Confession: I Hate The Fucking Beach

[Quek9]

I only do beaches in the Caribbean. Crystal clear water, good fresh food, some drinks and fine damn near naked women.
Go enjoy the water then relax in some shade and eat and relax.
That laying out in the sun shit and not hitting the water defeats the whole purpose of going.

Only go to Jones beach for shows and Atlantic City to gamble. Not touching that dirty ass water.

This. Cabo is nice af too.

 

[yasky777]

I definitely take weed beer snacks and dark ass sunglasses these new whores show it all and I’m right here for it.

 

[M3MD]

I'm in Aruba. The beach is definitely overrated. Bunch of oily cacs getting burned and flipped like burgers.

I’m in Aruba as well… where are you staying?

We’re leaving today, been here a week but I’m in the camp that loves the beach. Especially, ones like down here. I drink and smoke cigars and then enjoy the water when I get too hot

 

[EPDC]

I live 35 minutes from the beaches (Daytona, New Smyrna, Ormond Beach)....

We hardly go. We have a pool. My kids love the beach and I honestly don't dislike it, I just would rather walk out to the patio and swim in our own pool, than drive to the beach, get sand all over then drive back and have to unload sand filled beach chairs and towels.

I like the beach, but love our pool more.

But if I'm traveling overseas, definitely enjoying the beach.

 

[DipsetBi7ch]

Yeah y’all trippen.. I love the beach….

 

[meilmarc]

This. Cabo is nice af too.

Cabo beaches are nice as fuck but aren't the best places to get in the water cause them currents are fucking strong.

Puerto Vallarta had nice beaches and calm water.

Costa Rica has nice water and black or grey sand or the pacific coast, I didn't get to check out the carribean coast.

 

[crazyace718]

I’m in Aruba as well… where are you staying?

We’re leaving today, been here a week but I’m in the camp that loves the beach. Especially, ones like down here. I drink and smoke cigars and then enjoy the water when I get too hot

We were out there for 5 days, left yesterday. We stayed at the Riu in the adults only resort. I have to admit the people on the island are friendly as fuck and I never felt like I was in danger during any part of the trip. I didn't see a single homeless person or even an act of violence. We did UTVS, submarine, parasailing, jet skiing. I highly recommend Aruba for a laid back couples trip.

 

[Quek9]

Cabo beaches are nice as fuck but aren't the best places to get in the water cause them currents are fucking strong.

Puerto Vallarta had nice beaches and calm water.

Costa Rica has nice water and black or grey sand or the pacific coast, I didn't get to check out the carribean coast.

Only on the Pacific side.

 

[crazyace718]

I’m in Aruba as well… where are you staying?

Where did you stay at? Would you recommend it?

 

[trstar]

As someone who doesn't get a lot of opportunities to just be still and relax, I can honestly say one of the best times I've had was on a birthday I traveled out alone and chilling most of the day on a beach with a big umbrella, cool breeze, drinks, phone off, no one bothering me just enjoying the scenery and having that ability to relax. Not think about work, obligations, projects to be completed, nothing.. Just the sweet sounds of the waves, a nice drink, peace, and serenity.

Amen, amen, amen

 

[M3MD]

We were out there for 5 days, left yesterday. We stayed at the Riu in the adults only resort. I have to admit the people on the island are friendly as fuck and I never felt like I was in danger during any part of the trip. I didn't see a single homeless person or even an act of violence. We did UTVS, submarine, parasailing, jet skiing. I highly recommend Aruba for a laid back couples trip.

Where did you stay at? Would you recommend it?

We were there from 8/14 - 8/21 and stayed at a villa off LG Smith Blvd down by the lighthouse and Tierra Del Sol golf resort and it was awesome...our own little semi private beach right out back, pool, huge patio area, grill, and tons of space. My buddy and I brought the family down. We played golf as well and the course was beautiful.

I second everything else you said...never felt any bad vibes or issues and were treated great everywhere we went. We did a tour that took us out to what they call the Natural Pool...man that shit was amazing. I'll try to upload a few pics later

 

[KoolJay]

I'm in Aruba. The beach is definitely overrated. Bunch of oily cacs getting burned and flipped like burgers.

LOL... I just got back on the 10th, I was out there with the wife for a couple days, it was kool, as long as I was under a cabana. Get a drink and listen to some Jazz, you will be alright. LOL.