Social media is a cold world!!!

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:roflmao: That was clever enough.:giggle:
 
If it does half the shit the people in the review says it does we may never hear from you again.

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Ok so I know it took forever for me to give you some feedback but it took so long for it to arrive lol. I ordered it the day I first posted about it and I just got it today. I figured it must be in high demand because of that review. First of all, that chick is being 100% honest in that review. Ok so I come home on my lunch break from work and saw it was here so I put it in my room so my son wouldn't open it while I was at work. So I get off work, go to the gym, go home and cook and completely forgot about it. I take a shower and pour me a drink to wind down. I get in the bed and can't sleep so I'm flicking through Netflix when I look over to my dresser and I see my little box I forgot about. At this point I'm excited as hell. I've had a drink and I'm ready. I opened it and forgot that I had to charge it so I make my bed up nice and neat like I'm about to have company over and plugged it up next to me cause I'm ready. It took about an hour to charge, the whole time I'm beating myself up like " bitch you should have plugged that motherfucker up hours ago!". Ok so it finally charges and I cut that pretty motherfucker on. Its bigger and sturdier than it looks in the pic. Its quality made and it has a little weight to it which is good. Anyway so I played with the settings and stuck it in. When I say came so freaking hard I am NOT exaggerating. I have had toys before but NOTHING LIKE THIS! Then I figured out there are different intensities for the clit suction so I went in for round 2 and that was even better than the first one. So in conclusion, this was the best thing BGOL has ever given me. :D
 
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Ok so I know it took forever for me to give you some feedback but it took so long for it to arrive lol. I ordered it the day I first posted about it and I just got it today. I figured it must be in high demand because of that review. First of all, that chick is being 100% honest in that review. Ok so I come home on my lunch break from work and saw it was here so I put it in my room so my son wouldn't open it while I was at work. So I get off work, go to the gym, go home and cook and completely forgot about it. I take a shower and pour me a drink to wind down. I get in the bed and can't sleep so I'm flicking through Netflix when I look over to my dresser and I see my little box I forgot about. At this point I'm excited as hell. I've had a drink and I'm ready. I opened it and forgot that I had to charge it so I make my bed up nice and neat like I'm about to have company over and plugged it up next to me cause I'm ready. It took about an hour to charge, the whole time I'm beating myself up like " bitch you should have plugged that motherfucker up hours ago!". Ok so it finally charges and I cut that pretty motherfucker on. Its bigger and sturdier than it looks in the pic. Its quality made and it has a little weight to it which is good. Anyway so I played with the settings and stuck it in. When I say came so freaking hard I am NOT exaggerating. I have had toys before but NOTHING LIKE THIS! Then I figured out there are different intensities for the clit suction so I went in for round 2 and that was even better than the first one. So in conclusion, this was the best thing BGOL has ever given me. :D


So um, I'm assuming there is some visual evidence of this event?
 
Just a reminder


I had to look that up on Amazon after reading that lol. I gotta have one!!! Lmao!

I didn't believe that was a real Amazon post but it's really real. I found the product link :lol:
https://www.amazon.com/Vibrators-Wa...tion/product-reviews/B07GZL12ZG/?tag=vp314-20

Ok so I know it took forever for me to give you some feedback but it took so long for it to arrive lol. I ordered it the day I first posted about it and I just got it today. I figured it must be in high demand because of that review. First of all, that chick is being 100% honest in that review. Ok so I come home on my lunch break from work and saw it was here so I put it in my room so my son wouldn't open it while I was at work. So I get off work, go to the gym, go home and cook and completely forgot about it. I take a shower and pour me a drink to wind down. I get in the bed and can't sleep so I'm flicking through Netflix when I look over to my dresser and I see my little box I forgot about. At this point I'm excited as hell. I've had a drink and I'm ready. I opened it and forgot that I had to charge it so I make my bed up nice and neat like I'm about to have company over and plugged it up next to me cause I'm ready. It took about an hour to charge, the whole time I'm beating myself up like " bitch you should have plugged that motherfucker up hours ago!". Ok so it finally charges and I cut that pretty motherfucker on. Its bigger and sturdier than it looks in the pic. Its quality made and it has a little weight to it which is good. Anyway so I played with the settings and stuck it in. When I say came so freaking hard I am NOT exaggerating. I have had toys before but NOTHING LIKE THIS! Then I figured out there are different intensities for the clit suction so I went in for round 2 and that was even better than the first one. So in conclusion, this was the best thing BGOL has ever given me. :D


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And that extra time can add to the anticipation.....sip on a couple of drinks and rub them thighs a lil bit

if the conversation is scintillating it can be an aphrodisiac of sorts

if it’s lousy then I get angry enough to get my blood flowing as I grow increasingly determined to beat this dumb bitch pussy up

a ‘win’ in any event lol
 
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