Alaska Snow Crab season CANCELED!!! Officials investigate disappearance of an estimated 1 billion crabs!

[World B Free]

Bet it tastes better than the fried jellyfish we are going to be eating in the next 15 years.

I bought some imitation crab and turned it into a crispy snack, it didn't taste like crab, but it was decent as a stand alone snack. I follow her instructions:

 

[PJN]

Never seen them shits lol... honestly, do it taste like real crab? Lol

Tasted it once and my taste buds gave me the middle finger.

 

[godofwine]

Well said, it sounds like we're in the midst of a societal death spiral of nature.

White people can't do anything in moderation and they never have. They've never learned to only hunt what is needed

This death spiral of nature is the result of them over hunting and overfishing. One of these days, and far sooner than any of us would like a lot of the things we see and stores now we are not going to be able to find anymore

 

[World B Free]

White people can't do anything in moderation and they never have. They've never learned to only hunt what is needed

This death spiral of nature is the result of them over hunting and overfishing. One of these days, and far sooner than any of us would like a lot of the things we see and stores now we are not going to be able to find anymore

Peep game, that's why many white folks are low-key promoting the eating of insects.

 

[godofwine]

Peep game, that's why many white folks are low-key promoting the eating of insects.

I can see those destructive mother fuckers snacking on bees even though the bee population is decreasing

 

[World B Free]

I can see those destructive mother fuckers snacking on bees even though the bee population is decreasing

& eating cockroaches, the insect food is coming on an industrial scale.

 

[Coldchi]

Prices at Red Lobster and other seafood restaurants are about to go up.
Crab fishermen about to start asking for a bailout.

Lawd i dunno what im gone do. Somebody call Ja Rule..........only he can fix this.

 

[theoriginalgreatone]

I guess it's a good thing because we are about to have a butter shortage too.

Here’s why the US is facing a butter shortage ahead of holidays

As supplies dwindle, the price for butter has surged, outpacing all other food on the Consumer Price Index.

nypost.com

 

[Mixd]

I guess it's a good thing because we are about to have a butter shortage too.

Here’s why the US is facing a butter shortage ahead of holidays

As supplies dwindle, the price for butter has surged, outpacing all other food on the Consumer Price Index.

nypost.com

This one I couldn't understand. If there's no real shortage of milk then why butter? Then I would have to assume it's all the fake butter?

 

[easy_b]

Yeah, there was over crabbing, but there is some serious climate change is going on in the Alaska area. Hell they had a freaking typhoon a couple weeks ago.

 

[killagram]

This one I couldn't understand. If there's no real shortage of milk then why butter? Then I would have to assume it's all the fake butter?

they bullshittin us...since we won't die. they gone starve us out..or make us poe... brah

 

[easy_b]

they bullshittin us...since we won't die. they gone starve us out..or make us poe... brah

Black people can survive it’s the poor white people and middle-class white people that’s going to catch the most hell

 

[easy_b]

I did a little research on this phenomenon and white people are getting a huge wake up call from Mother Nature. Snow crabs love cold waters, If the Bering sea is warming quickly those crabs are not coming back.

 

[CPT Callamity]

They were already getting expensive right up to the pandemic. I used to be able to get them for $5.99 to $8.99 a pound depending on the sale. Now tjey hover at $15.99 to $27.99 a pound depending on the size. I would have them once every two weeks at one point. Now I hardly buy them.

 

[ShortyCumStain]

Thanos was right.

 

[the artist]

MFs got that stimulus and was straight ballin on the crab legs.

 

[yaBoi]

didn't they cancel a season about a year ago?

i be watching deadliest catch lol

 

[Texas Catdaddy]

Never seen them shits lol... honestly, do it taste like real crab? Lol

new word, sheepshead .....

 

[veritech]

Never seen them shits lol... honestly, do it taste like real crab? Lol

if you don't know the difference it will get you by.

if you eat good quality crab on a regular basis it will not get you by.

 

[Texas Catdaddy]

I bought some imitation crab and turned it into a crispy snack, it didn't taste like crab, but it was decent as a stand alone snack. I follow her instructions:

chick be wildin .....

 

[TEN]

Officials investigate disappearance of an estimated 1 billion crabs!

have they checked glorilla and doja cat's draws?

 

[Thrill3Seeker]

I bought some imitation crab and turned it into a crispy snack, it didn't taste like crab, but it was decent as a stand alone snack. I follow her instructions:

Damn. 15 min and she ain’t shakin no ass or showing no titties.

 

[Thrill3Seeker]

they bullshittin us...since we won't die. they gone starve us out..or make us poe... brah

I think they gone go for the third Option, bruh.

A big ass war.
But that’s a totally different thread.

 

[phanatic]

Black people can survive it’s the poor white people and middle-class white people that’s going to catch the most hell

Poor white folk know how to survive. I worked in rural Pa for a year. They make ends meet, but they vote like they're eating Beluga every night.

 

[easy_b]

Poor white folk know how to survive. I worked in rural Pa for a year. They make ends meet, but they vote like they're eating Beluga every night.

I disagree

 

[knightmelodic]

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Man and it’s cuffin season too, where are dudes supposed to take average to below average chicks to eat now, because I’m assuming Red Lobster will be impacted and that “all you can eat” crab deal that gets em wide open might have to be cancelled? Can The Cheesecake Factory or Pappadeaux fill the void?

There is no all u cann eat crabfest

 

[shaddyvillethug]

THREAD SAID CRAB

NOT CALAMARI

 

[shaddyvillethug]

THREAD SAID CRAB

NOT CALAMARI

 

[killagram]

Poor white folk know how to survive. I worked in rural Pa for a year. They make ends meet, but they vote like they're eating Beluga every night.

naw.. they can't. they poe mentally and financially...big dumb muffuckaz... brah

 

[knightmelodic]

THREAD SAID CRAB

NOT CALAMARI

You don't think them fuckers are grabbing crabs on the low? There's 2 billion of 'em, most of them hungry asf. They'd eat you if they could.

 

[phanatic]

I disagree

Elaborate. I know my shit is anecdotal, but I met and befriended a couple of poor white rural folks during my time in western Pa. Good people, but they get bombarded with nonsense about how their problems are the result of everything but shitty capitalistic systems..

 

[shaddyvillethug]

You don't think them fuckers are grabbing crabs on the low? There's 2 billion of 'em, most of them hungry asf. They'd eat you if they could.

They are fond of mollusks

Not crustaceans.


That’s like saying every person like who isn’t Muslim loves pork.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

You don't think them fuckers are grabbing crabs on the low? There's 2 billion of 'em, most of them hungry asf. They'd eat you if they could.

I honestly blame tRump for this also

 

[dade305]