
Alls I won’ts ta know is who here is ready to go’n over ta YOOkrane and fight for our fellow brothers?!?! Spill blood?!?!!! Show ah hands!

Who’s comin-fuckin-wit me?!??? The whites are under siege worldwide’n um sick’n fuggin tarred of it! I’ont know no other way to stand up for the righteousness of our whiteness than to go on Expedia and book a flight over to YOOkrane! What!? Who’s havin trouble? Well, are ya typ’n in dot com? Show me! Yah gotta type in dot com! Dang it, Rusty, lemme see!

No, galdangit, not the word DOT ya fuggin mow-Ron! Any hows! We go on Expedia, books flights from raat hurr and connect in Atlanta. Then we hop on over ta Yurrup! I can’t spell YURRUP, use yurrr goddamn auto spell!!! I swear, Derrick, it ain’t sa’ damn hard! Just type in your home city, then type in YOOkrane! You sumbitches can’t be this dumb! Now, ignore the rental car option because I done booked us one already. Now hit “BOOK IT”. I-don’t-know, Dale! Hit BOOK IT! Is your expiration date correct at the top and bottom?

IM BOUT FIXIN TO CALL THE DANG THANG OFF cuz ya ain’t getting it! I need warriors at my 6 & 12! I need men willin to lay their lives on the line for HWITE PARRR!
42 hours later ..
POW POW! Pachinnnng!
What in thee fuck?!?