Back in the 70s, we called that the "cat ball" rule. We used it when we didn't have enough fieders.
Yeah, It's the Onion. It's not real.Is that an onion shape behind the logo on the show?
I would've broke character. That was fucking hilarious, especially since it was called "Unpreventable Tragedies".Yeah, It's the Onion. It's not real.
Chicken 1: “Lawd! Poor Loretta!
Chicken 3: “She looks good though… looks flavorful. Who did the body?”
Chicken 2: “Bernice! You know the one who makes the good cornbread!”
Chicken 3: “Well. That’s good! As long as they didn’t let Sheryl do the body!”
Chicken 1: “Chile! I told my children that when I go to let anybody but Sheryl do me.”
Chicken 2: “I heard she don’t even season you when it’s your time to go… no Lawry’s or nothing!”
Chicken 1: “That’s a shame!”
Chicken 3: “You know when I go I think I want to be fried...”
Chicken 2: “FRIED?!”
Chicken 3: “Yes. I hear that a nice way to go.”
Chicken 1: “You know they fried Earnest?!”
Chicken 2: “Lawd! Not Earnest… AIN’T NOBODY TOLD ME NOTHING!”
Trump put The Onion out-of business for 4 years. I mean for 4 whole years everything that could have been satire was real. It was mind-blowingYeah, It's the Onion. It's not real.