The FBI just raided Mar-A-Lago

The thing I like about Cohen is that when he realized that Trump completely abandoned him…

he had absolutely no issues with doing everything in his power to seek revenge…

Unlike all these other idiots that have been thrown under the bus and still try to fucking hold out hope that Trump will save them…

Not Cohen… My man has been full Fuck this dude.

he still sold his soul for Trump… but still.. he gets some pity points.

I give him 2 pity points
That’s that true New Yawk grit… FUCK ME??? Na FUCK YOU PAL!! Whyyyyyy I outtta….
 

I was sitting there and—someone said I was standing, but I wasn’t standing I was sitting. And I heard, what many really smart people have said was a knock, a really NASTY knock! In fact, it was several of them—very loud, and I thought to myself ‘How rude?’ Right? No BIIIING BONG! By this time I’m standing because, quite frankly, why sit down when someone is treating your 78,000 sq ft estate so nastily? Right, it’s my home and they’re treating it like 34 acres of dirt—with a lake! 3 pools. There are probably alley gaters in the lake, but we have people for that. Alejandrooooooo, is what we call him. BANG-BANG! So I said, very firmly, ‘Well there’d better be a VERY good reason for all these crazed men—all dressed alike in their “woke” costumes to rob my 17-hole,136,000 sq ft home.’ Harrible! One of the guys— the first guy yells “FBI! FBI!” in a very whimpy voice, I’m sorry. So I go “FBI? Who ordered FBI? Nobody ordered FBI!” He goes “FBI!” I say “Everyone in here’s evangelical white!” And boy did they have guns. Big, beautiful guns the likes of which…..the world has probably never seen! “CIA! CIA!” What’s with the initials? I said, ‘Why are you raiding my 34-hole, 272,000 sq ft resort town with no blacks, unannounced?’ Poor Ivanka, she couldn’t finish. Her throat’s gone cold. Iron lungs, that girl. There’s a special place in my golf course for that her. It’ll be a hole-in-one…in one. Believe me!
 
lol she said a L in her bucket on a 200 page complaint.

hahahahahaa… trump is paying this chick
She knows that Trump doesn't care about truth or facts, only about sounding like you are 100 percent going to bat for him.

Heck, I could be his lawyer, with absolutely no knowledge of practicing law at all, and so long as I dropped 2-3 quotable quips on a show that he's watching, I'd be paid for at least a month.

.... well, I'd have billable hours. Getting paid might be a different story.
 

:roflmao2: :roflmao2: :roflmao2:One big shit show:itsawrap:

No she’s not
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