Which job did you quit the quickest? Why?

Got a job through a temp agency MANUALLY putting the grips on golf clubs. Quit on my lunch break the first day....them niggas were trying to make me look like Popeye and shit. There should be a machine to do that shit or they were to fuckin cheap. Either way, i bounced. I was 19 and on summer break from college
 
Fast food at Mcdonalds,I didn't last 8 hours,I think I did like 2 hours some minutes before I decided it wasn't right for me.When you're new the other workers talking to you crazy like you supposed to know that shit and the customers are all rude especially when they see that you're new....I had enough and it was fuck you,fuck them and fuck Mcdonalds.
 
I remeber I was in a sophomore in college and needed weed money took a job as a messenger...
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Well I didnt exactly quit I got called into the office and the fag was like I dont think this job is for you.

I said I don't think its for me either...

And just walked out before he could finish

Worse job ever..
 
Security guard job at a hospital. First of all, I wasn't feeling the uniform especially the fucking cop hat. Secondly, it was second shift and as they were showing me the rounds, went down the basement and said I had to go in the morgue!!!

Fuck that shit! I hightailed it the fuck outta there so fucking fast, I probably left skid marks.......
 
Security Guard when I first moved down here from DC. The job wasnt hard just the boss was an ass and for what I was required to do very underpaid I just left and never came back.
 
Had a few jobs i quit on my 1st 15 min break. Was lucky i didn't have a coat those days. Just grabbed my fitted and was out. Didn't say shit to nobody.

Quit apple the same way. But there i at least stayed thru training. But that 1st day we were pose to be on the phones, that 15 min break came and i got my spongebob on
 
I worked at eli"s cheesecake factory. I was only there mayb 6 hours.. i left at break time. The guy said hey u can go get lunch and come back in about 30 minutes.. i said ok.. never came back. What made me leave is when we went to throw the garbage out which was the under crust of the cake it was nothing but bees out there. The guy said o dont worry about that i have been stung like 4 or 5 times.. im like COOL! Foh i aint trying be stung not one time.. welp that was enough for me!
 
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Summer job while in college, worked at an ice company where they pack ice in bags. It was cold as fuck!!!!!!! We had an assembly line throwing 10, 20, 25 and 50 lb bags of ice on pallets all night!!!!! And every brother that worked in there was on work release. The CAC that owned the company only gave us a 15 min lunch, (illegal). I only worked 1 night and NEVER went back. I didn't even call the CACs, to let them know I quit!
 
1 month at a pizza place. A scabby Obese white couple working there. Dude was using his arms as sleeves to wipe his runny nose rolling out the pizza dough everyday and the wife working up a profuse sweat while cutting the pies. But I'm glad I worked there because thats why I try to avoid fast food at all cost.
 
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