*kneel* ...who was the 1st person to associate ass fucking with General Zod

[D24OHA]

Bruh, I love this fucking board..... This shit is HILARIOUS!!

 

[spider705]

I needed this laugh

 

[EchoCrash]

I’m here to state I’m a disciple and have led many of wenches to the light of ZOD. All praise is due

Zamen

“For thou has choseth to bestow skeet in the seat of the unsaved, thou walketh alongside Zod himself, and he is pleased.”

Zamen

Book of gape.
6:12-6:13

 

[Shaka54]

“For thou has choseth to bestow skeet in the seat of the unsaved, thou walketh alongside Zod himself, and he is pleased.”

Zamen

Book of gape.
6:12-6:13

 

[SamSneed]

Many faithful have spoken their testimonials

Our lord fought the good fight, a fight he took arms up against his own brother quaid.

Quaid was mistaken mislead, as the two battled for bgol glory

A group known for their trust issues known as the trust brothers quickly formed, calling
Upon others who’s gaze would fall on the hammers of men.

Their numbers grew and became the trustice league.

It’s is written in the book of gapealations that zod will come back, team up with his brother quaid

Differences set aside for the temples of quaid and zod are but a taint apart.


Bgol will be great again

 

[SamSneed]

We been canonized her.

Bless her

 

[Shaka54]

Many faithful have spoken their testimonials

Our lord fought the good fight, a fight he took arms up against his own brother quaid.

Quaid was mistaken mislead, as the two battled for bgol glory

A group known for their trust issues known as the trust brothers quickly formed, calling
Upon others who’s gaze would fall on the hammers of men.

Their numbers grew and became the trustice league.

It’s is written in the book of gapealations that zod will come back, team up with his brother quaid

Differences set aside for the temples of quaid and zod are but a taint apart.


Bgol will be great again

 

[Flawless]

Just rebranding by the gay mafia to normalize ass fucking.

 

[Shaka54]

Just rebranding by the gay mafia to normalize ass fucking.

Does that apply to oral sex too? Me eatin' pussy makes me a dyke?

 

[Camille]

Zod is a shitty god. Quaid remains undefeated.


https://www.bgol.us/forum/threads/the-bgol-civil-wars-part-4-quaid-vs-zod-the-final-battle.895123/

 

[Texas Catdaddy]

We been canonized her.

Praise him .....

 

[Texas Catdaddy]

Many faithful have spoken their testimonials

Our lord fought the good fight, a fight he took arms up against his own brother quaid.

Quaid was mistaken mislead, as the two battled for bgol glory

A group known for their trust issues known as the trust brothers quickly formed, calling
Upon others who’s gaze would fall on the hammers of men.

Their numbers grew and became the trustice league.

It’s is written in the book of gapealations that zod will come back, team up with his brother quaid

Differences set aside for the temples of quaid and zod are but a taint apart.


Bgol will be great again

Zamen .....

 

[SamSneed]

Zod is a shitty god. Quaid remains undefeated.


https://www.bgol.us/forum/threads/the-bgol-civil-wars-part-4-quaid-vs-zod-the-final-battle.895123/

Zod and quaid are United by the taint

It was a war over false intel like Iraq, it divided bgol

 

[SamSneed]

Does that apply to oral sex too? Me eatin' pussy makes me a dyke?

My brother it seems as you speak to yourself so it’s my guess that the other is an ignored faggot on my list

Peace be unto you

 

[Shaka54]

Zod is a shitty god. Quaid remains undefeated.


https://www.bgol.us/forum/threads/the-bgol-civil-wars-part-4-quaid-vs-zod-the-final-battle.895123/

Thank you! I got some catchin' up to do.

 

[Shaka54]

My brother it seems as you speak to yourself so it’s my guess that the other is an ignored faggot on my list

Peace be unto you

Twas a flawless comment to the Uninitiated and the Unindoctrinated, and Unbelieving, High Priest...that is all. Tis the mutterings of an Infidel.

 

[godofwine]

It was @Dark19 who brought about the compliance and then @largebillsonlyplease had the shirts made.




https://www.bgol.us/forum/threads/compliance-clothing-for-everywhere-you-go.838743/

Basically when you digging her ass out and her eyes roll over white just like General Zod. That man was a genius. Pure, unaduh...unaduh... unaduh...

 

[Camille]

Twas a flawless comment to the Uninitiated and the Unindoctrinated, and Unbelieving, High Priest...that is all. It was the mutterings of an Infidel.

Dark and foul is the path of Zod. Stay clear lest thy be ensnared by his malodorus disciples.

 

[Shaka54]

Dark and foul is the path of Zod. Stay clear lest thy be ensnared by his malodorus disciples.

Get thee behind me, Blasphemer! Until thine hath received the flow of the Milk of Ecstacy within the bowels of thine Nether regions, thou shalt be filled with doubt. Have ye no Faith in Zod?

Convert and learn the cleansing rituals for from the murkiest of waters grow the Lotus. Open thine blossom to Zod.

 

[slam]

fee like i`m at church..

 

[Camille]

Get thee behind me, Blasphemer! Until thine hath received the flow of the Milk of Ecstacy within the bowels of thine Nether regions, thou shalt be filled with doubt. Have ye no Faith in Zod?

Alas, another soul lost to the putrid ways of Zod. Corrupted by the dark side. May you one day seek redemption and find your way back to delight in the moist, sweet Yoni as is good and right.

 

[SamSneed]

Dark and foul is the path of Zod. Stay clear lest thy be ensnared by his malodorus disciples.

Zod has a special gift for the man who blesseth her temple

 

[SamSneed]

fee like i`m at church..

Gapewood church, Joel osteen has the Lakewood his shit weak

 

[SamSneed]

Alas, another soul lost to the putrid ways of Zod. Corrupted by the dark side. May you one day seek redemption and find your way back to delight in the moist, sweet Yoni as is good and right.

Ye are but the taint away from grace

 

[Camille]

fee like i`m at church..

LOL...

It's always all Sneeds fault and occasionally sammyjax.

He only wants the best for you.

Cleanliness is next to zodliness

His temple smells like hot ass.

Mistaken you are my child.

The sweet aroma of zrankincense and zyrrh can be achieved if zods teachings are followed

Rejoice for glory is to Zod

Hot. Ass.

Tho I did hear he invests offerings into depends stock and offers his disciples a discount they sign up for monthly home deliveries.

This is true for the undisciplined

Pharassee

"Then I will sprinkle clean water on you, and you will be clean; I will cleanse you from all your filthiness and from all your follicles."

Hoseanus, 12:4

"Once your walls crumble from being used mightily by Zod, you can DEPENDeth on me to protect thy garments for the small fee of $30-60* per month."

Hoseanus 12:12

*Price varies according to individual flatulence levels. Expect higher than normal usage during cold and allergy season. Coming soon: Gapestop™ plugs. Designed for the active disciple to seal the temple doorway which no longer stays closed on it's own. Secure protection. Pricing TBD. See your zodly representative for details.

that's fear.

"Yea, though you twerk through the valley of the shadow of death, you shall fear no grease: for thou fart with me; my staff shall comfort thee."

Nehemiass, 22:6

Apt description since the halls of the temple of zod probably smell like death.

'You shall offer a cleansed offering as a soothing aroma to the LORD: twice bathed, twice rinsed, and waxed without defect'

Bumbers 29:3

L'Eau du HOT ASS.

If zod is the light, I will reside in the deepest, most pitch black darkness, ever to exist in this universe for the rest of my life.

The TRUE face of zod:


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#TeamQuaid

They can run from Zods will. In the the end he will bury hhis mighty staff and bless those with eternal anal fullfillment
analclesiates 6:9
@SamSneed shame on you, as a pastor of th ed churc and a leader of the community you need to bless @Camille and bring her hime.

I’m always workin for zod.

Step by step, I walk in his ways and he walks with me.

If I don’t bless that temple another will, for mighty is the zod we serve

The halls of Zod are narrow and foul smelling, sought out by men whose girth is equally narrow. Be not deceived by the by the calls to be so entertained. Instead seek those who can pleasure the moist, sweet Yoni, filling thy walls to overflowing as is right and good. Beware those who travel the dark halls of Zod, lest thou become likewise unclean, for they are unworthy and stinketh in all their ways.

-The Book of Quaid

The fragrance of the sweet Yoni smelleth to the 4 corners of the earth, and the angels of Zod were pleased. A womb of pineapple sapidity is enough to rouse a true soldier of Zod to fulfillment of the holey trinity; what thine mouth doeth, what thine Yoni doeth, & what thine anus doeth? What say ye? For when the door of Yoni is painted with blood for 7 days shall the 3rd door of Zod be cleansed, showered & opened by the spirit of Zod. And it is also during this period she must dislodge herself from ringing the bell of Taco.

-The Book of Zod
Chapter 6, Verse 9

Blasphemy !
Cleanliness is next to Zodliness.
You anti Zodist rhetoric is frowned upon !

We are not in it for earthly things

We are here to spread his grace

To open the brown eye of the female, show them the light.

The way the truth.

We don’t forget the life canal. We just ain’t tryin to pay child support

For in the temple of zod no man shall suffer the CS

 

[Shaka54]

Alas, another soul lost to the putrid ways of Zod. Corrupted by the dark side. May you one day seek redemption and find your way back to delight in the moist, sweet Yoni as is good and right.

Tis not aimless wandering into the dark crevasses without aim. The Yoni is exalted for bringing forth Life but devout is she who seeks to bring the light into the Valley of the Shadows.

 

[SamSneed]

I’m dead

 

[Camille]

Tis not aimless wandering into the dark crevasses without aim. The Yoni is exalted for bringing forth Life but devout is she who seeks to bring the light into the Valley of the Shadows.

Be not deceived, only foul darkness is found in the temple of Zod. One cannot bring light into such a place, you must call the lost out into the light to be cleansed.

 

[Shaka54]

LOL...

It's always all Sneeds fault and occasionally sammyjax.

OMZ! I can't breathe.

 

[Shadow]

I may have to take my wife on a pilgrimage to the Valley this night, my fellow Clergymen..

Zod bring light to the land of Shadow....

(Ritual of passage into the Dark to bringeth bitches to Zod's grace)

Asspostles 2:69

Zamen

 

[Shaka54]

Be not deceived, only foul darkness is found in the temple of Zod. One cannot bring light into such a place, you must call the lost out into the light to be cleansed.

Come thee to the Mount of the Temple and thou shalt findeth Disciples prepared to rebuke and expel thine unclean remnants and wash them away so that He of the Faith will have the walls of thy silky warmth wrap around his Staff. Through deep meditation, one will connect with the throes of Zodliness and the elation one will find therein.

 

[Shaka54]

I may have to take my wife on a pilgrimage to the Valley this night, my fellow Clergymen..

Zod bring light to the land of Shadow....

(Ritual of passage into the Dark to bringeth bitches to Zod's grace)

Asspostles 2:69

Zamen

 

[THE DRIZZY]

I may have to take my wife on a pilgrimage to the Valley this night, my fellow Clergymen..

Zod bring light to the land of Shadow....

(Ritual of passage into the Dark to bringeth bitches to Zod's grace)

Asspostles 2:69

Zamen

Zod speed faithful one.

 

[fonzerrillii]

Yeah what Shaka said.

It started off with ‘Compliance’. Then ninjas started posting kneel before Zod memes and that shit took off from there with scriptures and then some. Lol.

Its BGOL’s funniest inside joke since the Ock.

Nope

Funniest BGOL inside joke is...


"Did you trust him?"

 

[fonzerrillii]

trust brother and trustice league( more shit I coined) .