This is the craziest commercial I've seen in a while (viewing warning for some)

I live by the 3 S’s, Shit>Shower>Shave..I take my 1 dump a day in the mornings right before I get in the shower. I remember when we had the toilet paper hoarding debate a couple years ago dudes was saying they take 2-3 dumps a day those bidets would be good for them:lol::lol:
 
That's what I am afraid of.
Opening the bathroom door and seeing...
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you can put an extra valve on it
 
100%

it's ill to think how many times a day you wash your hands and it wasn't because you got anything as bad as shit on them

but niggas is like hell nah to washing doodoo off they buttholes lol
I NEVER SAID "HELL NO."
LOL

However, in a conversation with my brother,
I told him I use baby wipes to wipe.
He said, even baby wipes are bad for you.
so he gifted that joint.

I'll put it up.
 
I was in Busan in the early 90's back when it was called Pusan, and them folks had squat toilets.



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Boseong Bus Terminal (South Korea)
The early 90s was 30 years ago. Ain’t no bitches from the past 15 years in Busan, Seoul, Tokyo, Sapporo , got a stank ass. Not nan ho. I’ve 69’d with dozens of these broads and had my nose deep inhaling their pulsating holes.
 
a hot shit rag and baby wipes.. this shouldve been standard since you was young.. after you take a shit , the hot water comes on , grab a rag and go to work to fully clean… baby wipes was also another good method.. you can get a 9 pack of baby wipes for under $20 from Costco..each pack 100 inside.. also shitting than showering is key to
1- wild extra
2 - niggas is not doing all that shit b, stop it

baby wipes MAYBE


It's cool til someone fucks it up and you have a combo of shit,piss,water splashing all over the place.....just use wipes.
just makin it up huh lol

they don't work like that. what you think, they fire into the bowl?
I NEVER SAID "HELL NO."
LOL

However, in a conversation with my brother,
I told him I use baby wipes to wipe.
He said, even baby wipes are bad for you.
so he gifted that joint.

I'll put it up.
wifey finna eat ass all spring, you gon be out here with the slalom quads
 
1- wild extra
2 - niggas is not doing all that shit b, stop it

baby wipes MAYBE


just makin it up huh lol

they don't work like that. what you think, they fire into the bowl?

wifey finna eat ass all spring, you gon be out here with the slalom quads
Get it right some nigs is not doing that.. just like it’s been obvious some of us didnt grow up with the same teachings in various subjects.. but wipes and shit rag been something taught at an early age in my household .. its a lot of things I learned about other individuals hygienic methods that I see they obviously didn’t learn the right protocols.. remember some people had to be told to wash their hands in a routinely matter in the past 2 yrs and that was something that some groups weren’t naturally doing on the regular
 
Get it right some nigs is not doing that.. just like it’s been obvious some of us didnt grow up with the same teachings in various subjects.. but wipes and shit rag been something taught at an early age in my household .. its a lot of things I learned about other individuals hygienic methods that I see they obviously didn’t learn the right protocols.. remember some people had to be told to wash their hands in a routinely matter in the past 2 yrs and that was something that some groups weren’t naturally doing on the regular
You might have done it

MOST

MOST

muhfuckas do not, have not, and will not do that

That's not even an argument I'll entertain. Hell I used wet wipes but not until I had been fucking for damn near a decade. And MOST niggas are not carrying wet wipes around with them or using them in their homes. MOST people and I mean damn near fucking all were not raised to wet wipe their ass after shitting, and it doesn't have shit to do with being raised right. It wasn't American culture. It still really isn't. Don't even try that shit man lol wtf


Also

What the FUCK is a shit rag, my nigga?
 
You might have done it

MOST

MOST

muhfuckas do not, have not, and will not do that

That's not even an argument I'll entertain. Hell I used wet wipes but not until I had been fucking for damn near a decade. And MOST niggas are not carrying wet wipes around with them or using them in their homes. MOST people and I mean damn near fucking all were not raised to wet wipe their ass after shitting, and it doesn't have shit to do with being raised right. It wasn't American culture. It still really isn't. Don't even try that shit man lol wtf


Also

What the FUCK is a shit rag, my nigga?
Shit rag.. is a wash cloth that you use when cleaning yourself after taking a shit.. you take the rag, run it under hot water , soap it up and proceed to the clean up.. in the 80s it was the shit rag.. you use tissue and a shit rag.. than individuals found out about using the luxury of baby wipes 90s/2000s especially if you had younger siblings, kids, or converse with girls.. like I said on here b4 if you mess with African chicks some of them have empty bowls in their bathrooms.. when they finish urinating they take the bowl poor hot water and soap in it and proceed to wash their pussy.. they keep that shit fresh.. some cultures have very hygenic protocols they follow when it comes to shitting, pissing, etc
 
Shit rag.. is a wash cloth that you use when cleaning yourself after taking a shit.. you take the rag, run it under hot water , soap it up and proceed to the clean up.. in the 80s it was the shit rag.. you use tissue and a shit rag.. than individuals found out about using the luxury of baby wipes 90s/2000s especially if you had younger siblings, kids, or converse with girls.. like I said on here b4 if you mess with African chicks some of them have empty bowls in their bathrooms.. when they finish urinating they take the bowl poor hot water and soap in it and proceed to wash their pussy.. they keep that shit fresh.. some cultures have very hygenic protocols they follow when it comes to shitting, pissing, etc
A couple things

I'm well aware that different cultures have different hygiene practices than us...that wasn't the question

YOU may have been raised to ...use a "shit rag" (Jesus fucking Christ) after you shit...that wasn't the question

The VAST majority of the American populace shits and wipes their ass with toilet paper. Period. I don't even know what conversation we're having.

Re: this shit rag...my nigga if ever anything deserved a poll on this fucking site
 
Lmao I'm very serious

I lived in Germany for a lil while back in the day and we had one in the house, I thought it was weird at first but I got used to the idea.

My girl got me one almost as a joke gift but after a couple weeks I was like man, I can't believe everybody walking around with shit residue in they ass like it's all good.

That no wiping shit he talking is a lil extra, but honestly you just be drying your ass with the paper because it don't be no shit on it. So you do save on tp.

This conversation is always funny.
Which one did you get?
 
A couple things

I'm well aware that different cultures have different hygiene practices than us...that wasn't the question

YOU may have been raised to ...use a "shit rag" (Jesus fucking Christ) after you shit...that wasn't the question

The VAST majority of the American populace shits and wipes their ass with toilet paper. Period. I don't even know what conversation we're having.

Re: this shit rag...my nigga if ever anything deserved a poll on this fucking site
This was a thread on a diff cleaning method after you take a shit.. this particular contraption the op posted is popular in various other countries and cultures but not as popular in America.. I was just also talking about other cleaning methods that are used than regular tp.. basically variations of cleanliness.. it is possible of diff variants.. you liked the toilet squirter.. while some may like other methods that may have been traditional in their households and culture..the shitrag.. as well as newer growing methods the baby wipe… that is how we got to where we at
 
I just got a bidet a couple of weeks ago. Game changer for real. I bought an expensive one though.

Bio bidet 2000. Warm seat, warm water, remote. Definitely cut down on the use of TP.

Side note, niggas are really using baby wipes and fucking up their plumbing with them?
 
One thing I've always wondered is those easy to install joints just spraying cold water?
 
One thing I've always wondered is those easy to install joints just spraying cold water?

Pretty damn easy as Long as it fits your toilet. It uses existing plumbing for the toilet. The hot water feature (at least on the one I got) needs an outlet. However, cold water ain't bad either (not sure about during the winter).
 
I just got a bidet a couple of weeks ago. Game changer for real. I bought an expensive one though.

Bio bidet 2000. Warm seat, warm water, remote. Definitely cut down on the use of TP.

Side note, niggas are really using baby wipes and fucking up their plumbing with them?

Yeah man. Even flushable baby wipes ain't flushable. Now you need a whole different bathroom trash can to throwaway your shit wipes...

P&G and Georgia-Pacific must have lobbying on lock to keep bidets at bay
 
A couple things

I'm well aware that different cultures have different hygiene practices than us...that wasn't the question

YOU may have been raised to ...use a "shit rag" (Jesus fucking Christ) after you shit...that wasn't the question

The VAST majority of the American populace shits and wipes their ass with toilet paper. Period. I don't even know what conversation we're having.

Re: this shit rag...my nigga if ever anything deserved a poll on this fucking site

That "shit rag" thing is pretty wild, so do you wash the rag out and reuse it or is it a one time use?
 
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