Avengers:Infinity War ***Spoilers***

Quill: Don't call us plucky. We don't know what that means. Yes were optimistic but your plan sucks so let me do the plan and that way it won't suck.

Drax: Tell him about the danceoff to save the universe.

Stark: What dance off?

Quill: It's not a...

Peter: Like in Footloose the movie?

Quill: EXACTLY LIKE FOOTLOOSE!...Is it still the greatest movie in history?

Peter: It never was!

:lol::lol::lol::roflmao3:
 
Why did Heimdall only send the Hulk to Earth? I was confused as to why he didn’t send Thor as well. Did Heimdall know something?
Hulk was the only one there who wasn't an Asgardian (or a part of the Black Order, working for Thanos).

So Heimdall sent Banner back to earth to warn Doctor Strange....because he knew that Doc Strange had the Time Stone... so he was trying to protect (at least one of) the Infinity Stones from falling into the hands of Thanos.

He didn't send Thor because Thor would never 'willingly' ABANDON all the Asgardians during their 'final battle' for survival. Thor would drop everything he was doing to participate.... if he was somewhere else .

Send someone else. Anyone else. :dunno: But not any Asgardians. :smh: And definitely not Thor. :smh:
Thor would 'fight to the death' for his people. And Heimdall knew it.

Plus, Thor would never forgive Heimdall for 'sending him away' right in the middle of such a melee. :hmm:
Thor would rather 'die with honor'... than RUN. (or get 'tagged out' of that Royal Rumble so unexpectedly. :rolleyes:)
 
Just got back and wow I wasn't expecting that shit.

Thanos is all about that life, gave Hulk the beats and had him shook
and caught two bodies in the first few minutes (Loki and Heimdall).
Red Skull having the Soul Stone was a total shock.
Thor was that dude. I'm loving the Stormbreaker.
I knew they weren't gonna kill Cap and Ironman maybe in part two one of them might die.
The ending was like whoa, Black Panther, Spidey and Bucky dying had me like :eek2:
They killed more than I thought they would and how they gonna bring them all back.

Overall a really good movie 4out of 5 stars
 
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I’ll give it a B- / a rare tragedy in a big summer popcorn film

  • A lot of stuff going on... always fun when the villain wins
  • Thanos went home and watched the sunset (all he needed was some wings)
  • Red skull cameo was surprising ...I thought it was Skelator
  • Hulk was shook trying to slapbox with a titan and couldn’t get his rage back up
  • Giant Tyrion making super hammers
  • Vision was the weakest link
  • Doctor Strange knows how to beat Thanos ...he’s powerful
  • Captain Marvel was Nick Fury plan B
 
Everyone who appeared post the first avengers got nuked. Panther, Falcon, Vision, Wanda, Pietro, Peter. Maybe the only one is ant man, but we need to check the timeline.
 
Everyone who appeared post the first avengers got nuked. Panther, Falcon, Vision, Wanda, Pietro, Peter. Maybe the only one is ant man, but we need to check the timeline.

Yep! I believe Ant Man will become dust as well. I’m pretty sure everything that happens in that movie will coincide with the Avengers and he gets merked too.
 
Laughing at the early comments from the fam thinking these deaths are permanent... come on people. They are coming back..


BUt.......

What this shit does.. (if the Fox/Disney merge completes in time) will allow Disney an easy way to bring in the The X-men and Fantastic Four in a Unified Remade Universe.

Theory on how they come back? I need to know something cause this shit got me confused af.:confused:
 
What was interesting was Rocket starting to realize that Thor isn't someone to fuck with. When Thor said how he's 1500 years old that should of been a hint to everyone.
I think gamora drax and mantis knew he was of god dna by the way they discribed him. But rocket and thor was a nice pairing. Probably the best chemistry wise.
 
I always like the star scream characters... The 2nd in command who could be first if it wasn't for the other guy.. I def like it when they don't have a don't give a fuck personality and really want that number 1 spot... Only thing missing was maw thirst for being numero uno... He was a loyal number 2 though and was giving sermons after murdering nigs
That dude’s death specches was sooo ill. That nigga warmed the mic up for thanos. When hulk swing on thanos, maw told his henchmen to chill” let him have his fun”. You already knew .
 
Yep! I believe Ant Man will become dust as well. I’m pretty sure everything that happens in that movie will coincide with the Avengers and he gets merked too.
This is clearly speculation, but it wouldn't surprise me if Hank Pym and Wasp disintegrate towards the end of Ant Man and the Wasp, or in a credit scene. It'd be a way to tie the end of that film to this and give Ant-Man a personal stake in the war against Thanos. There's also been a rumor that they casted an older actress for Cassie Lang, than the young lady that played her in the first two films. Now that could be for Ant Man 3, but it could also be a way for them to introduce Stinger as his number 2, in Avengers 4; at least until Wasp is brought back like everyone else.
 
I completely forgot but when Quill called Thanos Grimace, I was the only one in the theater lmfao..

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Hulk was the only one there who wasn't an Asgardian (or a part of the Black Order, working for Thanos).

So Heimdall sent Banner back to earth to warn Doctor Strange....because he knew that Doc Strange had the Time Stone... so he was trying to protect (at least one of) the Infinity Stones from falling into the hands of Thanos.

He didn't send Thor because Thor would never 'willingly' ABANDON all the Asgardians during their 'final battle' for survival. Thor would drop everything he was doing to participate.... if he was somewhere else .

Send someone else. Anyone else. :dunno: But not any Asgardians. :smh: And definitely not Thor. :smh:
Thor would 'fight to the death' for his people. And Heimdall knew it.

Plus, Thor would never forgive Heimdall for 'sending him away' right in the middle of such a melee. :hmm:
Thor would rather 'die with honor'... than RUN. (or get 'tagged out' of that Royal Rumble so unexpectedly. :rolleyes:)

And they also needed him to replace Silver Surfer from the comics...
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I’ll give it a B- / a rare tragedy in a big summer popcorn film

  • A lot of stuff going on... always fun when the villain wins
  • Thanos went home and watched the sunset (all he needed was some wings)
  • Red skull cameo was surprising ...I thought it was Skelator
  • Hulk was shook trying to slapbox with a titan and couldn’t get his rage back up
  • Giant Tyrion making super hammers
  • Vision was the weakest link
  • Doctor Strange knows how to beat Thanos ...he’s powerful
  • Captain Marvel was Nick Fury plan B

Man if Thanos would of pulled out a chicken box I would of lost my shit.
 
I haven't felt this torn after leaving the theater since I saw LOTR:FOTR. Totally satisfied epic movie experience but completely unsettled by the ending. I wasn't ready and I know the lore comics and MCU. Favorite Avengers movie by far 3rd favorite MCU movie overall.
 
Time travel but not with stone but a Stark invention which is why strange gave the time stone to thanos in exchange for starks life because he knew Stark had to survive to create the time machine

Either that, or he went back to a younger stark to lay the foundation to beat Thanos.

Captain Marvel being set in the 90's tell me how this is going to go down.
 
Quill: Don't call us plucky. We don't know what that means. Yes were optimistic but your plan sucks so let me do the plan and that way it won't suck.

Drax: Tell him about the danceoff to save the universe.

Stark: What dance off?

Quill: It's not a...

Peter: Like in Footloose the movie?

Quill: EXACTLY LIKE FOOTLOOSE!...Is it still the greatest movie in history?

Peter: It never was!

:lol::lol::lol::roflmao3:

The look on Tony's face after this said it all! LMBAO!!!!
 
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