Link to thread?Nope
Funniest BGOL inside joke is...
"Did you trust him?"
Link to thread?Nope
Funniest BGOL inside joke is...
"Did you trust him?"
Link to thread?
Outstanding...thank you Btotha!Can't find the original link. However this one is the second thread and this created the Trust Bros. and the formation of the Trustice League.
https://www.bgol.us/forum/threads/s...of-his-features.1035894/page-13#post-19737499
Outstanding...thank you Btotha!![]()
We been canonized her.
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Thanks for the heads up.Be prepared to fall out of your chair in laughter and if you value your electronics please don't be sipping drinks while viewing.![]()
zamenTis not aimless wandering into the dark crevasses without aim. The Yoni is exalted for bringing forth Life but devout is she who seeks to bring the light into the Valley of the Shadows.
AsspostlesI may have to take my wife on a pilgrimage to the Valley this night, my fellow Clergymen..
Zod bring light to the land of Shadow....
(Ritual of passage into the Dark to bringeth bitches to Zod's grace)
Asspostles 2:69
Zamen
Also yeah..
Like others have said... It Started with Compliance.
I could have sworn Kats started saying Compliance... after Man of Steel... in either 2013 or 2014.
I was trying to find the thread but for some reason... Search isn't going back before 2013.
All I remember is someone posting this in one of the threads
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and then eventually we got this..
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I remember that thread became filled with Zod memes..
Cause I remember posting a gif of this scene in it..
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My brother it seems as you speak to yourself so it’s my guess that the other is an ignored faggot on my list
Peace be unto you
Get thee behind me, Blasphemer! Until thine hath received the flow of the Milk of Ecstacy within the bowels of thine Nether regions, thou shalt be filled with doubt. Have ye no Faith in Zod?
Convert and learn the cleansing rituals for from the murkiest of waters grow the Lotus. Open thine blossom to Zod.
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Ye are but the taint away from grace
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Smite not thine own head for thou art worthy of Zodomy. If thou hath known he who art of the Faith, shun he not for he may bestow upon thee the blessings for blessed is she who presenteth her Rose unto a Disciple.SMH. Zod is a litmus test now. I don't want no parts of a man who even knows what it means on BGOL.
Smite not thine own head for thou art worthy of Zodomy. If thou hath known he who art of the Faith, shun he not for he may bestow upon thee the blessings for blessed is she who presenteth her Rose unto a Disciple.
SMH. Zod is a litmus test now. I don't want no parts of a man who even knows what it means on BGOL.
Those who desire to dwell in foul darkness are undeserving of thy light. Be not ensnared by their entreaties to walk the treacherous path of Zod, for it is folly which leadeth to destruction. Any pleasure gained soon turneth to sorrow. Diligently guard thy temple against the infidel servants of Zod. Desire to dwell in the light where true peace, joy and satisfaction reside and these delights will remain with you for all thy days.
~The Book of Quaid
Nah, but really...
How many of ya'll really fuckin chicks in the ass?
I only have limited experiences from the past. 5 different women, starting with my first wife. Of all of those women, I only requested the ass of one woman because clearly, she was into it before I got to her and another one because of an inner grudge that I needed some get back on due to her bat shit craziness...other than that, it was offered up to me in the heat of passion. We were on some "Freak Mode" shit that just led to "you wanna get my booty?" "would you fuck me in the ass?" or brazenly challenging me to "get this!"
Yo...
We need to start a ZOD Chronicles.
A thread of ZOD stories
I only have limited experiences from the past. 5 different women, starting with my first wife. Of all of those women, I only requested the ass of one woman because clearly, she was into it before I got to her and another one because of an inner grudge that I needed some get back on due to her bat shit craziness...other than that, it was offered up to me in the heat of passion. We were on some "Freak Mode" shit that just led to "you wanna get my booty?" "would you fuck me in the ass?" or brazenly challenging me to "get this!"
With some women, it's allowing you into a place that NO OTHER man has been given access to because she'd feeling you like that. Conversely, one of the chicks that I wanted to hit, the one who had already seen Zod, reserved that hole for the one who originally got it and it was like off-limits to me. The chick was Mexican and Roman Catholic. We were fucking around, but she knew that she wanted the muhfucka who she was rebounding from and that hole was his alone. I tried like a muhfucka to hit that ass though.
Her uterus was like a third hand...the pussy control was magnificent and she could snatch a nut out of me like nothing. That made me want to see if she had that same skillset from doing anal. Being deprived of THAT particular bit of carnal knowledge kept me as hard a diamond coated drill bit though and it made the fuck sessions that much more intense.
The sensation of it is outstanding. It's like there are two holes that have to be penetrated. The O-ring or anus, and then there's another inside her that once you get through THAT one, it's just hot from the heat of the body's core and it's so damned velvety soft and smooth it's unbelievable.
Bruh...when you get that nut you be sounding like Frankenstein.
In summary, I don't actively seek anal, but I haven't turned it down since my first time with my first wife.
Shaka54
Tales Of A Zodomite
Zamen Brotha,Zamen, fellow clergyman.....
Those of you still in NYC head out and look up my shorty in Roslyn LI. begs for Zod and when I married my wife was pissed and wanted me to let them discuss her still getting delivered to the Temple. Gave me some Homegrown I kept all this time to show wifey to seal the deal. She got kicks out of it, but was not into any of my old hoes like that.
We were in my spot in New Jeru, having a true fuck and drink day. I didn't smoke out still being in the military, so I didn't allow her to bring it around.
Clowning and fucking...she on top....says "let me try something, daddy"....(I hate that daddy shit, but something told me to let it go).
Cocked up and came down cowgirl straight to the Valley of Zod…..Bruh I must have shot a gallon of ShadowSemen into this girl...she damn near passed out like the Asian cam chick who stuck the vibrator in the valley....completely spazzed out.
We laying there panting, staring at each other like is this for real....been a man of the faith ever since. Took this Hoe to Zod on my last day living in NYC, took our kids trick or treating and drove my ass back to Fort Bragg for the Q-Course...
2005, the year of my conversion to Zod….
Still think about her devotion to the cause. A true Sister in the faith....
Shadow
The Dark Lord
Testament in Zod's Grace
Zamen Brotha,
The physical strength that you relinquished at the Temple was made up for in Mental and Spiritual fortitude during the Q-Course I am certain.
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She be like, Zod?When i venture into the valley, I tell her to say his name and she will oblige ..... But she don't know what the fukk it means ....![]()
Those who desire to dwell in foul darkness are undeserving of thy light. Be not ensnared by their entreaties to walk the treacherous path of Zod, for it is folly which leadeth to destruction. Any pleasure gained soon turneth to sorrow. Diligently guard thy temple against the infidel servants of Zod. Desire to dwell in the light where true peace, joy and satisfaction reside and these delights will remain with you for all thy days.
~The Book of Quaid