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I remember back a few years I would smoke with this nigga named Jabbs and his 2 sisters. They had moved over into the area from Compton and were active bloods. Herb was the main thing we had in common so we would chop it up and smoke from time to time.

One day, this nigga Jabbs gets way too comfortable, telling me about the work he put in and one summer he said he was literally shot at every day until his pops moved them. As we are smoking, this nigga tells me he's got bodies....I try to play it off and just keep the session going, but then the nigga started to go into detail about how he got away with the shit :smh:

Told me he had 3 bodies, and said that when cats are living that lifestyle, they want their enemies to see their face as the last thing they see on this earth...Told me he had nightmares about every one of them, and said that "you want to have those nightmares" :smh:

Fast forward to this past Wed, I asked one of our mutual peoples what ever happened to him. She was like "Jabbs...:hmm: man that nigga is dead, he got shot and killed in Vegas a few years back"

Shit was surprising but not really considering how he went about shit. Last time I saw cuz he was on the 10 freeway headed East looking sad while his bitch was whippin the bucket.


Oh well, get it how you live....Any of the fam ever have this shit happen with the TMI
 
This girl that was my neighbor who was a prostitute since she was 11,cool female but messy one day she started pointing out all of the guys in the hood she slept with and gave gonorrhea too.it was so many,the health department came around searching for her by name and shit....I never asked her,never cared really but for some reason she would talk to me about a lot of things,shit I could careless about but I also learned that a whore is sneaky and will destroy you if she can and move on
 
34real said:
This girl that was my neighbor who was a prostitute since she was 11,cool female but messy one day she started pointing out all of the guys in the hood she slept with and gave gonorrhea too.it was so many,the health department came around searching for her by name and shit....I never asked her,never cared really but for some reason she would talk to me about a lot of things,shit I could careless about but I also learned that a whore is sneaky and will destroy you if she can and move on
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damn she was out there at 11


home life musta been shit
 
Cat told me his wife was shared with her homegirl’s husband as a birthday gift to the husband. This was before they got married, but still. I can’t erase that shit from my mind at all. And I see them all of the time.:smh:
 
I usually slip out the conversation like this...
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Funny you made this thread. Shit happened to me 2 days ago. Co-worker was telling me how bad his wife is at darts, and then he says, "She may suck at throwing darts, but, man, she does the most amazing things to my penis!" Me: "Dawg!"
 
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Me and my wife was chilling with one of my best friends and his wife. For some reason they always wanna talk about how we met, or how they met. This niggas start telling us what he was thinking when he first saw her like "Damn, she got some big ass titties". Granted her titties are huge, but I dont wanna talk about your wifes titties.
 
Llano said:
I already know you hear some wild shit.
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Yep.

I believe part of being a “good” teacher is to have the ability to connect with your students through trust, empathy, and understanding.

The consequence to that is you hear student’s deepest and darkest experiences.

And because many of my students are adults, I have a wide range of individuals so I hear a wide range of things.
 
I was at a housewarming party.... and this cute lil chocolate honey with tatts and a lot of silver jewelery on..

said Im sparking outside whose coming...me already buzzed from my own was like fuck it...


so I head out... and not too many people smoked there so it was me the gothic lookin sister and another couple....

the couple took two quick hits an bounced..

so then shorty and I were kickin it... she start tellin me how her parents disown her because she refuses

to be like them all extra religious and shit... long story short she pulls out another jizoint and lights up... now her eyes lookin like two slits...

she asked me what religion I was.. and before I could say anything she asked me if I ever tasted my blood...

I was like yea when Im at the dentist, she was like no silly have you drank your blood..

I was like why would I do that, when water works perfectly..

man listen this bitch started talkin about how black people are afraid of expanding their minds blah blah.. how she was gonna find an animal to sacrafice

and some stupid cac that will let her drink his blood..

I was like yo thats fuckin wild...

I was like Ill be right back, gottta take a leak...

I kept walkin an never looked back bruh!!

breah never trust a bitch who wears heavy eye make up and a lot of silver jewelery bruh...
 
20 years ago, a guy I used to know was hella drunk and told us about the night he raped a girl at a party in HS. We were in college at this point, but we all knew who/when he was talking about but this was the first we'd heard this story.

We all looked at him crazy... Real matter of factly, he said "you ain't never raped a bitch before?"

He denied that shit the next day, but :smh:
 
Mrfreddygoodbud said:
I was at a housewarming party.... and this cute lil chocolate honey with tatts and a lot of silver jewelery on..

said Im sparking outside whose coming...me already buzzed from my own was like fuck it...


so I head out... and not too many people smoked there so it was me the gothic lookin sister and another couple....

the couple took two quick hits an bounced..

so then shorty and I were kickin it... she start tellin me how her parents disown her because she refuses

to be like them all extra religious and shit... long story short she pulls out another jizoint and lights up... now her eyes lookin like two slits...

she asked me what religion I was.. and before I could say anything she asked me if I ever tasted my blood...

I was like yea when Im at the dentist, she was like no silly have you drank your blood..

I was like why would I do that, when water works perfectly..

man listen this bitch started talkin about how black people are afraid of expanding their minds blah blah.. how she was gonna find an animal to sacrafice

and some stupid cac that will let her drink his blood..

I was like yo thats fuckin wild...

I was like Ill be right back, gottta take a leak...

I kept walkin an never looked back bruh!!

breah never trust a bitch who wears heavy eye make up and a lot of silver jewelery bruh...
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Nice.

Those type of black women are very interesting.

I find I connect with those types better than most, but they can have the blood drinking shit. Outside of that, I rock with them pretty well.

I bet you she was into BDSM. You probably would have had permission to beat her ass.
 
Maxxam said:
20 years ago, a guy I used to know was hella drunk and told us about the night he raped a girl at a party in HS. We were in college at this point, but we all knew who/when he was talking about but this was the first we'd heard this story.

We all looked at him crazy... Real matter of factly, he said "you ain't never raped a bitch before?"

He denied that shit the next day, but :smh:
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Reminds me of time this guy I knew in college. Pretty popular cat, dude was a senior. We was all at the spot, had to be at least 8-10 deep. This dude starts bragging about smashing some 15 yr old. Never looked at him the same again.
 
Hooked up wit a chick wanted to smash since HS. After we smashed were lying in the bed she was like on the next round would you like me to stick my finger in your ass while your smashing me. I looked at that bitch like.....



She was like I was just making sure bec, I said Imma stop you right there. I said Im not sure what these niggas in Houston B doing but naw bitch Im good
 
woodchuck said:
A close friend that I love like a sister broke down the night she was gang raped. Shit was crazy uncomfortable.
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I was in bed with a broad and she felt comfortable then and there to tell me her story. Fuck man :smh: it was fucked up but some of it seemed like she shouldve known better. Just fucked up everything.
 
Oh yeah when I was out on deployment we had a reserve unit full of chicks in it in our AO. So I'm sitting around a couple of them and we got to talkin and during the course of conversation the oldest broad said "I need my medical benefits...shoot...I got a yeast infection, UTI and (some other pussy problem)..."

That convo was over...old bish growing yogurt in those panties.
 
djpolo said:
Hooked up wit a chick wanted to smash since HS. After we smashed were lying in the bed she was like on the next round would you like me to stick my finger in your ass while your smashing me. I looked at that bitch like.....



She was like I was just making sure bec, I said Imma stop you right there. I said Im not sure what these niggas in Houston B doing but naw bitch Im good
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Oh man these hoes be wild now. Bitches beg to lick my ass. Asking me to get on my back and lift up or bend over . I decline every time. They also try to slide a finger in the ass while getting pounded in missionary. Shit is a no go.
 
Was chopping it up with a co-worker of mine. Unprompted she says she hasn't showered in two days... Sniffs her pits and says she doesn't smell. :hmm::hmm::hmm:

And Yes, of course she is...don't bother asking
 

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