Social media is a cold world!!!

[djkidrich]

 

[D24OHA]

What about the tax? And tip tho...?

Also....for there to $5 left someone is owed $2 back while the others get $1 which would equal $27 total

 

[Casca]

 

[Casca]

 

[phanatic]

This morning she was showing me a chicken cartoon doing yoga...3 minutes after I work up. My feet didn't touch the floor yet, and she's in my ear with that shit I don't give a single fuck about...at least at the time.

 

[ZuluSam]

OK...A coupla years ago we bought new bed frame/stand and was looking at new mattresses. Went to the usual furniture stores and stumbled into a mattress firm.

You know how when your looking at specialize stuff you checking every spot out and to our surprise turns out there are mattress firms EVERYWHERE!!!

In novi MI there are literally five in a mile radius?!?

Laundering money?? Lol. Yeah. I been said this 10 years ago.

 

[the artist]

 

[ZuluSam]

Raw

 

[Deezz]

 

[havelcok]

 

[havelcok]

 

[havelcok]

 

[shinobi]

 

[shinobi]

 

[shinobi]

 

[Multi - Personality]

 

[D24OHA]

That's so fucking weird

 

[SamSneed]

I’m fuckin dyin

 

[ZuluSam]

Boiling hot water puts them to sleep too. My preferred method.

 

[darth frosty]

 

[the artist]

 

[mumra]

wtf he thought was gonna happen lol

 

[Solomon]

wtf he thought was gonna happen lol

He wasn't hitting a golf ball. He was just practicing his swing and the club head flew off. He was probably just recording his swing so that he could go back and analyze it, but he dug into that garage floor way too hard and that shit went flying across the street.

 

[mumra]

Mf jerked off a crab

 

[mumra]

He wasn't hitting a golf ball. He was just practicing his swing and the club head flew off. He was probably just recording his swing so that he could go back and analyze it, but e dug into that garage floor way too hard and that shit went flying across the street.

Ok lol bad luck

 

[the artist]

 

[fu2]

He took "You gotta get up out the gym" literally. I'd walk back in like I was never there. Ask them how long they been hooping and anyone need a teammate and everything. Change my clothes and put on a fake mustache too

 

[mumra]

 

[christop]

 

[mumra]

 

[gutsdabeast]

Dudes math is just stupid. I have no clue how he mixed up formulas like that other than intentionally attempting to confuse people.

They Paid $30
He over charged them $5
Their bill should have been $25
Waiter gave them back $3
Waiter kept $2
What the waiter kept & gave away totals $5

 

[djkidrich]

This has GOT to be bullshit...

 

[the artist]

 

[the artist]

 

[the artist]