I am gonna wait a few months.
The only PlayStation I got the day after its release was the PlayStation 1. Living in the hood has its benefits. My sons (5) wanted a PlayStation. All were living with me. I was like I am gonna get one not knowing the price. when I saw $ 299? I was like

Yall aint getting Christmas Or birthday presents for a couple years if I get this shit. When word hit the street that they were sold out. I was like

I got some time to get this high ass shit. I was sitting on the front porch smoking a fat joint and the local crackhead thief walked up and said I got that new PlayStation. I was like

you lying that shit just came out. He pulled it out the bag and said gimmie $50. I took it and looked at it. I looked at him

Nigga where is the power cord and controller? He said I gotta go back and get it, old dude was holding it and his foot was on the cord. I'm like man get the fuck with that foolishness. He said wait give me $20 so I can get a bump I will be back with the rest later. Ok Bet. I gave him the $20. Now I had been buying shit from him for a few years. (luxury watches, loaded CD cases/Movies and other nice shit.
A few hours later he came back with Two controllers a few games, the power cord and some lagniappe. We sat on the porch and smoked a Joint

He said he hit some college dudes, He got on the roof and watched them playing. They were snorting powder and passed out, so he climbed in the window and got the console. When he went back, they were gone so he went back in and got the rest. He brought me a couple bottles of Alize' and 2 bottles of Cristal so I gave him $50. My sons were like

Pops pulled off another miracle.