Yooooo! Minister Jap Coming For Boyce Watkins' Simping: 'Surviving the Friend zone', LOL
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yea I need bullet points tho.. if I was stuck waiting for a flight
or something.. its sounds interesting but...
I going need a synopsis
or something.. its sounds interesting but...
I going need a synopsis
Cliff notes needed
No way I'm sitting through damn near 5 hours of gossip shit
No way I'm sitting through damn near 5 hours of gossip shit
It's basically this comic, except that Boyce took her and her kids in, after he had money and she showed back up 25 years later.
Boyce revealed that he knew his current wife from college, where she was well known as a pretty chick, and Boyce was a fat nerd. He was smitten.
Back then, he met her while she was 'eating some starburst candy' and going to study. He tried to put in his bid, but she said 'no', and that they could be friends.
Boyce sat in the friend-zone 25 years. Meanwhile his nerd ways paid off, and built himself into a multimillionaire. While that was occurring, Alicia got married to some bloke had his kids, but eventually got a divorce.
Years later after the divorce, Boyce reconnected to Alicia, and they started dating.
Boyce for the past couple years has been praising Alicia [who still carried the last name of her former husband] as a great woman even though she is 40+ has kids from a different marriage.
Boyce took Alicia back to where they met, and proposed to her. What is telling is that he recounts that first meeting with extraordinary detail, while Alicia seems to barely remember. Trembling, and wearing a fanny-pack, Boyce got down on one knee and asks her to marry him. Alicia says everything but 'yes'. instead she says phrases like "Boyce, you are something else!" and "Oh, my goodness!". Otherwise she seems comparatively stoic to Watkins.
Boyce took to his program to announce the marriage plans and to promote their relationship. In doing so, he addressed criticism about him holding up his relationship as an ideal situation, while he is basically a high-value man who is signing up to wed a woman past her birthing years, and to provide for another man's seed.
He used it as an opportunity to slam men like Kevin Samuels and Minister Jap who suggest that a high-value multimillionaire man, marrying women who are beyond their birthing years with kids in tow, is a fool's errand. Stating that such thinking demonstrates that his critics, unwilling to do the same, 'do not love the black community', are 'not real men', and are 'part of the problem'.
In the second video, Minister Jap hilariously responds.
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Outstanding summation!! All it’s missing is the ‘Star Wars’ music and credits rolling at the beginning of the movie!It's basically this comic, except that Boyce took her and her kids in, after he had money and she showed back up 25 years later.
Boyce revealed that he knew his current wife from college, where she was well known as a pretty chick, and Boyce was a fat nerd. He was smitten.
Back then, he met her while she was 'eating some starburst candy' and going to study. He tried to put in his bid, but she said 'no', and that they could be friends.
Boyce sat in the friend-zone 25 years. Meanwhile his nerd ways paid off, and built himself into a multimillionaire. While that was occurring, Alicia got married to some bloke had his kids, but eventually got a divorce.
Years later after the divorce, Boyce reconnected to Alicia, and they started dating.
Boyce for the past couple years has been praising Alicia [who still carried the last name of her former husband] as a great woman even though she is 40+ has kids from a different marriage.
Boyce took Alicia back to where they met, and proposed to her. What is telling is that he recounts that first meeting with extraordinary detail, while Alicia seems to barely remember. Trembling, and wearing a fanny-pack, Boyce got down on one knee and asks her to marry him. Alicia says everything but 'yes'. instead she says phrases like "Boyce, you are something else!" and "Oh, my goodness!". Otherwise she seems comparatively stoic to Watkins.
Boyce took to his program to announce the marriage plans and to promote their relationship. In doing so, he addressed criticism about him holding up his relationship as an ideal situation, while he is basically a high-value man who is signing up to wed a woman past her birthing years, and to provide for another man's seed.
He used it as an opportunity to slam men like Kevin Samuels and Minister Jap who suggest that a high-value multimillionaire man, marrying a women who are beyond their birthing years with kids in tow, is a fool's errand. Stating that such thinking demonstrates that his critics, unwilling to do the same, 'do not love the black community', are 'not real men', and are 'part of the problem'.
In the second video, Minister Jap hilariously responds.
It's basically this comic, except that Boyce took her and her kids in, after he had money and she showed back up 25 years later.
Boyce revealed that he knew his current wife from college, where she was well known as a pretty chick, and Boyce was a fat nerd. He was smitten.
Back then, he met her while she was 'eating some starburst candy' and going to study. He tried to put in his bid, but she said 'no', and that they could be friends.
Boyce sat in the friend-zone 25 years. Meanwhile his nerd ways paid off, and built himself into a multimillionaire. While that was occurring, Alicia got married to some bloke had his kids, but eventually got a divorce.
Years later after the divorce, Boyce reconnected to Alicia, and they started dating.
Boyce for the past couple years has been praising Alicia [who still carried the last name of her former husband] as a great woman even though she is 40+ has kids from a different marriage.
Boyce took Alicia back to where they met, and proposed to her. What is telling is that he recounts that first meeting with extraordinary detail, while Alicia seems to barely remember. Trembling, and wearing a fanny-pack, Boyce got down on one knee and asks her to marry him. Alicia says everything but 'yes'. instead she says phrases like "Boyce, you are something else!" and "Oh, my goodness!". Otherwise she seems comparatively stoic to Watkins.
Boyce took to his program to announce the marriage plans and to promote their relationship. In doing so, he addressed criticism about him holding up his relationship as an ideal situation, while he is basically a high-value man who is signing up to wed a woman past her birthing years, and to provide for another man's seed.
He used it as an opportunity to slam men like Kevin Samuels and Minister Jap who suggest that a high-value multimillionaire man, marrying a women who are beyond their birthing years with kids in tow, is a fool's errand. Stating that such thinking demonstrates that his critics, unwilling to do the same, 'do not love the black community', are 'not real men', and are 'part of the problem'.
In the second video, Minister Jap hilariously responds.
Props for the breakdown.. I thought it was common knowledge that Boyce was a simp
It's basically this comic, except that Boyce took her and her kids in, after he had money and she showed back up 25 years later.
Boyce revealed that he knew his current wife from college, where she was well known as a pretty chick, and Boyce was a fat nerd. He was smitten.
Back then, he met her while she was 'eating some starburst candy' and going to study. He tried to put in his bid, but she said 'no', and that they could be friends.
Boyce sat in the friend-zone 25 years. Meanwhile his nerd ways paid off, and built himself into a multimillionaire. While that was occurring, Alicia got married to some bloke had his kids, but eventually got a divorce.
Years later after the divorce, Boyce reconnected to Alicia, and they started dating.
Boyce for the past couple years has been praising Alicia [who still carried the last name of her former husband] as a great woman even though she is 40+ has kids from a different marriage.
Boyce took Alicia back to where they met, and proposed to her. What is telling is that he recounts that first meeting with extraordinary detail, while Alicia seems to barely remember. Trembling, and wearing a fanny-pack, Boyce got down on one knee and asks her to marry him. Alicia says everything but 'yes'. instead she says phrases like "Boyce, you are something else!" and "Oh, my goodness!". Otherwise she seems comparatively stoic to Watkins.
Boyce took to his program to announce the marriage plans and to promote their relationship. In doing so, he addressed criticism about him holding up his relationship as an ideal situation, while he is basically a high-value man who is signing up to wed a woman past her birthing years, and to provide for another man's seed.
He used it as an opportunity to slam men like Kevin Samuels and Minister Jap who suggest that a high-value multimillionaire man, marrying a women who are beyond their birthing years with kids in tow, is a fool's errand. Stating that such thinking demonstrates that his critics, unwilling to do the same, 'do not love the black community', are 'not real men', and are 'part of the problem'.
In the second video, Minister Jap hilariously responds.
Brother your summary is hilarious especially the comic strip part had me screaming
I think Tariq named him that
Dude, here is the proposal:
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Them callers though!!!!
It's basically this comic, except that Boyce took her and her kids in, after he had money and she showed back up 25 years later.
Boyce revealed that he knew his current wife from college, where she was well known as a pretty chick, and Boyce was a fat nerd. He was smitten.
Back then, he met her while she was 'eating some starburst candy' and going to study. He tried to put in his bid, but she said 'no', and that they could be friends.
Boyce sat in the friend-zone 25 years. Meanwhile his nerd ways paid off, and built himself into a multimillionaire. While that was occurring, Alicia got married to some bloke had his kids, but eventually got a divorce.
Years later after the divorce, Boyce reconnected to Alicia, and they started dating.
Boyce for the past couple years has been praising Alicia [who still carried the last name of her former husband] as a great woman even though she is 40+ has kids from a different marriage.
Boyce took Alicia back to where they met, and proposed to her. What is telling is that he recounts that first meeting with extraordinary detail, while Alicia seems to barely remember. Trembling, and wearing a fanny-pack, Boyce got down on one knee and asks her to marry him. Alicia says everything but 'yes'. instead she says phrases like "Boyce, you are something else!" and "Oh, my goodness!". Otherwise she seems comparatively stoic to Watkins.
Boyce took to his program to announce the marriage plans and to promote their relationship. In doing so, he addressed criticism about him holding up his relationship as an ideal situation, while he is basically a high-value man who is signing up to wed a woman past her birthing years, and to provide for another man's seed.
He used it as an opportunity to slam men like Kevin Samuels and Minister Jap who suggest that a high-value multimillionaire man, marrying women who are beyond their birthing years with kids in tow, is a fool's errand. Stating that such thinking demonstrates that his critics, unwilling to do the same, 'do not love the black community', are 'not real men', and are 'part of the problem'.
In the second video, Minister Jap hilariously responds.
First I was like awww how cool he met someone
Recently and fell in love...
And was wondering why so much hate...
Let the man live....
Gatdam let a knigga be happy..
Then I read your post ....
And was like....
I never liked that sappy simpy sassy ass kneegrow
He was sooo happy like ready to cry....
I don't think he had pussy before..
Seriously that's not the action of a man who is used to pussy...
The funny shit was when he remembered every detail of some shit
That happend a long time ago
And she was like uh hmm yea ok I think I remember now...
Even if he wasn't a millionaire...
I'd be like damn thats simpin hard..
He spent all his energy getting educated..
He never developed any type of game...
He should be pulling childless
Nothing less than 8.5s..
Hey if he can't have children..
Then I'd cut him some slack...
But not much
You never ever go back to the chick that said noooo
AND you have options...
Not a good look for my Louisville Kentucky kniggas
Damn, Moise was calling out folks not dating single mothers. After having access to much overseas pussy that still thinks I'm caking like that, there's no way in hell I'm checking for high school chicks esp. after 40. Moise is setting a horrible example for the next generation.
EVEN HER TEE SHIRT TRYING TO WARN HIM
EVEN HER TEE SHIRT TRYING TO WARN HIM
DAMN. didnt even notice the that shirt LOL
It's basically this comic, except that Boyce took her and her kids in, after he had money and she showed back up 25 years later.
Boyce revealed that he knew his current wife from college, where she was well known as a pretty chick, and Boyce was a fat nerd. He was smitten.
Back then, he met her while she was 'eating some starburst candy' and going to study. He tried to put in his bid, but she said 'no', and that they could be friends.
Boyce sat in the friend-zone 25 years. Meanwhile his nerd ways paid off, and built himself into a multimillionaire. While that was occurring, Alicia got married to some bloke had his kids, but eventually got a divorce.
Years later after the divorce, Boyce reconnected to Alicia, and they started dating.
Boyce for the past couple years has been praising Alicia [who still carried the last name of her former husband] as a great woman even though she is 40+ has kids from a different marriage.
Boyce took Alicia back to where they met, and proposed to her. What is telling is that he recounts that first meeting with extraordinary detail, while Alicia seems to barely remember. Trembling, and wearing a fanny-pack, Boyce got down on one knee and asks her to marry him. Alicia says everything but 'yes'. instead she says phrases like "Boyce, you are something else!" and "Oh, my goodness!". Otherwise she seems comparatively stoic to Watkins.
Boyce took to his program to announce the marriage plans and to promote their relationship. In doing so, he addressed criticism about him holding up his relationship as an ideal situation, while he is basically a high-value man who is signing up to wed a woman past her birthing years, and to provide for another man's seed.
He used it as an opportunity to slam men like Kevin Samuels and Minister Jap who suggest that a high-value multimillionaire man, marrying women who are beyond their birthing years with kids in tow, is a fool's errand. Stating that such thinking demonstrates that his critics, unwilling to do the same, 'do not love the black community', are 'not real men', and are 'part of the problem'.
In the second video, Minister Jap hilariously responds.
Thank you for the breakdown awesome job. Bottom line is fellas. He got what “HE” can get as a millionaire. Watkins couldn’t get any other women on the planet. Think about how far you have to go back to think about a woman in high school.
I graduated in 1995..26 years ago.In that time I’ve met new friends,co-workers, travel, girlfriends, sex on consistent basis. Many BGOL have done the same thing. Matter fact my ex from 2 years ago hook up with me last month. This other chick from 5 years ago wants to hangout as well. And I met this new chick at the gas station a week ago.
How the hell do you go back to high school! It’s only one way, because that’s all you can get period! You know she rationing off ass to him by her body language.
He said a 8 million dollar man don’t get this type of woman. No disrespect but this is what truck driver making 45 thousand dollar a year gets!
I don’t even know how that’s possible. A millionaire going back to expired high school pussy? To each his own, but damn. Fam loved that woman like Forrest Gump loved Jenny. Lmaoo
Man somebody need upload that shit and make a real video!Brother your summary is hilarious especially the comic strip part had me screaming
I didn't hear her say "yes", tho.
She said old Boyce lmao!!
2:30 mark man if you’re woman don’t breakdown in tears and kiss you afterwards
Fuck outta here with this gay shit! Now, he's talking like a bitch with this statement.
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This story never gets played out. When I read shit like this, this chorus comes on in my head.
this dude is funny
I don’t like this dude. But I don’t understand all the comments on who he married? He married a Black woman from his past. And? Sheeet, my high school was loaded with fine women doing great things. When you playing the senior, or masters tour of life, things change
Right...what was wrong with her?
She was cute, but I can see why guys here would have issue with him getting with her. The way I see it, if she didn't want me then, she don't want me now. She had her shot, and she missed her opportunity. I don't give a fuck if I was single and looking, I go forward, not backward.
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Shit is crazy.
I don’t even know how that’s possible. A millionaire going back to expired high school pussy? To each his own, but damn. Fam loved that woman like Forrest Gump loved Jenny. Lmaoo
I know a stickup kid who at age 41 hit a lick of a lifetime. First thing he did was find a washed up, mother of two, pretty (in her time) ho from the neighborhood who he always wanted to fuck with, but never could. Wifed her right up.
This chick aint shit, but it taught me that some people set their sights on the exact person, not a person like her.
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