She's looking for a husband....brah

I'm not ok with 1 but maybe
2 sure
3 sure
4 i hate laundry
5 yea i take out trash
6 yard work
7 i take care of the cars
8 date night is fair
9 that just means she has to work on paying that as well.

all in all not a bad list

But now that my table is set what is she bringing?

This is a potluck you don't bring anything you can't eat.
 
I'm not ok with 1 but maybe
2 sure
3 sure
4 i hate laundry
5 yea i take out trash
6 yard work
7 i take care of the cars
8 date night is fair
9 that just means she has to work on paying that as well.

all in all not a bad list

But now that my table is set what is she bringing?

This is a potluck you don't bring anything you can't eat.

would you fuck..brah?
 
I'll drop kick dat ugly ass bitch like Paul Orndorff bruh. :angry: :angry: :angry: Only thing that bitch should be asking for is a paper bag to put over her head like a Saints fan during the 77' season. :angry::angry::angry::angry: Fuck dis world comin' too disgusting ass lookin hoes demanding shit. I wouldn't take dis bitch ta Crown Fried Chicken yo!!!! :angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:

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well everyone has expectations :lol: i was raised old school. you a woman...you cooking, you washing dishes, you washing clothes. date night sometimes, cool. vacation every year, cool. she gotta take care of business herself too. like lose about 70 pounds to even start scratching for her demands
 
https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh72...unveils-her-requirements-for-a-future-husband

she looking for one of y'all.. brah

Mf look like Big Worm mixed with Florida Evans. She’ll find some lowlife bum eventually but damn bro! She’s uglier than a modern art masterpiece. :eek2:Damn. Instant headache just looking at that mf.
 
Yall sound like those white racist motherfuckers that made mad "monkey" and "gorilla" comments about this black woman. I guess it's true, black men hate black women with dark skin.
This woman aint done shit to nobody but shared what SHE wanted. It don't mean you gotta do shit besides listen.
 
Damn, why is she playing hard to get when she's already hard to want.:puke:
And there it is Gent's!!!! @Pack Rat dropped a mega ton bomb on females like her!

Fam you killed this one in a single chess move!

Women like her know they will never qualify for the guy they truly want. So they create this "delusion of grandeur" with these mile long requests as a means of giving themselves a self-esteem boost.

It's the, I can't find a guy who meets my needs or on my level deflection. In reality they have NOT done the work to make themselves more appealing to the kind of man they desire.

We are literally watching and observing female delusion and how they create these psycho mental crutches to give themselves a pass for being BELOW average. All in the name of girl power and self encouragement.

I applaud women like her. (Ultra Delusional)

Yes wildebeest, make all the demands you want. Make lists a mile long with all your "refuse to settle" qualities.

At some point in time, standing at the bus stop of life. They all wake up when they realize the bus route (a man) they truly wish to have is never coming.
 
That's probably the weirdest voice match I've ever seen on a person.

Man you remember back in day they those phone personals, live links and all that bullshit? I tried that shit on the strength of a buddy who found a dime on phone personals. This was around ‘98. Girl had the nicest voice, silky. Your boy mind and imagination was gone. :eek2: She started talking freaky and shit I’m like oh damnnnn, it’s about to be on! Ol girl said let’s meet for a drink and go from there. Why that mf roll up looking like Jabba. The Hut. :rolleyes2: Was the last time for that shit.
 
-Her voice doesn't match her look
-She won't fit in a kayak at least not with anyone else in it
-She basically wants a parent to take care of her
-She has a right to have those standards but again that's her standards it doesn't mean a damn thing outside her world
-She'll find herself a Harpo....their out there
 
Man you remember back in day they those phone personals, live links and all that bullshit? I tried that shit on the strength of a buddy who found a dime on phone personals. This was around ‘98. Girl had the nicest voice, silky. Your boy mind and imagination was gone. She started talking freaky and shit I’m like oh damnnnn, it’s about to be on! Ol girl said let’s meet for a drink and go from there. Why that mf roll up looking like Jabba. The Hut. :rolleyes2: Was the last time for that shit.

In the DC area on 93.9 (Russ Parr morning show) in the late 90's they used to have Hook'em up Wednesdays. A male or female would call in and you'd talk to a few folks of the opposite sex & if there was interest they'd give the parties contact info off air. Well I know Russ, so he was like man call in, since you've got a good sense of humor & like to talk shit..lol So I call in & end up talking to 5 chicks on air, narrow it down to 2 & they hit me with the contact info. So I agree to meet this one chick at Springfield mall. I had built in an out in case she wasn't my type by telling her I had a meeting with a client. She had never been to the mall & I knew the mall pretty well so I told her to roll into a certain entrance & I could stand on the 2nd level & see her rolling in. Well chick was in the army & coming in her uniform, well long story short this chick was BUSTED..lol Voice def didn't match her looks, you'd have thought this chick was Halle Berry based on her voice, but she ended up being Florida Evans. I saw her walk in looking around & I just rolled out another way..lol She hit me the next day & I told her I got there a late due to traffic looked around & must have missed her..lol
 
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