Would you fuck a bitch with kids in the room??

[PsiBorg]

None here

Thank you, Bruh... You're a good man.

 

[SamSneed]

Thank you, Bruh... You're a good man.

You calmed the mother in her time of need

 

[shaddyvillethug]

im waiting... i know what that lil fool looks like...

Keep yo shit on a swivel

 

[Duece]

@sammyjax dude said he got a hamma

 

[LordSinister]

All of you niggas are nasty as hell and probably secretly child molesters.

You mad faggit????

Cuzz, I said I locked them little bastards out the room and left them there crying and banging on the door while their moms cranium was being introduced to the headboard.

I should've sucked them titties dry too while I was at it. Little muthafucka lucky I let him eat.

 

[Duece]

Cuzz, I said I locked them little bastards out the room and left them there crying and banging on the door while their moms cranium was being introduced to the headboard.

I should've sucked them titties dry too while I was at it. Little muthafucka lucky I let him eat.

Either way, I just think the shit shows a lack of control and leaves open the door for predatory behavior by predatory men and that shit has always been a turn off for me.

If that makes me a fag in the eyes of people like Shaddy, then so be it.

 

[4 Dimensional]

Not saying a got damn thing. Very ashamed to tell my story. Taking that one to the grave. It’s when I lost my virginity.

 

[djpolo]

Fuck dem kids DJ I'm not responsible for the world. I come over this bitch house to release this nut. No Beebe's kids gon stop this juice from flowin'.

Fam your admission did remind me of one thing.






A while back my ex called and was like, my husband is outta town lets catch up. Mind you, she was my HS sweetheart and this fool took her from me after he joined the military lil ole niogga heart was broke for years. It was Halloween, bra, she had on a cat suit with DD breast. I saw the 6-month-old baby asleep and I said naw, you got ur baby there and it's not right. She started kissing a nigga and all I saw was this..



















Looked at the baby









I know what yall thinking,

 

[4 Dimensional]

I should've sucked them titties dry too while I was at it. Little muthafucka lucky I let him eat.

Yo, this is funny as shit!

#FDK

 

[4 Dimensional]

Fuck dem kids DJ I'm not responsible for the world. I come over this bitch house to release this nut. No Beebe's kids gon stop this juice from flowin'.

#FDK

 

[PsiBorg]

Oh I'm definately judging you, I just got a robe and a hammer

A Hammer??? Not That!

 

[DMXtreem]

Wait a sec!!!......."he woke up and looked me dead in my eye when I was gettin head"........."she picked that lil nigga up and kissed him, then left him in the bathroom".......

I have to admit that sometimes I'm very disappointed in myself regarding my feelings towards some things. Not judging anyone, but this right here, got me damn near buckled over laughing, then I'm like awe naw little man got the dick-mouth kiss, then I'm like that's some foul ass shyt he got put in the bathroom, fuk!!! No wonder we grow up with issues!!!

"Who's the man with the master plan, they call him Sam I think you betta recognize!!! Damn!!!

 

[PsiBorg]

You calmed the mother in her time of need

That's exactly what I did. She seemed calm on the outside. But I know there was a maelstrom of emotions going on in the inside. I could just feel it. It had nothing to do with plump breasts. So, I just tapped into her inside to help her through a tough time.

Yep, that's exactly what I did.... My philanthropy knows no bounds.

 

[DMXtreem]

I'm going to share this story, but you scallywags better not judge me.

Years ago, I knew this chick who had a kid who had asthma. So, I called her and she said that she was at the hospital with her kid. The kid had a severe asthma attack, and they were going to be at the hospital for several days.

So, I go up there to see them and to give them some support. It's about 5:00pm or so, it was dark outside. There was a male nurse coming in and out of the room, checking on the kid's breathing etc... So, then he goes, "Everything looks good. I'll be back in about an hour unless something changes."

So we're sitting there talking, and I'm trying not to focus on her titties. But they were just looking plump and right. I'm trying to be all sympathetic, but I just kept thinking about squeezing those titts. I couldn't take it anymore, so I just starting kissing her. Her kid was sleep. She was like, "Stop, you know we can't in here."

I said, "O'le boy said he'll be back in an hour. We got time."

She said, "There's no lock on the door."
I said, "Ain't nobody coming in here but the nurse."
She said, "You better hurry up then."

I looked to make sure her kid was still asleep. I had her bend over on the next bed, pulled up her skirt and went to work. I pulled her titts out and everything.

I did feel some type of way afterwards... I guess remorseful. In my head I was like, "Damn Dude. She's in here for a sick kid, and you're in here runnin' up!" But, it was exciting while I was gettin' it.

Again, "Don't judge me..."

Bruh, after reading some of the other shyt in this thread, I absolve you of your "perceived" faults!!! Hell your shyt sounds like some shyt I might have done!!!

 

[PsiBorg]

Oh I'm definately judging you, I just got a robe and a hammer

You know what, I just thought of something.

You can't judge me without judging her. Nobody told her to be at the hospital looking like that. It's a hospital, not a Club. I have to blame her for my actions. She's supposed to be the one with the level head, not me. I'm just saying!

 

[bigjayler]

I have and that's all I got to say.

 

[SamSneed]

Man she jus put him to sleep

i heard somethin, and I jus look over

i felt bad for him, like your momma ain’t shit

I took the bitch to red lobster after, bitch all happy for some biscuits

 

[Duece]

You know what, I just thought of something.

You can't judge me without judging her. Nobody told her to be at the hospital looking like that. It's a hospital, not a Club. I have to blame her for my actions. She's supposed to be the one with the level head, not me. I'm just saying!

Of course I'm judging her, wearing those bait clothes. You're a man, you can't control yourself in the face of inappropriate clothing.

Burkas for all bitches.. A Fatwa from the temple of Zod

 

[0utsyder]

I have heard; "WHAT YOU DOING TO MOMMY?!"

 

[Coldchi]

I'm going to share this story, but you scallywags better not judge me.

Years ago, I knew this chick who had a kid who had asthma. So, I called her and she said that she was at the hospital with her kid. The kid had a severe asthma attack, and they were going to be at the hospital for several days.

So, I go up there to see them and to give them some support. It's about 5:00pm or so, it was dark outside. There was a male nurse coming in and out of the room, checking on the kid's breathing etc... So, then he goes, "Everything looks good. I'll be back in about an hour unless something changes."

So we're sitting there talking, and I'm trying not to focus on her titties. But they were just looking plump and right. I'm trying to be all sympathetic, but I just kept thinking about squeezing those titts. I couldn't take it anymore, so I just starting kissing her. Her kid was sleep. She was like, "Stop, you know we can't in here."

I said, "O'le boy said he'll be back in an hour. We got time."

She said, "There's no lock on the door."
I said, "Ain't nobody coming in here but the nurse."
She said, "You better hurry up then."

I looked to make sure her kid was still asleep. I had her bend over on the next bed, pulled up her skirt and went to work. I pulled her titts out and everything.

I did feel some type of way afterwards... I guess remorseful. In my head I was like, "Damn Dude. She's in here for a sick kid, and you're in here runnin' up!" But, it was exciting while I was gettin' it.

Again, "Don't judge me..."

this calls for a comic.......

 

[Entrepronegro]

I have done it plenty of times.

 

[PsiBorg]

I have heard; "WHAT YOU DOING TO MOMMY?!"

A kid walked in once, after we had just finished and said, "Mommy, it smells funny in here."

 

[HeavyArmz]

Who remember the thread where homie said he was fucking chick in the bed and didn’t realize kid was asleep at the foot of the bed. Ended up unknowingly using the lil kid as leverage to get deep up in the moms guts.

might’ve been an @gameboy thread

 

[lightbright]

I'd fuck a ho with her mom in the room.... and ask her if she wants next when I'm done....


.

 

[lightbright]

A kid walked in once, after we had just finished and said, "Mommy, it smells funny in here."

You gotta stop fucking with those ho's that don't douche... or take a shower yourself

 

[PsiBorg]

You gotta stop fucking with those ho's that don't douche... or take a shower yourself

Real talk, it was one of those hot Summer days here in Cali. I was helping her move some heavy stuff around, so we were both sweaty and stuff. Her kids were outside.

We ended up moving a dresser, and one of drawers slid open showing her panties etc... I commented on them, something like, "Are those silk or polyester?" We started talking shit to each other, then one thing led to another.

I have no regrets... That smell was the sweet smell of "Victory" as far as I'm concerned.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

Cuzz, I said I locked them little bastards out the room and left them there crying and banging on the door while their moms cranium was being introduced to the headboard.

I should've sucked them titties dry too while I was at it. Little muthafucka lucky I let him eat.

Aw yea

Like my boy @ShortyCumStain said

“FEED ME BITCH”

 

[DWBass]

Never!

 

[jack walsh13]

Fam your admission did remind me of one thing.






A while back my ex called and was like, my husband is outta town lets catch up. Mind you, she was my HS sweetheart and this fool took her from me after he joined the military lil ole niogga heart was broke for years. It was Halloween, bra, she had on a cat suit with DD breast. I saw the 6-month-old baby asleep and I said naw, you got ur baby there and it's not right. She started kissing a nigga and all I saw was this..



















Looked at the baby









I know what yall thinking,

OUR GOD IS AN AWSOME GOD BRUH. YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. FUCK DAT KID. YOU DESERVED THAT PUSSY.

 

[bham_brotha]

As much as I wanted to say no, I definitely have. There was one kid laying at the head of the bed sleep and another in her stomach waiting to be born. Neither were mine. I made a lot of bad decisions when I was young. Luckily, I feared getting burned too much to be wildin going raw.

 

[Z MONSTER]

I RAWed an older hoodrat outside of 29 Palms CA. She had her 8 month son in a baby carrier on the bed. We put him on the floor and I started pounding it. I busted all up in her and she gave me a look like "Ninja did you just bust in me" Crazy thing is 2 days later I headed back to NC and never saw her again.

 

[Heavenlywings77]

Heard about that one,but never got to see it.

It's actually heartbreaking

 

[mcguyver]

Smh

I have, they were sleep on the floor

man I drove from Jacksonville nc to trenton nj, I was ready to beat

BRUH

 

[Dannyblueyes]

No.

But I did smash a lady in her 8-year-old's nephew's bed. She made him sleep on the couch

 

[theteacher]

Yes in the room and in the womb. Neither were mine.

Done both.
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