Baby born at 7-eleven at 7:11 on 7/11, weighing 7 lbs 11 ounces!
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In 2071 the kid will be doing 7-11 years in prison for beating up and almost killing a 7-Eleven worker.
He is here, the great one has return.
Revelation 7:11
11 All the angels were standing around the throne and around the elders
nor any scorching heat.”
For the Lamb at the center of the throne
will be their shepherd;”
‘he will lead them to springs of living water.’
‘And God will wipe away every tear from their eyes.’[c]”
Revelation 7:11
11 All the angels were standing around the throne and around the elders
nor any scorching heat.”
For the Lamb at the center of the throne
will be their shepherd;”
‘he will lead them to springs of living water.’
‘And God will wipe away every tear from their eyes.’[c]”
Hebrews 7:11-19 New International Version (NIV)
Jesus Like Melchizedek
11 If perfection could have been attained through the Levitical priesthood—and indeed the law given to the people established that priesthood—why was there still need for another priest to come, one in the order of Melchizedek, not in the order of Aaron? 12 For when the priesthood is changed, the law must be changed also. 13 He of whom these things are said belonged to a different tribe, and no one from that tribe has ever served at the altar. 14 For it is clear that our Lord descended from Judah, and in regard to that tribe Moses said nothing about priests. 15 And what we have said is even more clear if another priest like Melchizedek appears, 16 one who has become a priest not on the basis of a regulation as to his ancestry but on the basis of the power of an indestructible life. 17 For it is declared:
“You are a priest forever,
in the order of Melchizedek.”[a]
18 The former regulation is set aside because it was weak and useless 19 (for the law made nothing perfect), and a better hope is introduced, by which we draw near to God.
Jesus Like Melchizedek
11 If perfection could have been attained through the Levitical priesthood—and indeed the law given to the people established that priesthood—why was there still need for another priest to come, one in the order of Melchizedek, not in the order of Aaron? 12 For when the priesthood is changed, the law must be changed also. 13 He of whom these things are said belonged to a different tribe, and no one from that tribe has ever served at the altar. 14 For it is clear that our Lord descended from Judah, and in regard to that tribe Moses said nothing about priests. 15 And what we have said is even more clear if another priest like Melchizedek appears, 16 one who has become a priest not on the basis of a regulation as to his ancestry but on the basis of the power of an indestructible life. 17 For it is declared:
“You are a priest forever,
in the order of Melchizedek.”[a]
18 The former regulation is set aside because it was weak and useless 19 (for the law made nothing perfect), and a better hope is introduced, by which we draw near to God.
i call bullshit...thats TOO exact
I'll accept she was birthed in a 7/11 on 7/11 but she was probably 8 pounds 6 ounces or even 7 pounds 5 ounces and they fudged that shit just for the record.
ain't nobody born 7 pounds 11 ounces on 7/11 IN a 7/11... fuck outta here
Bull Jive.
They prolly said "let's hang out at 7 11
and maybe make some tabloid news.
They were probably on their way to the hospital but the wife kept yelling at the husband to slow down because he was messing with her discount.
BGOL houses some heartless ass niggas, mayne!
True but not this time. I'm just surprised it was a black couple. But the 7/11 baby was so so predictable.
UPDATE: https://www.yahoo.com/news/baby-born-7-eleven-day-173818496.html
They hit the fam off w/ a little over $7K and some "baby stuff". Is this enough? Do you feel 7-Eleven would have given a white kid more?It's a nice gesture, but as a nationwide chain, I feel they could have done a bit more. $7K isn't much at all when it comes to college expenses.
Not knocking it, just saying it seems minimal in the grand scheme of things!
They hit the fam off w/ a little over $7K and some "baby stuff". Is this enough? Do you feel 7-Eleven would have given a white kid more?It's a nice gesture, but as a nationwide chain, I feel they could have done a bit more. $7K isn't much at all when it comes to college expenses.
Not knocking it, just saying it seems minimal in the grand scheme of things!
With 7 fingers and 11 toes?
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