I was messing around with a black pornstar and she did the prostate thing to me years ago

We got peeps waiting for Betsy Swoon to come over and really blow their minds
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no, do not...
lmao @ godofwine thinking the fact he got head afterwards will keep the wolves at bay
You think I give a fuck about some wolves? I got clowned by the baddest mofos this side of the Mississippi, US Navy/military serviceman. Y'all ain't got shit on them.

Those mofos would go in, relentless. All... fucking...day. And you either came back with a snap or took it.

I can take it.

So go on and stamp your forms, Sonny and stop wasting my time. Cuz to tell you the truth...I don't give a shit

 
The butt pirates are advancing like

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After Lil Nas X and Tyler the Creater's freestyle it's only a matter of time before the floodgates open. :smh:

By this time next year,

godofwine: "There's a huge difference between being fucked in the ass and being gay, they're two totally different things!"

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Okay... I heard of this shit before. Had to reread the title again. Years ago, my cousin had moved to LA and told me a story similar to GOW. It must’ve been something else because he was trying to put it into words over the phone and me and my boy was just on the call trying to let him explain. It was with a Mexican chick and till this day, they still married with 4 kids so... I guess she just turned him out.

To be honest, we thought cuz was confessing that he was really gay but nah, he was trying to understand the feeling he had and why he liked what he liked. Then this nigga started screaming at us and said I didn’t understand shit - vanilla ass, basic fucking ass nigga - he called me. Then he hung up. Years later, we talk but its like that convo never happened.

:lol:

I’m just not sure I actually paid attention to realize what a prostate massage actually was. Not exactly. Until now...

Um... I have some OCD issues about wiping and I use wet wipes routinely. And as clean as I feel, like that fucking commercial with the bears and the toilet paper... that’s as far as I go. Anything else is uncomfortable. Nah. No thank you.


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