she wants her asshole licked fine but I’m not going inside

Lmfaooooooo

 

[lazarus]

Went to lunch with my boy today. 2 kids and been married for 13 years. Long story short, his wife asked him to do anal on her and he's not into it AT ALL. Said he told her no, and that her response was that he's keeping her from something she desires. She said if he loves her, he'd do it to please her, even if he's not necessarily into it. All in all, it ended peacefully, but I told him that shit isn't over. I've never known her to cheat, but I can't see this ending well. He's so against it, he said he'd let her walk if she hits him w/ an ultimatum. How would you advise him in this situation - his unwillingness vs her sexual desires.

I personally think this shit is gonna surface in a way he's not prepared for down the line, but that's just my 0.02.

It sounds like he's testing to you to see if you open to the idea because he's been secretly crushing on you and hoping you like to do it. Next, he will say he's unsure about trying it on his wife first and discuss it further over drinks at his house to catch a Jake Paul fight when his wife is out of town. When you get to this white boy's house, Phil Collins is playing in the background and he made you some truffles with spaghetti with some white wine to wash it down. Since you are asking us about anal sex regarding your friend, we all know how the rest of the night goes.

 

[ShortyCumStain]

Long story short, no1 should have to do anything sexually that they don't want to do. End of story.

Wholeheartedly agree.

 

[pookie]

What made her all of a sudden want anal so bad after 13 years of marriage

 

[Mixd]

What made her all of a sudden want anal so bad after 13 years of marriage

 

[dHustla]

Tell him what yall tell women when yall want something we aren't down for: if he won't do it, another person will.



J/K I don't want to be responsible for when he kills his wife.

If them greens ain't good...






I know sumthin

 

[dHustla]

I can't wait until Elon Musk finalizes the deal to purchase bgol from Hnic and then elon makes hnic change everyones screenname to their real government names. 2-17-2023.

See.. the board shouldna never went public. All this shit started because ninjas ain't wanna donate

 

[godofwine]

I’ve had two jump offs beg for anal. I’m also not into it and feel what he’s saying. It’s gross and nothing sexy especially with a fat pussy sitting under the asshole. I want the labia meat not a balloon knot. Now if she wants her asshole licked fine but I’m not going inside

I'm not a fan of anal, either. I had a bad experience:

I'm fucking THIS MILF-ish White chick in the ass at her request. I was hitting it and hitting it well, she's moaning and screaming, and then I look down.

I look down and I see a whole kernel of corn. A whole kernel of corn on my duck. A whole kernel of unchecked corn on my dick.

I froze.

She turned around looking at me like why did you stop. I pointed to my dick and she stood up, went to the bathroom grabbed a towel, wiped it off and wanted to keep going

I was done. Done with her nasty ass for that day and done with anal. I know some women love 'bowing at the temple of Zod' but I can't get with it.

If I'm fucking with a chick and I finger her ass while I'm hitting it- as soon as the sex is done I run to the bathroom to wash my hands

But to be hit with the question from my wife, anal or divorce, I might have to bite the bullet and give it to her. Lord knows I've asked women to do shit they didn't really want to do (mainly facials)

She wouldn't get it often, but I would give it to her

 

[dHustla]

Lmaoooooooo respect her boundaries?? You must only look at the porn because this has come up NUMEROUS times and it's always y'alls way or the highway.

That's still respecting her boundaries. She ain't forced, questioned, or ridiculed

 

[jack walsh13]

I WOULD TELL HIM SEND HIS WIFE'S INFO TO JACKSON WALSH AND HE WILL TAKE CARE OF WHAT SHE NEEDS.

 

[keith6]

Ask one of Bullets Bullies.

 

[ronmch20]

I would tell him that he has to keep what goes on with him and his wife between him and his wife.

Best advice he could possibly receive.

 

[Database Error]

How much is HNIC going to get?

Well twitter went for 44 billion so let's see... take bgol's current value adding future potential earnings carry the 2 then minus 3.7% in the tranny attacks clause multiple your sum by 4 for malarkey aka ockings and hnic is sitting at 97 billion give or take. I mean that's without even taking donations into consideration(legally).

 

[tallblacknyc]

Well twitter went for 44 billion so let's see... take bgol's current value adding future potential earnings carry the 2 then minus 3.7% in the tranny attacks clause multiple your sum by 4 for malarkey aka ockings and hnic is sitting at 97 billion give or take. I mean that's without even taking donations into consideration(legally).

Lmaoooo.. Elon could give hnic 5 million and hnic would pass him the rights.. musk would become h.c.i.c.. head cac in charge

 

[vertigo]

I'm not a fan of anal, either. I had a bad experience:

I'm fucking THIS MILF-ish White chick in the ass at her request. I was hitting it and hitting it well, she's moaning and screaming, and then I look down.

I look down and I see a whole kernel of corn. A whole kernel of corn on my duck. A whole kernel of unchecked corn on my dick.

I froze.

She turned around looking at me like why did you stop. I pointed to my dick and she stood up, went to the bathroom grabbed a towel, wiped it off and wanted to keep going

I was done. Done with her nasty ass for that day and done with anal. I know some women love 'bowing at the temple of Zod' but I can't get with it.

If I'm fucking with a chick and I finger her ass while I'm hitting it- as soon as the sex is done I run to the bathroom to wash my hands

But to be hit with the question from my wife, anal or divorce, I might have to bite the bullet and give it to her. Lord knows I've asked women to do shit they didn't really want to do (mainly facials)

She wouldn't get it often, but I would give it to her

Just a suggestion fam- next time you want to share a bad experience:





Just saying you had a bad experience is plenty, lol

 

[godofwine]

Just a suggestion fam- next time you want to share a bad experience:





Just saying you had a bad experience is plenty, lol

I swear I might watch that movie today.

"I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE. Damn it. I thought u was deaf"

I'm laughing for real right now real talk

 

[yaBoi]

this and she probably heard one of her friends talking about it

 

[Database Error]

Lmaoooo.. Elon could give hnic 5 million and hnic would pass him the rights.. musk would become h.c.i.c.. head cac in charge

He would probably keep it as hnic but add a blue check ✔

 

[jack walsh13]

Ask one of Bullets Bullies.

 

[woodchuck]

"When a man tells us 'I don't eat pussy.', we hear 'But my friends do.'" - A female co-worker.

Just like someone else asked, after 13 years of marriage, NOW you want a banana in your tailpipe?!

 

[jack walsh13]

Tell him what yall tell women when yall want something we aren't down for: if he won't do it, another person will.



J/K I don't want to be responsible for when he kills his wife.

 

[jack walsh13]

tell em... you know a knigha that will come thru and train her ass....and let him know...she won't be the same no Moe....his name is The Killamayne... brah

I'll probably put that bitch through the headboard I'd be banging her so hard.

 

[Texas Catdaddy]

If his wife is asking for it, she's going to end up getting it. Now he needs to know that it's going to get done... that goes without saying.

Either he's going to do it, or someone else is going to do it. Minus whale do it, and knock the bottom out of it.

Zod can be merciful... But, if she's putting him on spot about it... Zod's rod will be wrathful.

zamen .....

 

[bbuzzard]

I’ve had two jump offs beg for anal. I’m also not into it and feel what he’s saying. It’s gross and nothing sexy especially with a fat pussy sitting under the asshole. I want the labia meat not a balloon knot. Now if she wants her asshole licked fine but I’m not going inside

 

[Darth Furious]

This.

Not sure why people are trying to normalize this shit. But to answer a question a few lines up, she's white and he's black. Cool white chick though, not some suburban June Cleaver.

THIS should have been noted in the first post. And yes, it makes a huge difference.

I had a white chick at my work ask me to do shit to her that wifey aint never said to me in years.

Becky leaned back and told me to dribble my drink in her mouth. You know so our lips dont touch. When I told her to chill, she said ” just spit in my mouth or on my tongue “ because she was on a water only diet and her boyfriend wouldn’t let her have any sweetened drinks.

I laughed, she didn’t. This is also the same white girl that told me she liked to gargle nut in her mouth but her boyfriend wont cum in her mouth because he likes to kiss her afterwards. He likes to soap opera kiss.

I said girl chill.

The relationship is over.

THIS

She looking for that last possible spark.

Remind him he signed a contract. Then tell him to man up and give her what she desires.

THIS

Love makes people comfortable and forgetful of that fact.

... He loses his home, half of his future earnings, all rights to his children and ends up in a one-bedroom apartment in a building that ends in arms, estates, or gardens.

THIS

No. We are all not equal. Woman can put you through a world of hurt over some reversal shit. Have you driving down the road singing Drive-By Truckers because you refused to do some shit she wanted.

What made her all of a sudden want anal so bad after 13 years of marriage

Yup. Exactly right.

Wifey asked me how come I dont ask her to twerk. I said since when did that become your thing little woman? Can you do that in your office, on your desk and film it for me? She GOT EXCITED and said SURE!


That was over six months ago. She too shy to do that shit but she wants to! I let her go wild in the office at home instead.

"When a man tells us 'I don't eat pussy.', we hear 'But my friends do.'" - A female co-worker.

Just like someone else asked, after 13 years of marriage, NOW you want a banana in your tailpipe?!

YUP

Telling you bro, I seen grown ass 50 something ass old women throw on tight pants and try to keep up with the young girls at my work and at the gym too. Everywhere. They feel reenergized for one but also someone or some social media sparked an idea in their heads that they wanna see become a reality.


I work with a guy that has a black girlfriend and in less than a year, he said she went from dont touch my hair to why dont you pull my hair by the ponytail when you smashing from behind. Then she tells him harder, harder. They are BOTH divorced and in their 50s.

I told him to man up and bang her against that headboard or the bathroom stall door. Some nigga or TikTok got in her ear. Dude was like thanks bro, I figured. Just wanted to make sure it wasn’t you. I said damn.






oNE

 

[Darth Furious]

Famo. Is this the same woman????



That chocolate FINE as hell and she barely even trying. Natural beauty is the BEST.


oNE

 

[jack walsh13]

Famo. Is this the same woman????



That chocolate FINE as hell and she barely even trying. Natural beauty is the BEST.


oNE

 

[Dannyblueyes]

No. We are all not equal. Woman can put you through a world of hurt over some reversal shit. Have you driving down the road singing Drive-By Truckers because you refused to do some shit she wanted.

It's not just sexual either.

Failed to satisfy any whim or desire and you're out in the cold with fatherless children. It's disgusting that our laws and society allow this, but that's the way it is.

Then after all of those petty demands have broken down your bank account, self-respect and spirit she still walks out the door because now you're not the man she married.

Even after she's gone she's still angry because you supposedly "wasted her youth." Like it's your fault she bet on the wrong horse. The anger turns into vengeance and now she wants to take you for everything you've got.

It's a bit like drafting a quarterback, breaking both of his arms, and then replacing him with "someone who can actually throw a damn football."

It's got to the point that whenever I see a couple who's been married for 10 years or more I look at the husband of some sort of wizard or potion maker. There's no other way to explain it.

 

[bxclark]

I’ve had two jump offs beg for anal. I’m also not into it and feel what he’s saying. It’s gross and nothing sexy especially with a fat pussy sitting under the asshole. I want the labia meat not a balloon knot. Now if she wants her asshole licked fine but I’m not going inside

This is literally the first post where I wished I could use a like and laugh emoji at the same time.. Concurred on everything but licking asshole... Lol

 

[Database Error]

At least he knows what she wants for Christmas

 

[dbluesun]

she would be having butt babies by now

 

[Pimpslap Slim]

Send her my way.
She won't want no more after I'm done ruining that temple.