HBO: Insecure -- Season 5 Official Discussion Thread (Final Season)

I like this show. It needs one of the sisters to get a side thing going with a dude 20-30 years older. The kind of dude (like me) that specializes in making her pussy holler and scream. Kind of dude that teaches her how to make the dudes in her age group coming back for more...IJS. One of my women, btw, just celebrated her birthday last week by getting "ate out" for 3 hours by me...
 
Issa
went through a wave of emotion tonight. Mad at Daniel then forgiveness then mad. Then cool to go to the party then fine when Lawrence was gonna be there then mad when she got blocked then kept her cool then he walks in and she's trying to get wasted.
Exits out of the party here comes good guy Lawrence who actually don't owe her shit I mean SHE cheated, but see how friends be when they not really YOUR friends? She fucked another cat and everybody acted like HE was wrong for moving on...even though if they had took the time to ask they would've known they ain't even dating and they work together. But don't let facts get in the way of a good shaming.
She was right to feel how she felt about Daniel.
I guess she's OK for getting all those things out about Lawrence but really she was lashing out over the situation and she realized that when she got home cause they said some shit they can't take back tonight.


Molly
LOL
I don't know why she thought she would come before his wife? You're like a side piece that's sanctioned. You cool and all and he likes your vagina but his wife comes first. Told her hang back after he fucked and nutted in her in the bathroom. Clearly he just getting his nuts off but trying to keep it friendly. Candace probably agrees to it for the reason that he's acting right now like she's the only woman in the world who matters. It is what it is.


BUTTER NIGGA


Lawrence.
Just one of them relationship dudes. I'm him. He even told ol girl I'm not trying to move too fast which like, it's weird. When you tell women stuff they hear what they want to hear sometimes. He just got through saying yea nah we just cool
and she said OK COOL how about you take me to your friends bday party knowing that if he said no it would make things hella weird between them immediately.
He couldn't laugh at the jokes and had to comfort her though she shouldn't have been there in the first place. He was honest, up front, his ex is going to be there and all that and still ended up having to console TWO WOMEN
Well he tried to console 2 women and then Issa went off on him and he called her a hoe. And he also had a right to WONDER how many ppl was she fucking? He had to psycho9logically beat the truth out of her the 1st time so why would he believe her now? The old it's not the first time you cheated it's the first time you got caught theory. Issa tried to punch him the gut and step on his dream with the app she knew that's what would really hurt him and she went for it and immediately regretted it

Like in any other setting everyone would say she was WRONG for fucking another nigga, shitting on him dealing with depression and clowning one of his life dreams
BUT
women
lol
fuck all that it's all good!
right?!?
:bravo::cheers:
 
I like this show. It needs one of the sisters to get a side thing going with a dude 20-30 years older. The kind of dude (like me) that specializes in making her pussy holler and scream. Kind of dude that teaches her how to make the dudes in her age group coming back for more...IJS. One of my women, btw, just celebrated her birthday last week by getting "ate out" for 3 hours by me...


Ninja what???... 3 hours my dude??? For a side chick???
 
TeamLawrence is just running up the score at this point. While he's chilling with Indian Alicia Keys from work, Issa's tearing up all the IKEA shit at her spot. She went from taking revenge nuts to the face to facing a rent hike all on her own. By next week Issa's gonna need a roommate, a second job, and a life coach -- Lawrence will only need a condom. And shout out to Lil Rell for shooting his shot. Too bad Messy Molly's gonna fuck that up with the quickness.
 
Ninja what???... 3 hours my dude??? For a side chick???

He said that shit like it's the thing to do
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The bitch just laid there for 3 full episodes of Game of Thrones and didn't ask the nigga for no wood?

Yeah...aight.
 
I like this show. It needs one of the sisters to get a side thing going with a dude 20-30 years older. The kind of dude (like me) that specializes in making her pussy holler and scream. Kind of dude that teaches her how to make the dudes in her age group coming back for more...IJS. One of my women, btw, just celebrated her birthday last week by getting "ate out" for 3 hours by me...

It don't take me 3 hours to make a woman throw in the towel.
Straight up acting like she got the itis after I'm finished with time left to go watch some narcos
 
One of my women, btw, just celebrated her birthday last week by getting "ate out" for 3 hours by me...

Ninja what???... 3 hours my dude??? For a side chick???

He said that shit like it's the thing to do
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The bitch just laid there for 3 full episodes of Game of Thrones and didn't ask the nigga for no wood?

Yeah...aight.

LOL...funny, cause I was thinking, um, 3 hours?!? I don't even want that...make me cum, give me dick and put me to sleep.

It could be my age, but, shit, we don't have time for all that 3 hours shit...
 
Ninja what???... 3 hours my dude??? For a side chick???

He said that shit like it's the thing to do
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The bitch just laid there for 3 full episodes of Game of Thrones and didn't ask the nigga for no wood?

Yeah...aight.

It don't take me 3 hours to make a woman throw in the towel.
Straight up acting like she got the itis after I'm finished with time left to go watch some narcos

Yea 3 hours.

He walked in here like

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but left like

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This ep was dope, made up for last week


The whole Issa/Daniel head thing is kind of corny. It's a tired stereotype that I'm shocked to see a show with a black cast and writer's room perpetuate. Black women are out here sucking dick, balls and some eating ass :dunno: Too much is being made of him nutting in her face, but it seems like the much ado they made about it was for the "I bet he's a real fucking gentleman" haymaker Lawrence threw during the argument.

Lawrence one of those sucka for love niggas man. He needs to be in a relationship, he knows nothing about just getting pussy.

I knew Molly was going to give up the pussy in the bathroom as soon as she got up, :smh:


Lastly, there will be NO carrot cake slander on my watch.


Ninja what???... 3 hours my dude??? For a side chick???
Old head had to put in the mouf work, cause dick DON'T work
 
LOL...funny, cause I was thinking, um, 3 hours?!? I don't even want that...make me cum, give me dick and put me to sleep.

It could be my age, but, shit, we don't have time for all that 3 hours shit...

Thank you! Nobody does!

3 hours of straight head sounds like hell, giving or receiving.

It's like what kind of epic shit can you do down there that makes 3 hours go by like it's nothing?

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Molly
LOL
I don't know why she thought she would come before his wife? You're like a side piece that's sanctioned. You cool and all and he likes your vagina but his wife comes first. Told her hang back after he fucked and nutted in her in the bathroom. Clearly he just getting his nuts off but trying to keep it friendly. Candace probably agrees to it for the reason that he's acting right now like she's the only woman in the world who matters. It is what it is.

Lawrence.
Just one of them relationship dudes. I'm him. He even told ol girl I'm not trying to move too fast which like, it's weird. When you tell women stuff they hear what they want to hear sometimes. He just got through saying yea nah we just cool
and she said OK COOL how about you take me to your friends bday party knowing that if he said no it would make things hella weird between them immediately.
He couldn't laugh at the jokes and had to comfort her though she shouldn't have been there in the first place. He was honest, up front, his ex is going to be there and all that and still ended up having to console TWO WOMEN
Well he tried to console 2 women and then Issa went off on him and he called her a hoe. And he also had a right to WONDER how many ppl was she fucking? He had to psycho9logically beat the truth out of her the 1st time so why would he believe her now? The old it's not the first time you cheated it's the first time you got caught theory. Issa tried to punch him the gut and step on his dream with the app she knew that's what would really hurt him and she went for it and immediately regretted it

Tonights episode was so on point that I almost clapped when it was over. That "my nigga" bit Issa did and when Molly said "niggas out here watching Pornhub thinking they can do that shit in real life had me rollin:lol::lol::roflmao: The scene where Issa and Daniel were on the phone was so on point because I know every man has been in that situation where you say something and the woman twist it all around and get mad and you're looking just like Daniel was like "huh" and they're just going off That thing with Molly is stupid and would never work because even if a couple has a open relationship the number rule is gonna be no fucking people we both know and especially are good friends with, now she sitting there looking stupid and finally seeing she is a side chick
 
Oh, I forgot to mention. I believe that whole "open relationship" is bullshit and it's a brewing storyline


Tonights episode was so on point that I almost clapped when it was over. That "my nigga" bit Issa did and when Molly said "niggas out here watching Pornhub thinking they can do that shit in real life had me rollin:lol::lol::roflmao: The scene where Issa and Daniel were on the phone was so on point because I know every man has been in that situation where you say something and the woman twist it all around and get mad and you're looking just like Daniel was like "huh" and they're just going off That thing with Molly is stupid and would never work because even if a couple has a open relationship the number rule is gonna be no fucking people we both know and especially are good friends with, now she sitting there looking stupid and finally seeing she is a side chick



This
 
I'm still having a hard time connecting with this show.

A couple of people I'm friends with do - either because they're so far disconnected from this part of their life "meaning being single," or they think the characters, in general, make dumb AF decisions. Lots of my married friends are done with it. I find humor in much of it but the characters are pretty dumb lol
 
A couple of people I'm friends with do - either because they're so far disconnected from this part of their life "meaning being single," or they think the characters, in general, make dumb AF decisions. Lots of my married friends are done with it. I find humor in much of it but the characters are pretty dumb lol

The characters are definitely dumb, but I'm guessing that's what makes it entertaining. For example, Issa's reaction to getting cum on her face.

She acted like he stood up and blasted in her face :lol:

She had it in her hand, she pointed it there and knows what happens when there's a climax. Or does she? :confused:

And Molly consigning the fake anger.

Or the fact that Lawrence saw a Facebook pic with Issa and Daniel and stills feels bad about bringing his new friend around. Bullshit emotions that most men wouldn't feel, she cheated on him so it's whatever.
 
The characters are definitely dumb, but I'm guessing that's what makes it entertaining. For example, Issa's reaction to getting cum on her face.

She acted like he stood up and blasted in her face :lol:

She had it in her hand, she pointed it there and knows what happens when there's a climax. Or does she? :confused:

And Molly consigning the fake anger.

Or the fact that Lawrence saw a Facebook pic with Issa and Daniel and stills feels bad about bringing his new friend around. Bullshit emotions that most men wouldn't feel, she cheated on him so it's whatever.
The whole thing with Daniel would have made more sense to me if she hadn't went to a blow job class earlier in the show. I'm like what the fuck did ya'll talk about in that class?

Still laughing at Issa for calling Daniel petty. She cheated on her boyfriend. Told Daniel he was just a jump off, but now she feeling disrespected because Daniel tried to compare the two situations.
 
The whole thing with Daniel would have made more sense to me if she hadn't went to a blow job class earlier in the show. I'm like what the fuck did ya'll talk about in that class?

Still laughing at Issa for calling Daniel petty. She cheated on her boyfriend. Told Daniel he was just a jump off, but now she feeling disrespected because Daniel tried to compare the two situations.

That last part was the only realistic thing in the show, basically showing how women twist your words to mean something you didn't say.
 
Ninja what???... 3 hours my dude??? For a side chick???

He don't know the ear hole from the asshole, she was probably squirming and jerking because he was licking her knees and he's thinking "She can't take it"!:lol:

He said that shit like it's the thing to do
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The bitch just laid there for 3 full episodes of Game of Thrones and didn't ask the nigga for no wood?

Yeah...aight.

It don't take me 3 hours to make a woman throw in the towel.
Straight up acting like she got the itis after I'm finished with time left to go watch some narcos

Yea 3 hours.

LOL...funny, cause I was thinking, um, 3 hours?!? I don't even want that...make me cum, give me dick and put me to sleep.

It could be my age, but, shit, we don't have time for all that 3 hours shit...

He walked in here like

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but left like

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And the internet remains undefeated.....
 
That last part was the only realistic thing in the show, basically showing how women twist your words to mean something you didn't say.
It's funny you mention that. It was obvious Daniel didn't do what he did as some sort of revenge tactic. Yet, some review I read called out Daniel as if he was purposely being an asshole. I'm like the dude made it clear he was not trying to disrespect her in any way.
 
It's funny you mention that. It was obvious Daniel didn't do what he did as some sort of revenge tactic. Yet, some review I read called out Daniel as if he was purposely being an asshole. I'm like the dude made it clear he was not trying to disrespect her in any way.

I honestly don't think Daniel is a bad guy - I think Issa just doesn't know how to date and takes everything out of context. But, that's what insecure people do: always think shit is something else than it is or always think its about you, when it's not.

Daniel probably should have tread real lightly coming back into her life - especially after how she played him with the whole "you were just an itch I wanted to scratch" line. I don't even believe calling other women bitches, but that was a bitch move on her part. If I were Daniel, ain't no way I'd give her another chance after you play me like that...
 
It's funny you mention that. It was obvious Daniel didn't do what he did as some sort of revenge tactic. Yet, some review I read called out Daniel as if he was purposely being an asshole. I'm like the dude made it clear he was not trying to disrespect her in any way.

Yeah if I would've read that review I wouldn't have been able to respect their point of view.

I honestly don't think Daniel is a bad guy - I think Issa just doesn't know how to date and takes everything out of context. But, that's what insecure people do: always think shit is something else than it is or always think its about you, when it's not.

Daniel probably should have tread real lightly coming back into her life - especially after how she played him with the whole "you were just an itch I wanted to scratch" line. I don't even believe calling other women bitches, but that was a bitch move on her part. If I were Daniel, ain't no way I'd give her another chance after you play me like that...

Daniel's a "Great" guy! I don't know any man who would've handled getting cum on her face like that. She would've been told to GTFOH with that bullshit.
 
I honestly don't think Daniel is a bad guy - I think Issa just doesn't know how to date and takes everything out of context. But, that's what insecure people do: always think shit is something else than it is or always think its about you, when it's not.

Daniel probably should have tread real lightly coming back into her life - especially after how she played him with the whole "you were just an itch I wanted to scratch" line. I don't even believe calling other women bitches, but that was a bitch move on her part. If I were Daniel, ain't no way I'd give her another chance after you play me like that...


You'd give her chance, but only to smut her out and play her to the left. Never take her serious though. Basically the same thing apt bae did.
 
I like this show. It needs one of the sisters to get a side thing going with a dude 20-30 years older. The kind of dude (like me) that specializes in making her pussy holler and scream. Kind of dude that teaches her how to make the dudes in her age group coming back for more...IJS. One of my women, btw, just celebrated her birthday last week by getting "ate out" for 3 hours by me...
3hrs? you need yo ass kicked
 
I honestly don't think Daniel is a bad guy - I think Issa just doesn't know how to date and takes everything out of context. But, that's what insecure people do: always think shit is something else than it is or always think its about you, when it's not.

Daniel probably should have tread real lightly coming back into her life - especially after how she played him with the whole "you were just an itch I wanted to scratch" line. I don't even believe calling other women bitches, but that was a bitch move on her part. If I were Daniel, ain't no way I'd give her another chance after you play me like that...

Exactly Daniel should be thru with Issa
Lawrence too
Nico too
 
I hope that's the set up for Season 3... Issa being alone and really trying to figure out her own way without hoeing or being in a relationship.

yup i know a few PEOPLE who go to the extremes in each direction instead of finding balance.
Lots of people still don't even see Issa is broken and been broken and is insecure.
A fully functioning Lawrence wouldn't be with an Issa with the way she is.
Her fucking around on him broke his heart and shocked his system into getting himself together.
When she couldn't even say that she wasn't still fucking the dude that broke up their life together....
yea
 
Been preoccupied with the Save "Dark Matter" the series campaign.... but I finally took the time to watch this since my Vols were getting beat down... Great episode..

I'll probably step in with my 2 cents later.

ZERO complaints with last nights soundtrack. They have been on a role lately. Even through in 2 songs from Van Jess.

I'm tripping though that the song that I liked the most was from Leikeli47.... I didn't even know Ol'girl sang. I just knew she wrapped.

Why doesn't she sing more often. She has some skills.

 
Hopefully Lawrence puts the arch in her back by the season finale.:yes:
BTW, did anyone else peep how much Issa is paying in rent?? $1150 for a 1 bedroom, trap house-style apartment in Inglewood. Cost of living in LA is some bullshit...


I don't understand how regular 9 to 5'ers even make it in that city.
 
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