Cohen's opening statement leaked: Directly links Trump to colluding with Russia

[Spectrum]

 

[fonzerrillii]

I just want to mention that we are all living in an era where "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" is now part of congressional record.

 

[yaBoi]

I just want to mention that we are all living in an era where "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" is now part of congressional record.

 

[Dr. Truth]

I just want to mention that we are all living in an era where "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" is now part of congressional record.

LOL

 

[zod16]

I just want to mention that we are all living in an era where "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" is now part of congressional record.

The dumbest motherfuckers asking questions like my five year old niece when she is angry. To be fair, they know their dumb cac base and this is about the level they are comfortable with.

 

[fonzerrillii]

I need to mention that Lenny Davis is doing this pro-bono because he is going to make WAAAAAYY MORE money from the publicity then he would have likely received from Cohen.

Hell I'd take on Cohen right now Pro Bono......... I'd make more money in my life... Just sitting behind Cohen during this testimony then I'd make if I filed 2000 bankruptcies.

 

[Camille]

@Entrepronegro

I assume this didnt apply to wonderful mulatto like yourself

He's an old white dude that lives in Texas.

 

[darth frosty]

The dumbest motherfuckers asking questions like my five year old niece when she is angry. To be fair, they know their dumb cac base and this is about the level they are comfortable with.

THIS

Especially toward the end when the one asshat kept asking will you be paid or make money off of this?!?

Ery'body bought to eat off this story

Lectures and selling memoirs

 

[grownazzblakman]

"Are you referring to ME... or the President??"

I spit out my coffee when he hit Gosar on the fucking jaw with this roundhouse!!!!!!!

^^ This. Agreed. Me too! I was like....

 

[Spectrum]

I just want to mention that we are all living in an era where "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" is now part of congressional record.

 

[Ing4life]

I spit out my coffee when he hit Gosar on the fucking jaw with this roundhouse!!!!!!!

CAC is a dentist.

 

[Spectrum]

She's asking Cohen will he commit to not writing a book about this? LOL... she's telling this man to commit to not make money after he just got disbarred...lmbaooo

 

[easy_b]

 

[exiledking]

 

[darth frosty]

Snl will be must see TV this weekend

And it's only Wednesday

 

[THE DRIZZY]

He's an old white dude that lives in Texas.

That explains a lot.

 

[darth frosty]

 

[sharkbait28]

I just want to mention that we are all living in an era where "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" is now part of congressional record.

That shit was incredibly embarrassing... this admin and it's sycophants are a shitshow without parallel in modern American history. Nothing really captures how insane this theater-of-the-absurd we're currently observing is

 

[Spectrum]

He keeps sonning the fuck out of Jordan.

 

[Dr. Truth]

Connelly with that Ether

 

[EPDC]

Finally someone mentions R.I.C.O.!!

 

[thismybgolname]

"Not once have you asked anything about Trump" - Cohen to Jordan

 

[grownazzblakman]

"You (Republicans) have not asked ONE SINGLE questions about President Trump." - Michael Cohen

Jim Jordan's Response....

 

[Dr. Truth]

This Higgins cracka is angry . Why is he so mad?

 

[Knuckles666]

What a waist of time.....

 

[fonzerrillii]

What a waist of time.....

How so?

 

[sharkbait28]

This Higgins cracka is angry . Why is he so mad?

He also literally looks like a cartoon

 

[BitchI'llKillYa]

https://www.instagram.com/breakingn...utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=2c3oai2hj4ba

Wow

 

[Dr. Truth]

Southern District coming for Trump LOL

 

[BitchI'llKillYa]

 

[fonzerrillii]

OH SHIT... So Cohen knows of another Act that the Southern District is investigating.

 

[darth frosty]

https://www.instagram.com/breakingn...utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=2c3oai2hj4ba

Wow

 

[BDR]

If it’s anything y’all take away from Cohens testimony Mueller/SDNY coming for Trump’s neck directly

 

[Maxxam]

Snl will be must see TV this weekend

Real life is more entertaining than anything SNL can come up with.

We're watching a skit right now

 

[fonzerrillii]

Man it's going to be hard for any of these Congressmen to Shake this dude..

Lawyers do this shit daily.....

I do give the Repubs credit for continuing to try.

 

[fonzerrillii]

HAHAHAHA... Cloud... is about to fuck up and lead Cohen to implicate Trumps current personal lawyer.

That's why he stopped him.


So every time they question him... It's going to be about.. OH YOU LIAR...