Exactly. It's cute when kids are struggling to blow out the candles but they're spitting all over the fucking cake. When I'm offered a slice, I'd be like "naw I had a nutrigrain bar in the car...I'm pretty full right now."
Funny thing: Somebody on Twitter said the Browns should Gettleman a gift basket, and one of the responses was: "And he'll probably send you Barkley in return."