Yeah man, lil short nigga, ain't like they let me pick lol
Lmaaaaao @ rusty guns
I was messing around with a black pornstar and she did the prostate thing to me years ago
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Lmaaaaao @ rusty guns
I woulda picked
One time they tried to give me this karamo ass doctor while my doctor was on vacation
Told them niggas I’m good.
Went right to county and had a decent lil nurse get me right.
I don’t want no nigga looking into my mouth
Checking blood pressure
Asking me questions
Nope
And yea bro, niggas guns going thru chemical changes
I'm the opposite
I only go to male doctors...I feel a man would know men issues, beyond what they learned in school or on the job
Yea. Or the time the bitch rodded me thinking I had an std but was passing a kidney stone. I wish I could see her funky ass now. I'd drop a right cross on her mug!
BGOL Awards 2019 Post Of The Year candidate..
They go to the same school bro
I don’t need the risk,
I rather a female look at me then a man
Only my pops can see me.
But I feel u tho
Y’all niggas was shooting out bb’s?
Even tho I’m never getting a prostate check cause if that’s how I die then that’s how I die
Ima have a lady check me.
Ima have a lady check me.
Them Zod niggas faggits
R.I.P. to yo manhood
Timberland got you gay thugs covered...
Got this place fucked up, take that shit down to the confessional in your nearest Catholic church!
Got this place fucked up, take that shit down to the confessional in your nearest Catholic church!
Whatever you say.....
I had a chick tell me straight the fuckout. Nothing between a man and a woman is gay. It's not possible.
After the bitch took my soul from me and I was curled up in a corner like a little bitch
She stood there, defiant because she had taken the Alpha from me. She stood over me like Starscream stood over Megatron.
What? You think you gay now?
I sat there in the fetal position, asking myself how I got here in life. I was just horny. Goddamn it.
She stood there, hands on her hips before me like Superman would stand over the vanquished and waited for an answer.
"You see these titties?" And she clutched her 42 DD'S. "You see this God made pussy? Nothing between a man and a woman is gay. It's not possible. Now stop tripping"
That was the last time I let my insecurities stop me from doing some shit with a woman. I don't give a fuck what y'all say or anybody else
She said that should exactly right, nothing between the man and woman is gay.
Aye....I remember...don't u sing karaoke?
What happened my nigga? Did she snap her fanga... like this? Got dam....my nigga...what y'all do? Kinsfolk
I used to work with a chick who told me that every man she fucked she was since high school she had used a strap-on on. Every fucking one.
She was so fine that she would tell Dude straight the fuckout, "You ain't getting pussy until I can get that ass."
She looked like Cassidy Clay, but with flawless brown skin with those sexy, hypnotic cat eyes.
She was a freak of a whole nother level.
I could write a book off of the stories she told me at work...and I think I will. Damn she was badd
The stories that she would tell us at work, she would have dudes speaking in tongues and shit.
I told her that I worked at Jacobs Field when the Indians were in town and she said that she used to fuck with two guys who work there and, because she said they were huge assholes (they were...cocky as shit, too) she named names.
Fast forward to a rain delay like 2 weeks later.
We're in one of the prep kitchens for the suites and we start talking about sex and pegging/strap-on/prostate massaging comes up.
Yeah, I know this is BGOL, but these two dudes went STRAIGHT BGOL, "Aww hell naw, man. Fuck outta here with that bullshit. I'd beat a bitch ass for even fixing her mouth to ask me any shit like that"
That was basically the response from both men. They were so incredulous.
One of them slammed his shit on the table and stomped out of the room.
I know BOTH of their hole cards, but it ain't like me to out anybody. It ain't my place oh, so I didn't say anything, but there was a part of me...a tiny little piece of me that wanted desperately to say, "Yo, cuz. You know Stephanie? Stephanie Webber? She told me to tell y'all what's up.
I work with her at my other job. I know she'd like this subject."
But I didn't do it. I know y'all motherfuckers would have outed the fuck out of those cats
She was so fine that she would tell Dude straight the fuckout, "You ain't getting pussy until I can get that ass."
She looked like Cassidy Clay, but with flawless brown skin with those sexy, hypnotic cat eyes.
She was a freak of a whole nother level.
I could write a book off of the stories she told me at work...and I think I will. Damn she was badd
The stories that she would tell us at work, she would have dudes speaking in tongues and shit.
I told her that I worked at Jacobs Field when the Indians were in town and she said that she used to fuck with two guys who work there and, because she said they were huge assholes (they were...cocky as shit, too) she named names.
Fast forward to a rain delay like 2 weeks later.
We're in one of the prep kitchens for the suites and we start talking about sex and pegging/strap-on/prostate massaging comes up.
Yeah, I know this is BGOL, but these two dudes went STRAIGHT BGOL, "Aww hell naw, man. Fuck outta here with that bullshit. I'd beat a bitch ass for even fixing her mouth to ask me any shit like that"
That was basically the response from both men. They were so incredulous.
One of them slammed his shit on the table and stomped out of the room.
I know BOTH of their hole cards, but it ain't like me to out anybody. It ain't my place oh, so I didn't say anything, but there was a part of me...a tiny little piece of me that wanted desperately to say, "Yo, cuz. You know Stephanie? Stephanie Webber? She told me to tell y'all what's up.
I work with her at my other job. I know she'd like this subject."
But I didn't do it. I know y'all motherfuckers would have outed the fuck out of those cats
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Yeah? What's up? I've won about $4000 from contests too. What's good?
Even though I'm completely immune to y'all clowning me, this story is not safe for BGOLWhat happened my nigga? Did she snap her fanga... like this? Got dam....my nigga...what y'all do? Kinsfolk
I'm calling Ducktales on some of the shit u be typing. You're fat like Forcesteeler.
You don't be piping shit.
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Only on BGOL !!!
I get amused at how closed minded many posters on this board are. If U read enuf about sex, U will come across the the fact that some men enjoy having their prostrate massaged during sex and that it makes them cum hard. Its just the way some peoples bodies are wired and there is nothing wrong with enjoying it.
For me, the asshole is just another opening that can be stimulated sexually and people get pleasure out of it. I really don't care what people choose to do with their assholes...
be free, be happy and do what makes U feel good !!!!
I get amused at how closed minded many posters on this board are. If U read enuf about sex, U will come across the the fact that some men enjoy having their prostrate massaged during sex and that it makes them cum hard. Its just the way some peoples bodies are wired and there is nothing wrong with enjoying it.
For me, the asshole is just another opening that can be stimulated sexually and people get pleasure out of it. I really don't care what people choose to do with their assholes...
be free, be happy and do what makes U feel good !!!!
Cue the wolves. I'm pretty sure this is a @killagram alter ego...
“Only on BGOL” huh?
Sorry Bruh, we’re heterosexual Black men. Most heterosexual Black men aren’t interested in anything done to their asses.
If that’s your thing then cool, get fingered or fisted it’s none of our business. You can even have her wear a strap-on and eventually bring the real thing to your bedroom.
Again, that’s your business. But please don’t make it like it’s a BGOL thing which is why the reactions are what they are.
There’s plenty of white borderline heterosexual message boards that’ll welcome the fingering, fisting and assplay that you say has us “Close-minded”.
I see what you did there
Naw...nigga I am the one and only...like i said send me yo bish...cause you ain't doing shit with her...fuck nigga...quit holding my nuts...
Trustice league allies the pilate gang… lifting legs and bending over 1 day at a time..getting energized by strong finger action
This thread got resurrected like Lazarus.
It's funny how times change. Back in the early 90's going down on a chic was taboo. I once tried it out on this Jamaican chic and she nearly slapped me. Met up with her again 6 years back and she was begging me to do it to her. It turns she got off easier doing it that way.
In the 2000's anal was only something you saw on pornos, now the last two gf I had, turns out that was the only way they got off.
10 years from now, who knows what you fellas will be talking about and what your girl did in here...
Funny how times change.
I'll say close minded on this one.
It's funny how times change. Back in the early 90's going down on a chic was taboo. I once tried it out on this Jamaican chic and she nearly slapped me. Met up with her again 6 years back and she was begging me to do it to her. It turns she got off easier doing it that way.
In the 2000's anal was only something you saw on pornos, now the last two gf I had, turns out that was the only way they got off.
10 years from now, who knows what you fellas will be talking about and what your girl did in here...
Funny how times change.
I'll say close minded on this one.
Faggets!
No Caitlynplex.
I am not.
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