
The Wire: The Main Characters, Ranked By Intelligence
HBO's The Wire is centered on Baltimore's war on drugs. Both sides of the law have smart, strategic thinkers and characters who make bad decisions.

No need in me reading.No Avon, no Prop Joe![]()
Im looking for him and Darwin still.@Amajorfucup where is Naymond
Nah Bodie was a pawn that never made it to the other side.![]()
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The list rates crackhead Bubbles above the Detective Bunk, a guy who cracks cases and re-animates crime scene with the tiniest of forensics evidence![]()
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Herc made the list because he is one of the biggest boneheads on the show not for his smarts, this list is a Bell curve summary.Bullshit list
The fact herc even made the list
Who was your favorite?Lester was certainly not my favorite
Bodie stayed alive in a fucked up game. He was a smart & loyal soldier on the street to the Barksdale crew. You need people like Bodie on the street if you are running an enterprise. Even though he never got off the corner he was respected and played his position well. Self preservation was his game. He beat the cops at their game even Mcnulty had to respect him. He was never a good mix with The Stanfield crew so it was only inevitable that when they took over his days were numbered.Nah Bodie was a pawn that never made it to the other side.
Chris needs to be on the list. He was the brains and muscle of Marlo's organization.
Dumbest Characters
The security guard talking to Marlo
The dude buying the burner phones
Herc
The white cop that liked busting heads with Herc
Lil Man
Ziggy Sobotka
Valcheck
The D.A. who tried to bust Clay Davis
The guy that killed the Greek's hookers
Oh yeah, another dumbest....the "lie detector" kid
Did he have hands? Did he have a face?The Greek was the smartest. Fake names, cut loose ends, had high up connects and ghosted when the heat turned up.