Social media is a cold world!!!


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What a dick move. You a deer chillin minding your deer ass business when you hear a bad bitch in the distance giving you a mating call. You like "Nah, I'mma fall back, I just ate I don't wanna get a cramp," but that bitch keep calling to mate so you like "Fuck it, lemme throw something on right quick go knock this bitch off." You slide out, mosey on down to the meadow, expecting some doe cakes but a fucking Tiger pops out and pounces on ya goofy, horny ass. Tiger's ain't shit!
 
What's the back story? If we cant sit next to our people, all hope is lost.

Nigga stop.

Dude was a weirdo and you know it. You think a woman that's alone is gonna pull a knife in a dude on public transportation for no reason???

The fact that he kept trying to sit next to her when she told him there were other seats did it for me.

Living in NYC you see weird dudes like this all the time.
 
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