Two British Cacs Squared Up To Fight.... It Got Very Interesting.....

@lightbright

right OK been in conference with the VAR ( https://thepfsa.co.uk/var-explained-what-is-it-and-how-does-it-work/ )

and this is the verdict,

1) The funniest thing is; if you listen to the woman explaining/commentating she is a class bird. Not once does she incriminate her husband, listen to what she says and what you are seeing, "The neighbour just fell down", love your husband just knocked the neighbour out for the third time in less than 3 minutes,


2) the woman is Eastern European, could be anywhere from Poland, Lithuania, Romania, or any one of the other "ians".

3) the bloke in the blue shirt is a CUNT, a South African cunt! All the South Africans that I have ever met are tough as nails, I believe that they have mandatory National Conscription out there, I knew where I was placing my money after the first initial exchange of slaps,

4) that is an ongoing situation, you could tell when the police operator gave the caller the address when the caller had only given her the DOOR NUMBER!

That part was obvious and I caught it straight away....... she put a nice warm blanket on her husband....
:lol:



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Nvr could make it thru this movie but every time I see a a clip I tell myself I have to give it another chance.

Lotta people I know swear by this movie.

Carry on…….



Cherry Chase = Face,

Bubble & Squeek = Greek, (bubble and squeak is made from yesterdays leftover mashed potatoes and spinach or greens, mixed together and fried, while it cooks it bubbles and lets out steam which squeaks, a bit like an old-time boiling kettle), often served in cafes specialising in all-day breakfasts and funnily enough often owned and run by, Bubbles! So you could say "I'm going down the Bubbles for some bubble."
But then a bubble could be "a bubble bath" = LAUGH or,
if somebody "bubbled you up" it means that they snitched on you,
and yet still, if you see a group of blokes pissed (drunk) outside the pub on a Saturday afternoon wearing Claret and Baby Blue coloured shirts singing "We're forever blowing bubbles", then they are West Ham Football (or soccer for you lot) supporters.
So you got to knows your bubbles, if not you could be left on the cobbles blowing bubbles yourself (knocked out, lying on the pavement dribbling saliva).

@Princenubian there is a lot more going on with the banter here than just a bit of rhyming slang. I have lived in a few English speaking countries and nobody, but nobody uses the English language like... the English! Before we take into account all the regional dialects and then the slang and colloquialisms that come with it, let us just look at London banter, (refer back to Bubbles)!

Which can also change, depending on where you are or who you are with, North, East South and West London!

So you really need to know your bubbles, bruv!


When I was living in Australia it was broadcast on TV one Sunday evening.
I invited some English mates round and we had a proper English Sunday. English beers, Sunday Roast Dinner beef with all the trimmings and then kicked back to watch the movie and get smashed (stoned). They bought an Aussie guy with them who the flat shared with and was cool. but evry line had to be explained to him, even if the line meant only one thing, poor guy was absolutely baffled with the banter. But that said not all the English boys who were from Cambridge which is 65 miles from London could decipher every nuance.
 
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You niggas gotta be the most vagina having, in your feelings type suckas in the world. Why exactly do you think what I said would exclude the carribean? They did adopt that same gay ass culture from ADOS so I’m not barring them either. Get out your feelings.

Nah, just exposing the hypocrisy.
 
Definitely a pink toe tactic.

See, now that I can see the humour in it but also the intent,

Don't ever let a cac close the distance on you is the moral to the story.

Bro if you have seen the amount of blood and broken noses that I have seen when that is executed properly over the years you would not knock it,

it is beneficial in a few situations, both defence and attack,

he used it correctly in a defensive manner, not wanting to really hurt the guy anymore than was necessary than to deter him he wanted to be free when the guy in the red shirt had him pinned,

as an offensive move, it can be as part of a surprise attack, not telegraphing your clenched fists, as a lot of guys will watch your hands at the start of a fight, whereas the head butt is a slight change in the size of the pupil as you gauge the distance,

"The eyes, Chico, they never lie!"
 

LOL

you got it ...

lol thats them italian mafia boy talk..

ol racist tough in groups pussy by themselves

ba da bing looking asses...

shout out to

William Turk

RIP


Hey but why you said dude in the dark shirt was

the cunt?? what did he do??

dude in the red was never the same after the first slap,

his chin is weak as fuck...
 
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Do my best to be kool with all my neighbors but...this is not uk..

 
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See, now that I can see the humour in it but also the intent,



Bro if you have seen the amount of blood and broken noses that I have seen when that is executed properly over the years you would not knock it,

it is beneficial in a few situations, both defence and attack,

he used it correctly in a defensive manner, not wanting to really hurt the guy anymore than was necessary than to deter him he wanted to be free when the guy in the red shirt had him pinned,

as an offensive move, it can be as part of a surprise attack, not telegraphing your clenched fists, as a lot of guys will watch your hands at the start of a fight, whereas the head butt is a slight change in the size of the pupil as you gauge the distance,

"The eyes, Chico, they never lie!"
Not knocking it all! In fact, I'm saying beware of the headbutt tactic and don't let someone close the distance on you if you are in a heated exchange.

Headbutt could stun you, break your nose and have blood gushing out of your face, etc.

I've seen a few headbutts really fuck some people up.

I've just never seen a Black dude use it.
 
You ever met a South African who was not a cunt in some way, shape or form?

Because a lot of white people presume that I am white they feel comfortable to talk freely...

I think you know how that works out for them!

yea those blokes can be pretty racist.. but I met this

south afrikkkaner chick,

man let me tell you south afrikkkaner chicks

love the bruhs.. well at new york kniggas....

and they make it painfully obvious
 
I lost it when the dog came to watch
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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Probably the best and funniest fight I've scene in a long time
So many winning elements to examine.

1. Drunken loudmouth idiot
2. Frantic overly concerned woman
3. Very amateur pugilist
4. 3 rounds of TKOs
5. Voyeuristic dog
6. Aerial camera angle
7. Curious bystander
8. Narrow alleyway
9. Sportmanship like conduct in the end.

Dude probably got the best pussy of his life for wining that fight clean
 
Btw, they way brits say fuck you is just music to my ears.
I could listen to that shit all day.
 
The part where she says "got him. Attack!" while telling the police they're in danger.

:lol: :lol:
 
...with Tracy Ullman narrating.
:roflmao2: that did kind of sound like her..kept expecting her to tell dude who k.o'd her husband"GO HOME,JUST GO HOME!!!!"

Wanted to see a Brit version of Smokey lean over him and say "bollocks wanka!...you got knocked the fuck out!"
If that dude from that one video with the soccer fan getting stomped out were narrating he'd say"He MASHED HIM UP!!! LEAKAGE!!!"
 
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what I wouldn't mind knowing is WHY does @Simply_Black feel the need to refer to EVERY white person as a CAC?

also I believe he is British too and we DO NOT use the term CAC.

Usually it's "that white/black cunt/bastard" for the usual salvo of derogatory insults.

No different to a white cunt calling every black person a NI@@A

Nic-ol-arse!










@madgoose, a cac is a cac in any country.... I don't like them enough to refer to them as any better.
 
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what I wouldn't mind knowing is WHY does @Simply_Black feel the need to refer to EVERY white person as a CAC?

also I believe he is British too and we DO NOT use the term CAC.

Usually it's "that white/black cunt/bastard" for the usual salvo of derogatory insults.

No different to a white cunt calling every black person a NI@@A

Nic-ol-arse!




You ain't been here long have you?

Its evident by this question right here that you ain't fam....
 
You ain't been here long have you?

Its evident by this question right here that you ain't fam....

You only needed to hover your cursor over my screen name to know how long I have been here, and it's longer than a little bit




But I guess you working on getting your post count up to maintain some credibility,

DICKHEAD!
(and @Simply_Black for giving it a like trying to form allies!)​



Btw, they way brits say fuck you is just music to my ears.
I could listen to that shit all day.

He is from up north, possibly a Geordie (Newcastle) it's almost like they speak a different language up there, pronouncing it softly, "fook"
as you come further south it is pronounced "Fuck",
and in London, it is pronounced harder still like "Fak".


@madgoose, a cac is a cac in any country.... I don't like them enough to refer to them as any better.

Looks to me like you are trying to impress and fit in with these American cunts!

So I guess "Reverse Racism/Prejudice" is acceptable in "The hate free zone"?

Fucking hypocrite!!!
 
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