Social media is a cold world!!!
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I remember a few times my girl had to translate the menu for me... Lol.
I still say medium or large and dare them try and correct me.
BO-ZO
Dude handled that very well and had some good words for the young comedian at the end.
I would have set her ass owt
David said he trimmed the fat on the joke, so it is possible that, with all the fat added on it wasn't quite as funny. David streamlined it for us to make dude look good.The other dude did the joke better
I never understood getting your boyfriend or a girlfriend back by being a hoe
WD40 on deck lol
When hicks say streets, they mean doing drugs and tricking. We were just going into abandoned buildings and construction sites late at night. No vandalism or anything, we'd just hang out there and do sketches.
This is real. If someone absolutely wants to fight, we'll go to a boxing gym and the people there would be more than accommodating. Fighting on the street is fucking dangerous because of that defenseless fall.
I'll tell the story again. The last time I got into a fight with with a lesbian stud who outweigh Me by like 25 to 50 lb
She punched me in the face, knocking my glasses off my face and when I bent down to pick up my glasses blood dripped on the concrete
I was PISSED
The butch bitch charged me and I hit her with a two piece at about 50% strength and she went down like a sack of bricks
She got up staggering and charged me again. I hit her with a another two piece oh, 60% strength and again drop down like a sack of bricks
He then got up saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my life
"you a lesbian yourself. You a lesbian yourself"
I walked away laughing not knowing as soon as I left she called the police and said I assaulted her
I had a warrant for my arrest that I didn't know until I applied for a job. The job asked to do a background check and I was like a virgin taking an AIDS test, sure
I had to spend two weeks in lockup waiting for the judge to throw the case out oh. Now, I don't give a good goddamn if it's a 3-foot midget, if they hit me I'm falling on the ground and I'm suing everyone around. I'm not fighting again
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Shit has gotten out of hand. Society doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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