You in bed sleeping

Varis

Rising Star
BGOL Investor
You hear the bed room door open and you look over and see this
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depending on the day... Try to jump out my window, maybe try to communicate with it to see if it mean any harm, pull out something sharp or flammable and go in defense mode, if bro here scream get the gun and let off, be in state of shock and damn near can't move
 
Glock 21 on the night stand, I ain’t got time for uninvited bullshit

Yea. My first instinct is to see if the fucker bleeds. If it can then it can be killed. Unload a whole clip in his lil creepy ass. It could be friendly though. I’d never know because I’ll use the ‘he broke into my house trespassing ‘ defense to send his lil funky ass into whatever afterlife he has.
 
I'd be like pass the weed bitch..

He look like he just smoked some primo shit

Like he got a really good plug....

I'd come off my weed hiatus to test his smoke
 
I'm old and out of shape but...that little grinning bastard would get everything I have left and his dentist would be a busy MF'ER by the time wad done.
 
I got nothing to say. Shit was funny as Hell. But I'd have to admit my atheist ass would start praying.

:lol::roflmao3::lol2:
 
Then it sprints to your bed from the door with the quickness like a rodent or a roach before you can react.

:eek2:
 
I keep my shotgun on my side of the bed right beside my head board in arms reach. Like someone already said, no lock, one in the chamber, weapon on safety. If you stick that head in the door I got six on it that you won't do it twice.
 
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