Confession: I Hate The Fucking Beach

d_the_inc

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I know that this an unpopular opinion...sacrilegious to some...but I don't get the fascination around spending time doing absolutely nothing but laying in the hot fucking sun, removing sand from every crevice in my body, and wading in an unpredictable body of water. I don't mind walking on the boardwalk, eating fresh seafood...but that idle laying up baking in the sun on sand is for the birds.


So here I am on vacation with Wifey, who absolutely loves the beach, and my punk ass is suffering inside because I'd much rather spend my time getting to learn as much as I can about the local cultures, people, food, realestate etc...Happy Wife...Happy Life.

BTW...we're in Panama . For those who haven't visited...add it to your bucket list. It's a dope country with lots of diverse things to do.
 
I feel the same way. I hate it. When I do go, I get me a room on the beach and enjoy whatever town I'm in until close to sunset. Then around that time I take my cooler down to the beach, post up, and sip & smoke. Some nights I will find a beach bar and enjoy that as well. I have never understood laying out in the sun at the hottest part of the day on a fucking beach.
 
I actually agree with you. I've never been a beach person. Laying out in the sun drinking never interested me. If Im near water I either want to swim or fish....that's it. Never got the appeal of just sitting in the sun cooking. I'd much rather see the sights and talk to the locals.
 
I'm a beach dude.. one of only a few scenes where I feel at ease and can find peace believe it or not. Love chilin with a drink and day dreaming, staring off into the horizon. Oh and watching for bitches.

Thanks for the Panama endorsement. Am seriously considering a trip there in the near future..


 
I made the mistake of going to South Beach about 6 days from Memorial Day worst vacation I ever went on. Maybe its just me but South Beach didn't impress me the museums I went to sucked and the beach had a bunch of land whales. I go on vacations for cultural reasons, museums, architecture and history not for sand and surf.
 
I love the beach. But that’s because I love swimming and being in the water. I’m rarely laying in the sun. The waves also are very calming.
I made the mistake of going to South Beach about 6 days from Memorial Day worst vacation I ever went on. Maybe its just me but South Beach didn't impress me the museums I went to sucked and the beach had a bunch of land whales. I go on vacations for cultural reasons, museums, architecture and history not for sand and surf.
Yeah going to South Beach isn’t really a vacation. People are too loud on that beach for me
 
Lol, I'm in Tulum right now with my lady and about to hit the beach. I'm not a beach person either but I got a good book to read. Plus we got a couple things lined up I like to do later.
 
Lol, I'm in Tulum right now with my lady and about to hit the beach. I'm not a beach person either but I got a good book to read. Plus we got a couple things lined up I like to do later.

Are yall gonna hit up Xel-Ha
 
It’s like going to the zoo but you don’t look at none of the animals… the beach appeal was actually getting in the water and the half naked bitches.. if you not there to get in the water or not trying to chill with half naked bitches than what’s the point of going to the beach?
 
I'm a beach dude.. one of only a few scenes where I feel at ease and can find peace believe it or not. Love chilin with a drink and day dreaming, staring off into the horizon. Oh and watching for bitches.

Thanks for the Panama endorsement. Am seriously considering a trip there in the near future..





Great video by Jabril...You know I had to make a pit stop by the ice cream spot...was hoping to run into the owner...Karyn. no luck with that

I did get a haircut in Cinco de Mayo section of Panama City...$6 for a great cut I normally pay $25 for back in the states.

Also...got a manicure and pedicure from a really nice older woman's shop. She removes years worth of dry skin from my dogs:sad: ..charged me $12. I fucking love :wepraise:
I'm a beach dude.. one of only a few scenes where I feel at ease and can find peace believe it or not. Love chilin with a drink and day dreaming, staring off into the horizon. Oh and watching for bitches.

Thanks for the Panama endorsement. Am seriously considering a trip there in the near future..


 
I feel you

I love the beach I love the water

Jump in the water for a few

Then meditate on the laid out

Empowering my eumelanin

one time I got so deep into my meditations

I feel asleep... and started dreeaming..

I was at work in a boring ass meeting...

suddenly I woke up.. looked around and saw

nothing but palm trees and turquoise water...

closed my eyes again with a big smile on my face..

but chea.. soaking up that sun is a must especially

if you are eumelanated..

but I feel OP, you do want to get around..

eat at local CLEAN places..see the various cultures..

but if you are there for a while.. like a week I would definitely spend my first

day and last two days at the beach..

Im in nyc... take advantage of a clean beach in water every fuckin time you can..

Oh and fuckin jet skiing...

dopeness
 
I've realized I'm not much of a beach person myself. I don't hate it, but I really never have a desire to go. I grew up in the Norfolk / Va. Beach area and can recall going to the beach only a handful of times in 23 yrs there. I was stationed on Okinawa for 2 years, lived in an apartment facing the ocean and only went to the beach twice :smh:
 
Are yall gonna hit up Xel-Ha
Nah we just got back from the jungle gym beach but the gym part was closed. We just ate some food at the restaurant and chilled by the beach. We rode electric bicycles, tired than a muthafucka.
 
Liked the beach as a kid cause it was fun to play in the water and then go play shit on the boardwalk. As an adult, I very rarely actually go to the beach to be out on the sand, but I still like the boardwalk. ...and I do like the view of the water, waves, etc. Every so often though some white friends will invite me to go with them to the beach and I quickly come up with some shit to get out of it though because their going to the beach is 3-4 hours of hanging out on the sand.

Off season though when parking isn't a problem, and there is no charge to get out there(fuckin Jersey) I like to go out near the water to take pics and shit.
 
I love the beach. Love getting in the water. It's gotta be a real nice beach though. I'm not going in that cold ass dirty ass Atlantic City water fuck dat shit!!! Stay my ass right on the boardwalk down there. Belmar, absolutely, and I take the kids. Love going to the beach in the Bahamas. Excellent!!!!

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Great video by Jabril...You know I had to make a pit stop by the ice cream spot...was hoping to run into the owner...Karyn. no luck with that

I did get a haircut in Cinco de Mayo section of Panama City...$6 for a great cut I normally pay $25 for back in the states.

Also...got a manicure and pedicure from a really nice older woman's shop. She removes years worth of dry skin from my dogs:sad: ..charged me $12. I fucking love :wepraise:

Damn man you're doing it right over there.... thanks again for the tips. Enjoy :cheers:
 
I feel asleep... and started dreeaming..

I was at work in a boring ass meeting...

suddenly I woke up.. looked around and saw

nothing but palm trees and turquoise water...


closed my eyes again with a big smile on my face..


That's what's up. I was actually gonna post a similar experience but didn't want to get too corny. But, one of the best feelings after nodding off on the beach is opening your eyes to see nothing but blue sky and a few puffy clouds. And knowing that you need not rush off anywhere...
 
I'm a beach dude.. one of only a few scenes where I feel at ease and can find peace believe it or not. Love chilin with a drink and day dreaming, staring off into the horizon. Oh and watching for bitches.

Thanks for the Panama endorsement. Am seriously considering a trip there in the near future..





Spent 6 months there. Every day I saw my wife lol, man you don't have to buy any pussy in Panama. Period, they will want to fuck you just because and a lot of em are drop dead gorgeous! if you do pay for some pussy it's because you wanted to LMAO
 
You should of brought you some Timberlands to that beach and if that would of bothered her to the point where she felt embarrassed and wanted to leave the beach,it served it's purpose .

Enjoy
 
As someone who doesn't get a lot of opportunities to just be still and relax, I can honestly say one of the best times I've had was on a birthday I traveled out alone and chilling most of the day on a beach with a big umbrella, cool breeze, drinks, phone off, no one bothering me just enjoying the scenery and having that ability to relax. Not think about work, obligations, projects to be completed, nothing.. Just the sweet sounds of the waves, a nice drink, peace, and serenity.
 
I know that this an unpopular opinion...sacrilegious to some...but I don't get the fascination around spending time doing absolutely nothing but laying in the hot fucking sun, removing sand from every crevice in my body, and wading in an unpredictable body of water. I don't mind walking on the boardwalk, eating fresh seafood...but that idle laying up baking in the sun on sand is for the birds.


So here I am on vacation with Wifey, who absolutely loves the beach, and my punk ass is suffering inside because I'd much rather spend my time getting to learn as much as I can about the local cultures, people, food, realestate etc...Happy Wife...Happy Life.

BTW...we're in Panama . For those who haven't visited...add it to your bucket list. It's a dope country with lots of diverse things to do.

Fuck a beach....Cac shit.. brah
 
I only do beaches in the Caribbean. Crystal clear water, good fresh food, some drinks and fine damn near naked women.
Go enjoy the water then relax in some shade and eat and relax.
That laying out in the sun shit and not hitting the water defeats the whole purpose of going.

Only go to Jones beach for shows and Atlantic City to gamble. Not touching that dirty ass water.
 
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