How many of you have housekeepers?

[The Jamaican]

Real talk.

Sone of you talking bout 4 and 5 bedrooms. You cleaning all that shit? Sweeping.. toilets.. Washing and ironing every week?

I ask as cultures differ around the world and everyone lifestyle different.

For me.. I dont have to wash or iron.. or sweep or clean or any of that shit. Got me a 'helper' when I was in my 20s and she stuck with me through 3 kids and countless drama.

I know Caribbean people can relate

 

[daTiger]

Hmmm helper huh... You smashing bruh?

 

[The Jamaican]

Hmmm helper huh... You smashing bruh?

At first I had those thoughts. But the desire to have a long term household manager in my wild years outweighed the thoughts. Besides.. I wasn't short

Matter of fact, it was a very powerful psychological play on the women i was dating (until I got married).

Breakfast lunch and dinner cooked.. clothes cleaned and ironed.. shoes crisp place clean.... when I said "bitch.. I dont need you.". I really meant it

 

[Database Error]

Well my sudiddy ass calls her my wife.

 

[The Jamaican]

Well my sudiddy ass calls her my wife.

And thats fine too.

I think this an argument for retiring outside the states. Both you and wifey can. Kick your feet up

 

[keith6]

Yup $180 every 2 weeks. Rosalita and Carmen do a great job. Even wipe down the kitchen ca
Binets

 

[The Jamaican]

Yup $180 every 2 weeks. Rosalita and Carmen do a great job. Even wipe down the kitchen ca
Binets

Nice. Thats a good price point. Some may have a problem breaking bread like that.. but honestly I would prefer to be sleeping on my couch picking hairs out my nose than cleaning a fucking bathroom.. I will pay for thar shit

 

[SamSneed]

Nigga my wife would never

she knows me

 

[The Jamaican]

Nigga my wife would never

she knows me

Suppose she look like ole girl from family guy though

 

[SamSneed]

Suppose she look like ole girl from family guy though

That bitch got a temple and a throat

nigga I’m fucked

 

[Database Error]

 

[The Jamaican]

Now see. That ain't what it look like in real life..

 

[doe moe]

I'm single, no kids, I own my home (as in paid off the mortgage).

Live in a single family house, I have 4 bedrooms and 2.5 baths with garage.

Only rooms I frequent, kitchen, master bath, master bedroom and living room and one bedroom setup as my office. These are the only places that require weekly cleanings.

Rest of the house I barely use. So it's not much to clean for a single person.

 

[yureeka9]

I've never lived in a spot big enough for a maid but I wouldn't rule it out if I lived overseas.

 

[Deezz]

Now see. That ain't what it look like in real life..

 

[yureeka9]

I'm single, no kids, I own my home (as in paid off the mortgage).

Live in a single family house, I have 4 bedrooms and 2.5 baths with garage.

Only rooms I frequent, kitchen, master bath, master bedroom and living room and one bedroom setup as my office. These are the only places that require weekly cleanings.

Rest of the house I barely use. So it's not much to clean for a single person.

I'm almost identical except I rent my house out and I live in an apartment in another state. 2 bedroom, 2 bath with a den. If I do a light cleaning once a week the place will stay just fine.

 

[Database Error]

Now see. That ain't what it look like in real life..

 

[The Jamaican]

I'm single, no kids, I own my home (as in paid off the mortgage).

Live in a single family house, I have 4 bedrooms and 2.5 baths with garage.

Only rooms I frequent, kitchen, master bath, master bedroom and living room and one bedroom setup as my office. These are the only places that require weekly cleanings.

Rest of the house I barely use. So it's not much to clean for a single person.

That's a lot of room for 1 bachelor bro.

 

[The Jamaican]

I wants no part of that household

 

[doe moe]

That's a lot of room for 1 bachelor bro.

It's perfect when you entertaining the ladies.

They love the extra space but at times it's a beast getting them to leave.

 

[The Jamaican]

I've never lived in a spot big enough for a maid but I wouldn't rule it out if I lived overseas.

There is no other way bro

 

[34real]

Yeah my place isn't big enough and the only place that really needs cleaning is my kids room and that's mostly putting away toys and organizing things again and again....my ol lady does a great job.

 

[SamSneed]

Nigga that’s @Bullet bitch

 

[veritech]

i have a housekeeper come once a week to clean the bathrooms, kitchen, vacuum, dust and mop. my time is worth more than the money i pay her.

 

[yaBoi]

me!

i have a cleaning lady that comes by about one or twice a month to deep clean shit

i pay for her to take care of momz house too..

 

[tallblacknyc]

Nigga that’s the communities bitch

Fixed for accuracy

 

[^SpiderMan^]

Yep, Every 2 weeks, Margarita cleans my house better than I ever could.

 

[HellBoy]

My kids do most of the cleaning (chores). Maybe after they are out the house, I'll consider it.

 

[Heavenlywings77]

Fixed for accuracy

Bullet has his wife doing exactly what he wants

 

[tallblacknyc]

Bullet has his wife doing exactly what he wants

I think you mean bullets wife does what she wants and knows he’s gonna accept it

 

[treal5]

Every 2 weeks two chicks come. Wife handles all that interaction.
All bathrooms, floors, windows, and kitchen is cleaned. Think 125 each time.

 

[Heavenlywings77]

Man I have this old photo of me at like 14 or 15 boo'd up face to face with one of my mother's Jamaican housekeepers that I used to smash as a youngin. As an adult no, I don't have any though. Too much 'trouble'

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

thats cool,

I know chicks that come from the West Indes love talkin about the maids they had in their country,

a few of them had multiple ones.

ITs dope when you can find someone you really trust..

But being a real knigga from NYC...

I dont trust no help that comes everyweek, especially for

long periods.... they KNOW too much about you...

everything you do, your schedule, the foods you eat,

the time you go to sleep and get up...

Those the muthafuckas that lay low and give up the info,

while their house robbing ass cousins be takin notes...

it be them maids and landscapers that come on the regular,

that be knowing a little TOO much about you..

In nyc you can have someone come in twice a week to do really light cleaning,

and wash clothes for like forty dollars a week...

and if you tip well, they send decent cleaners to your home..

if you DONT tip, they sending crackheads to your shit!!!

So No.... I dont trust muthafuckas... and Id rather use the money fo weed,

I like washing my own clothes and cooking my own food...

its not like you are washing clothes, you are just puttin it in a machine

and pressing a button... easy shit in the world.

as far as sweeping, get those fuckin robo shits, pay for a good one,

they do great work..

but to be honest... I think the lazier you get, the faster you die,

if you dont USE it you gonna LOSE IT..

LIVE FOREVER USE IT!!!!

 

[RoomService]

Let me see that onion?

 

[Texas Catdaddy]

Suppose she look like ole girl from family guy though

why was that my first thought .....

Mr. Sneed not hereee .....