Old Man TV: Buck Rogers Movie In The Works At Legendary & potential ANIME spin off UPDATE: George Clooney!!
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Eleven Buck Rogers episodes that could also be porn titles
Even many decades later Buck Rogers in the 25th Century drips TOTALLY AWESOME GOO, and I'm about to splash your screen with copious amou...
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Eleven Buck Rogers episodes that could also be porn titles
Even many decades later Buck Rogers in the 25th Century drips TOTALLY AWESOME GOO, and I'm about to splash your screen with copious amounts of it. Oh you probably have no idea of the NUMEROUS contributions to modern day science fiction that Buck Rogers has given us. For one, it pioneered big-haired women with huge boobs in fiction for a whole new generation of people. And it's still going on.
Have I gone insane you might ask? Pick up any young adult cover, and you'll see big hair all over the place. It's worse than hearing an Amish man say, "The Bible tells us that men should grow beards and women their hair long."
But if you don't believe me, check out the cover art on Brinda Berry's book The Waiting Booth, and you'll see where the "ahem" Buck Rogers influence comes into play front and center. And view any fantasy art (like seriously) from Dungeons and Dragons or any of its spin offs and you'll see the scantily clad vixens that grace such iconic Buck Rogers episodes as "Planet of the Slave Girls." Brinda for the record I LUV YOUR COVER ART!
| Princess Ardala in one of the uniforms she wore on her spaceship full of men. IN the future, women don't have to worry about sexual harassment. It's the men that have to worry. She could be on a young adult cover from the neck down even today. |
| This is Pantherman, Princes Ardalla's uh...bodyguard. At one point the ship starts shaking, and he has to stabilize poor Ardala in her nightgown (because nightgowns are what Princesses wear on the bridge of a starship) by gripping her in his strong arms. It's the most ludicrous thing I've seen, but is highly entertaining to see her in turbulence and high heels. |
Once through, Buck finds the planet Pendar, whose people tell of their conflict with the Zaads, an enemy race ruled by the War Witch Zarina. Lacking the means to wage war, the Pendarans ask Buck to fight their enemy for them. Meanwhile, the Draconians have arrived but Ardala refuses to help the Pendarans. Buck also declines and the aliens withhold the means for returning to their universe leaving Buck and Ardala trapped with no other choice but to comply. Buck asks Ardala to join forces, but Ardala instead tries to befriend the wicked queen. However, Ardala's plan backfires when Zarina thinks her a spoiled child, and Ardala is forced to work with Buck in combating the Zaad forces after all.
| Random sampling of hot space babes from a Buck Rogers episode. This is what five centuries of botox, and implants give us. Does anyone want to sing "America the beautiful?" It takes a whole other meaning in the 25th century. |
And before you laugh...remember that this show got greenlit and had pretty good special effects for its day. Has your story ever been greenlit for a television makeover? Nodding "no." Okay then, people that live in glass houses should not throw stones (I read that somewhere). But have hope! Maybe what you really need is a Buck Rogers-type makeover. I kid, I kid (SEE IMAGE BELOW)
| Don't hate on me :'( I only suggested it for the lulz... |
1) The Dorian Secret
2) Ardala Returns
3) A Dream of Jennifer
4) Planet of the Amazon Women
5) Planet of the Slave Girls
6) Return of the Fighting 69th
7) Escape from Wedded Bliss
8) Unchained Woman
9) A Blast for Buck
10) The Hand of Goral
11) The Satyr
The lesson here, writers, is that if you want to make sure your work is enduring, don't put "69" in your title.
Just. Don't.
*Giggle
In the comments, tell me the names of some science fiction episodes that you think might be great porn titles. Or, if you can't think of any, name some that are rips of well-known movies like "Saving Ryan's Privates" for "Saving Private Ryan." I love reading them ZOMGAH YESSS! YESSS!
I liked her just fine.... she was just not evoking the same effects as the two previously mentioned.... If I was B.R. she would have gotten dealt wit 4 sho....LOLhold on ya'll aint like...
edit:
Immortal words of TuPac...
"I don't mean to sound sleazy but teaze me
I don't want it if it's that easy......."
I know....
but thats intergalactic princess p*ssy, bro
But she was the 'Easy' one... the harder you work for the fruit the better the Juice tastes. Makes it worth the squeeze... or so it seems
That's in real life as well.... The easy ones make you wonder, "Easy for me, who else is it easy for .....hmm" Gimme a challenge.
but he had to FIGHT TIGERMAN just to TOUCH it bro!!!!
Been awhile.... but if I remember correctly: Fighting ole boi was a formality, She had that WAP for B.R from the gate... and was offering that shit up on a platter for him ER'YTIME he was in sight... No challenge from her, just the formality based on her title.
Don't know what they did to ruin it for you, and DON'T wanna know... I OBVIOUSLY like my fond memories of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century... and them BEAUTIFUL BROADS!
man.....I cant remember but there was like 3 part SP episode where Cartman went to the future because he didnt wanna wait for his Nintendo Wii....or something. they went top the future....ahh im fuckin it up, but it was hilarious. Now whenever I think of Buck Rogers SP is all I think about......and Buck Rogers was a favorite of pops...so I remember watching it ALOT..LOL. I dont even remember the women like that I was like 5
For the old 1st gen video game players.
This reboot movie culture is fucking 30 years old!! (punting from Addams Family). Hijack a new story for fuck's sake.
We have adults who don't know a movie era of non revisited sitcoms turned movies. Buck Rogers was fun to watch but please... it's no Star Trek. Not even Battlestar. Damn, is Fantasy Island next?
We have adults who don't know a movie era of non revisited sitcoms turned movies. Buck Rogers was fun to watch but please... it's no Star Trek. Not even Battlestar. Damn, is Fantasy Island next?
I loved watching this show on Sunday nights.
Classic TV.
Classic TV.
way before my time
i dont see how yall was entertained by this shit
but then again when it came out it was probably cutting edge new.
i dont see how yall was entertained by this shit
but then again when it came out it was probably cutting edge new.
This was back when Pac man, space invaders, donkey kong, and pong were the shit. Didn't take much for us. All I wanted for Chirstmas was my 2 front teeth and some of Buck's broads. I had to sleep with the lights on for a minute behind that space vampire bastard and those creeps in the wasteland.
Channel 43 kept the reruns hot.
Cutting edge?
Cuz when this shit dropped it was like avatar the tv series.
You better stop trying to seduce me woman what you know about buck rogers?
This was back when Pac man, space invaders, donkey kong, and pong were the shit. Didn't take much for us. All I wanted for Chirstmas was my 2 front teeth and some of Buck's broads. I had to sleep with the lights on for a minute behind that space vampire bastard and those creeps in the wasteland.
Do NOT mention that gawd damn space vampire
Don't u do it
I loved this damn show
And so many series straight JACKED IT
go watch demolition man and see it was all buck rogers
And so many series straight JACKED IT
go watch demolition man and see it was all buck rogers
This shit was must see tv for me
I still watch it from time to time. The reruns still air.
Dont make me jelly.. bae...
She ain't for you..back off.. she taken.. brah
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