Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!
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i want to sleep on those
Ok, Sonia, your neighbor is coming home from hanging out with some friends, it's around 3 am. You just walked down the hall to take out some garbage. She sees you and starts calling you as she walks down the hall (she's sober and doesn't drink or do drugs).
She shoulda kept her shit hidden.
I see u trynna derail the thread, eh? This bish belongs in a barf bag!
She’s clothed, then she’s not…that’s the theme…..
Technically yes, but I think ur kinda missing the point here. But yeah, technically u right.
I’m running as fast as I can, because, I know my wife done set me up. She befriends any woman I find attractive everywhere, every time.
So, we're watching Wimbledon on tv, and she tells me that Serena Williams can go far in the US Open if she plays a few tournaments before late August. I mentioned that Serena is no spring ch, before I could finish my point, she did this (I forgot what I was saying).
Ok, this is your Third date (you haven't had sex yet), and she just wants to chill in your place and watch a movie. She really likes Chipolte's Tacos, but they're 16 blocks away, it's rainy, and forget Grub hub. She offers to pay and treat you if you take the trip. She also said it could be worth your while as she starts to dance:
You can only hope Chipolte's leads to this:
You can only hope Chipolte's leads to this:
It's Friday, and you go to pickup some Chinese food for dinner and just plan on watching a movie on your firestick. She works in the restaurant part time while she goes to Columbia Law school. She enjoys conversing with you since your perspective on criminal justice differs from what she hears at school. She takes your number and tells you she going to stop by after work. You figure it's just talk, but then she calls and is on her way over. She gets to your place looking like a shy school girl, but you will soon find out that is the 2nd time you will be wrong this evening.
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