Dude Gets Attacked By Cat While Entering His Home
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He needs to rename that cat Mayhem. Them weights were going to break something.
Cat had that nicca doin the Ickey Shuffle
Dude must have stuck his big toe in some rotten pussy! That cat smelled his feet and went haywire!
That cat's new name is Bezerko!
That cat's new name is Bezerko!
As a cat owneri have no idea what i just witnessed.
one thing, they will flip on you, tiny tigers
they get flash backs, I’ll be scratchin the nigga then he turns and bites my hand,
does his hisss and shit, then snaps back like oh shit what did I jus do
I see it in him, he puts his head down
nigga done bite so many times I’m use to it lol
but that’s his nature to be that way
i grew up with cats and had cats until my early 30's. The only time i got scratched or bitten was when i was fucking with them.
i never got ambushed by a cat.
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That's what you get,a street thug dude with weights in his living room isn't suppose to own a damn cat.
That cat has had enough of the bullshiiit,treating him like he's a dog;you ain't buy no cat food,you putting left-overs chicken bones with a little meat left on them in his cat bowl,no kitty litter box you just opening to door just telling him to go out and come back in when he's finished,you late on the rent....so he jumped on you,domestic violence .
That cat has had enough of the bullshiiit,treating him like he's a dog;you ain't buy no cat food,you putting left-overs chicken bones with a little meat left on them in his cat bowl,no kitty litter box you just opening to door just telling him to go out and come back in when he's finished,you late on the rent....so he jumped on you,domestic violence .
Bruh, my ex wife had a cat before we met.
That mofo would bite you, if you didn't stare it down, as you walked by. Got me once in the calf.
He had a mental problem and had to go, damn near as soon as I met my ex.
She got 2 cats, while we were.married...i was outta town both times, but those cats were cool af.
They would fetch like a dog, do tricks, everything, and them bitches loved me.
But let a cat hiss or bite me...time for it to go.
Ours is an outside cat, he comes in jus to eat and chilli grew up with cats and had cats until my early 30's. The only time i got scratched or bitten with when i was fucking with them.
i never got ambushed by a cat.
when he want to leave he’ll get loud
he was cool before he became a tomcat, nigga got in a mean ass scrap
got all fucked up, ear is now bent, scars all over his face, after that fight he stayed for a long time lol
Cat got out when that Nike Air hit the floor. 
...Cat ran off like"Oh you throwin' shit?!
I'll be right back!"
lmao
The cat is a disgruntled roommate who had been having talks amongst himself all day long about what he was going to do to that nigga when he gets there and he told himself "LET THAT NIGGA SHOW UP EMPTY HANDED ONE MORE TIME AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS....WATCH!....NIGGA....ON MY MOMMA I'M FUCKING HIM UP!!!!"
As soon as he closed that door,shiiit got to moving around in that joint.The cat was smart as hell cause he waited til he knew he was distracted talking on the phone,"Yeah,so I told my manager I ain't coming in on my day off...." and WHAM! Heathcliff struck with all of his African lion ancestry right on his leg which sent him a tumbling cause it's dark, he didn't know who it was attacking his shin,Mike Tyson or Gary Coleman but he knew he couldn't fall so he braced himself up against the wall so he could see who or what he was facing and low and behold Cotton his motherfucking cat.......
I just hope the next day they come to some understanding and Cotton doesn't turn into a victim cause King The German Sheppard hasn't forgot that shit from decades ago....
The cat is a disgruntled roommate who had been having talks amongst himself all day long about what he was going to do to that nigga when he gets there and he told himself "LET THAT NIGGA SHOW UP EMPTY HANDED ONE MORE TIME AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS....WATCH!....NIGGA....ON MY MOMMA I'M FUCKING HIM UP!!!!"
As soon as he closed that door,shiiit got to moving around in that joint.The cat was smart as hell cause he waited til he knew he was distracted talking on the phone,"Yeah,so I told my manager I ain't coming in on my day off...." and WHAM! Heathcliff struck with all of his African lion ancestry right on his leg which sent him a tumbling cause it's dark, he didn't know who it was attacking his shin,Mike Tyson or Gary Coleman but he knew he couldn't fall so he braced himself up against the wall so he could see who or what he was facing and low and behold Cotton his motherfucking cat.......
I just hope the next day they come to some understanding and Cotton doesn't turn into a victim cause King The German Sheppard hasn't forgot that shit from decades ago....
Imagine being the person on the phone hearing ya manz get attacked by a fucking CAT!
Cat was like you should have been home at 5 neega.
Man…I can’t call it.
Cat had that nicca doin the Ickey Shuffle
Left that lil nigga bowl empty and went out all day..that's what's wrong with that cat.
i have no idea what i just witnessed.
The only time I had a cat slap me was because I was fuckin with it when I was younger. It was was more like a mush where the cat slowly pushed the glasses off my face. I then nodded my head in agreement because the cat was right, I needed to chill
Or he may have the the scent of another animal (cat, dog, etc.) on him. Cats communicate by scent. But even then, none of the many cats I've had growing up were ever THAT aggressive even when I had the scent of another strange (to them) pet on me.
Yea, most house cats are cool but some are territorial AF where they don't like others showing affection towards certain people they've bonded with and display unprovoked disdain, like how some members here treat each other
Left that lil nigga bowl empty and went out all day..that's what's wrong with that cat.
This.
Cat been waiting on that nigga to get back ALL DAY!
Ima put some infused coconut oil in his wet food lolYea, most house cats are cool but some are territorial AF where they don't like others showing affection towards certain people they've bonded with and display unprovoked disdain, like how some members here treat each other
Was at the airport and seen this cat cut it’s owners throat like a fucking samurai shogun.
Cat owner was trying to put him back in the carrier and the cat just started wiggin out on its owner. Owner was holding him close to his neck and chest.
Then all you seen was hella cat piddy-paps swipes, if you blinked you’d miss em, dude drops the cat and start grabbing his neck. The blood start gushing from a slow leak in his neck just like in them Samurai movies.
Cat owner was trying to put him back in the carrier and the cat just started wiggin out on its owner. Owner was holding him close to his neck and chest.
Then all you seen was hella cat piddy-paps swipes, if you blinked you’d miss em, dude drops the cat and start grabbing his neck. The blood start gushing from a slow leak in his neck just like in them Samurai movies.
Yea, there's definitely a 6th sense at play, where I've seen plenty of examples where cats pick the owners of their new forever home. For example, like when they know who to approach and/or follow to save them from the rough streets. I saw this youtube video of a feral cat that came out of nowhere to chill next to Japanese loner who lived at a cabin home in the mountains. He said that cat approached him when he was at the lowest point in his life mentally and that the cat just knew he needed comfort when he sat outside reflecting.
Had a cat. Mom didn’t get her neutered. I hate cats because of that reason
Nig had the the tales from the dark side catWas at the airport and seen this cat cut it’s owners throat like a fucking samurai shogun.
Cat owner was trying to put him back in the carrier and the cat just started wiggin out on its owner. Owner was holding him close to his neck and chest.
Then all you seen was hella cat piddy-paps swipes, if you blinked you’d miss em, dude drops the cat and start grabbing his neck. The blood start gushing from a slow leak in his neck just like in them Samurai movies.
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