The standard rate at Black barbershops is now $35-$40

Debating on using this coupon for a free haircut at Sports Clips-- Barber should be cool as long as I tip $10, I assume.

In the Costanza days I'd have tried to get away with a $5 tip, which would still be better than 15% (or 15 billion percent for that matter). But Vandelay Industries is doing well enough, so minus whale...

 
got a cut a few days ago I'm thinking this will be my last one for a while....dudes going in and out the shop talking shit not caring about this virus I'm good just going to woof it out
 
got a cut a few days ago I'm thinking this will be my last one for a while....dudes going in and out the shop talking shit not caring about this virus I'm good just going to woof it out

My barbershop has slashed prices to $5 for a lineup, $10 for a haircut to entice customer to come in during this Covid-19 outbreak.

Fuck that, I’m woofin’ out too.
 
About 5 years ago I went to a Wayans Brothers concert near Gary, Indiana. Wow in Indiana, I wanted to get a fresh cut. I went to a barber shop and he said the charge was $25 plus tip.

That mother fucker one of the tip on top of the $25 charge?

I got spoiled. My ex-wife was a licensed cosmetologist and she cut my hair for 7 years. When we divorced... I was Barber-less.

I've been cutting my own hair since then. I just cut it ball because I can't give myself a fade
 
got a cut a few days ago I'm thinking this will be my last one for a while....dudes going in and out the shop talking shit not caring about this virus I'm good just going to woof it out
My barbershop has slashed prices to $5 for a lineup, $10 for a haircut to entice customer to come in during this Covid-19 outbreak.

Fuck that, I’m woofin’ out too.
Y'all motherfuckers are going to be looking like Tom Hanks on Castaway
 
I can cut my own hair. I got two pair of clipper and t-edgers. I’m good. They start at $25 in atlanta. Add a tip and I need to be the only customer and that ninja need to shut up and cut. Shit shouldn’t take an hour.
 
Y'all motherfuckers are going to be looking like Tom Hanks on Castaway

More like Don Cheadle in Mission to Mars.
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Y'all motherfuckers are going to be looking like Tom Hanks on Castaway
More like Don Cheadle in Mission to Mars.
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I have to do video conferences with different people every day and none of them have ever seen me with a fro or a beard but that combo has been in effect for a week. We'll see how long this lasts but I'm not planning on shaving. (The hair is more manageable-- not a full-fledged fro because I'm not brushing it out, but not slicked back as has been my style of late.)
 
Cut your own hair or learn. Homie tried to charge me with some exorbitant prices. I support every time i have an event that i need a fresh professional cut for. Outside of that, fuck going to the barbers. Plus this pandemic is gonna put their value on the sidelines - non essential businesses are to shutdown that includes barbershops.
 
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all you need in order to be barber free for life if you choose.

Real talk...

I learned how to cut hair watching YouTube videos... it was this black chic with a fat ole ass... she used to cut her brother's hair... and was VERY detailed as to what to do, when to do it, which guards to use, etc.

And that 3 way mirror is a BIG help... self cut system I think it's called...
 
Real talk...

I learned how to cut hair watching YouTube videos... it was this black chic with a fat ole ass... she used to cut her brother's hair... and was VERY detailed as to what to do, when to do it, which guards to use, etc.

And that 3 way mirror is a BIG help... self cut system I think it's called...

Do you still know the youtube link ???
 
I have to do video conferences with different people every day and none of them have ever seen me with a fro or a beard but that combo has been in effect for a week. We'll see how long this lasts but I'm not planning on shaving. (The hair is more manageable-- not a full-fledged fro because I'm not brushing it out, but not slicked back as has been my style of late.)
So fag cams new language is “video conferences”
 
Do you still know the youtube link ???
Nah man, that was like 8 or 9 YEARS ago...
I think at the time she was getting her barber's license... she'd cut her brother hair... that nigga would sit down in the chair looking like that Luke Cage pic above... and by the time she finished he was CLEAN...

I'm kinda nice now....
my son's hair, after a cut but before sponging it
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