My wife is a slimmie who eventually got fat thirty years later.
She would beat this chick to death if she even thought about being my side piece.![]()
FunnyYo, I'm single and even my female friends wouldn't even understand.
She walks in the room; everybody is intimidated.
Wives be like:"WTF is you lookin' at!"
Girlfriends be like:"You better not be lookin' at that bish!"
Married dudes be like:"I swear, I didn't see her. I don't even know who you're talkin' 'bout!"
Dudes with they girls be like:"!!!"
Other chicks be like:"Who dis bich thank she iz?"
Single dudes be like:
I'mma be like:![]()
"Whassup?"