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make sure I got this right
Cuz...you are NOT gonna believe this
apparently and HONESTLY this breakdown could be INCORRECT
OK
Black folk shopping at Walmart last week of Christmas during a pandemic for sh*t they could easily get online...
The woman in the red tights with the thick ass and thighs was upset that the light skin chick in the hoodie was checking out BEFORE her at Walmart
they were in the Electronics department (this is where the PS5 confusion comes in because there was a Black and white large box in the cart)
and for some reason Red Tights was told because she only had groceries and no electronics?
She would be checked out FIRST
(which on its face seems ODD as hell because I aint never heard that before)
Red Tights started chirping and complained to the cashier and was getting loud
Light Skin hoodie was not having it especially since she was NEXT
and her man had a bad leg and was using a scooter.
A verbal Back and forth ensues getting more and more contentious
Red Tights won't let it go even when the other customers told her to chill.
Red Tights takes off her coat, clears her throat
Light Skin takes this as a sign of aggression
Red Tights' daughter tries to tell her mother to calm the f*ck down while apparently calling for backup
she REFUSES
Crippled Gansta decides he has had enough and tells the now Light Skin Killa to go HANDLE HER BUSINESS
once the battery is placed squarely in her back?
Unfortunately Red Tights was unaware that Light Skin Killa was trained in the best underground mma fight clubs in Baton Rogue
Light Skin began to apply the Beats By the Pound
and remixed the f*ck out ole girl
the men stood by and DID NOT TRY yo sstop the fight
In fact Cripples Gangsta STOOD UP limping with his mask on (GOOD JOB!) and hands raised to keep any attempts to STOP the scuffle away!
Let them FIGHT, Let them handle they business, She TRIED to warn her She wanted THIS! (paraphrasing)
Red Tights tried her best to use LSK's hoodie against her
but to no avail
a lone women DID try to stop the fight...NOTHING
LSK got her on the ground where Red Tights was ill suited unprepared and unequipped to grapple
once the hammer fists were applied without prejudice
it was OVER
Red tights daughter who is mysteriously still "talking" on the phone
PLEADS with Light Skin Killa to STOP
Its her MAMA, please
Its Christmas
and LSK actually momentarily relents...
looks down on her crumpled target
considers this moment
and says
Nah, let me finish.
The child promptly withdraws
and LSK begins to to stomp the yard
Once done and Red Tights lay completely stunned exhausted beaten (those thighs STILL undefeated)
Crippled Gangsta loudly proclaims to all of the denizens of the Mart of Wal
"WE GOT BOND MONEY"
and all parties leave without any of their items.
exit stage left.
Merry Christmas
