Whoever is on the other end of the bleeper must be a bad mudda fucker...
Gotta B Captain Marvel
Avengers:Infinity War ***Spoilers***
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Whoever is on the other end of the bleeper must be a bad mudda fucker...
Gotta B Captain Marvel
Actually Mach 8th, 2019... On International Women's Day
mayne i just like how Thor threw Stormbreaker, Thanos blasted back with the full UNLIMITED power of the infinity gauntlet...
...and Stormbreaker said fuck ALL that shit. BLA-OW!!! one to the chest.
Nah....even better. Thor lands and tells Thanos to his fucking face "I told you you were going to die for that." and pushed Stormbreaker deeper in his chest.
That was comic book Thor right there.
nitpicking here...but I don’t know that he did...one thing I remember reading in the comics that would be somewhat hard for the movie to capture is that it took a while for thanos to get accustomed to wielding the power of the infinity gauntlet...that’s what gave them a fighting chance...this wasn’t illustrated that well in the movie but imo it explains why they had a fighting shot when they were fighting him on his home planet and why thor was able to even hit him w/ stormbreaker
this has a nice beat.
Thor got shit done tho.
Ok I'm on the ship who are you morons?
Oh Thanos your dad....OH..you hate him? I feel you I hate my brother and sister but loved them now my brother dead and I had to kill my sister who took my eye so I feel you..
ALSO I'm going here to get this weapon to kill Thanos cause I told him that's where I'm going to go. So Im taking a ship.
Oh yea I'm taking this food...but it's our food...ha not anymore.
Also hey..you...rabbit..yea you...clearly you're the captain. Come with me. You morons do whatever else you trying to do we OUT.
Ok I'm on the ship who are you morons?
Oh Thanos your dad....OH..you hate him? I feel you I hate my brother and sister but loved them now my brother dead and I had to kill my sister who took my eye so I feel you..
ALSO I'm going here to get this weapon to kill Thanos cause I told him that's where I'm going to go. So Im taking a ship.
Oh yea I'm taking this food...but it's our food...ha not anymore.
Also hey..you...rabbit..yea you...clearly you're the captain. Come with me. You morons do whatever else you trying to do we OUT.
Ha!!!
But let's be real for a minute who on the Guardians is going to step to Thor and tell him what he can or can't do?
If you think that’s crazy, I went to check seats and the whole middle all the way to the back are taken!!
They ain't even know him that's they funny part.
They didn't know he was Thor or he is a God or he could wipe the floor with them.
But they DID see that when they squared up he looked at them like they were children and didn't see them as a threat. And did what he wanted to do in such a commanding way that they knew that anyone surviving in space and doing that shit like that is not someone they should actually fuck with.
Like Drax said
"That's not a dude, you're a dude. That's a man!"
Caught the 2pm 3d show yesterday. Was high as a kite. Flick was great. Skylord simp ass fucked the whole thing up. But Dr.Strange did say this was the only way it could be (for them to win). Guess we have to wait until next year to find out.
Side note: I need to see more movies high in 3d.
Side note: I need to see more movies high in 3d.
Thanos had Hulk shook after catching those hands.
Quinn or Drak might step to him. But they're morons. And morons gotta moron.
And shot out to Batista. Dude is crazy funny. Like every word out his mouth is gold in this movie. He's is always in support roles and he might not ever get starring roles like the Rock. But he is quickly becoming one of the best low-key scene stealers in movies.
Awwww shit son. The rest of my night is planned out. I need another blunt or two and a movie ticket.
I'd like to see both them dudes in an action film together, playing off one another. Could be hilarious.
Comes out next year.
Ok got cha, I'm new to this marvel shit but kinda got a understand...
I'm sure they have someone that can deal with Thanos....
Would he be that tough without those stones, I'm guessing no but I have to ask
They did their thing, two movies within 3 months....(Back Panther - a first timer that the faithfuls will say is way over due, the other is collection like none other)
Dope ass fucking movie, the only thing that kept me from convulsing and having a panic attack was i know they're making Black Panther 2 , Red Skull was a nice surprise, all those characters dying was wild, glad to see nick fury and when he alerted captain marvel at the end i was like 
, Red Skull was a nice surprise, all those characters dying was wild, glad to see nick fury and when he alerted captain marvel at the end i was like 
he fought alongside the guardians of the galaxy and most marvel galactic heroes against the annihilation wave... even though drax killed him at the end.
Everytime I see that splash page I think Thanos is saying "interesting", to seeing a small little piece of pussy right in front of his eyes.
Got his ass beat so bad in the beginning he ain't want no smoke the whole movie
Man this one thing my moms told me last nite....
She was weak, she I don't want to say yo much but I gotta say this....
"That big purple man, beat the hulk so bad, Banner kept trying to get him to come out and dude ain't want none"
thought he was going put the pistol in thanos mouth and pull that trigger, he go full retard gun butting him
there's a good bootleg on the Firestick
but i'm waiting on my IMAX 3D date...
I read the 1st 3 posts....
I'M OUT!
but i'm waiting on my IMAX 3D date...
I read the 1st 3 posts....
I'M OUT!
watch it in the theater 1st
Well he wiped out planets without the stones. The stones make him ten times tougher.
The monsters that appeared in Wakanda looked very Venom like.
with ppl like the ebony maw with you, u dont need the stones to wipe out planets.
Thoroughly enjoyed this one. Other than being disappointed in not seeing more of the hulk after he got his ass kicked.
Curious if this will catch BP in ticket sales. The women in our crew said they were not interested in seeing it again like they were for BP.
The ending had a "The Leftovers" feel to it.
Curious if this will catch BP in ticket sales. The women in our crew said they were not interested in seeing it again like they were for BP.
The ending had a "The Leftovers" feel to it.
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