Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?

Wife and I wished a Dragon came over to Jon Snow to be greeted. I almost think they did that from that initial fly by. That Dragon came right over his shoulder. I don't recall any scenes like that without Danny and Tyrian unless the Dragons were going to burn you.
l.

that is true @ the dragon flew right over him right after he said he's not a stark
 
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Everyone wants to be the Queen but no one wants a King. Back to Westeros with an episode of couples therapy, a lot of scenes with two characters hashing out details from past, present and possible future. Here are my stretched out observations from season 7 episode 3 "The Queens Justice"
  • Jon meets the Dothraki welcoming party... and they want to bring da ruckus
  • Tyrion killed Davos son at the Blackwater
  • Go for it Onion Knight.... I don't see a lot of brown sugar around here where ya from Missendrei?
  • Rhagael buzzed the tower like maverick in Top Gun
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo1_400.gif

  • That exact moment Jon said "I'm not a stark" a dragon flew over his head
  • Mellisandre brought Earth Wind Ice and Fire together without the horn section
  • Dear spider I have to die here in this strange country just like you
  • Missendrei reads Danaerys wikipedia page as Jon enters her throne room
  • More history as Torrehen Stark "the king who knelt" is brought up
  • My father (your grandfather) was an evil man.... I apologize for House Targaryen
  • Jon trying to convince Danaerys of the Night king is like trying to convince CACs of police brutality.
  • tumblr_otyjzsQVYD1svpp7to7_400.gif

  • I have faith in me not the gods.... Danaerys Westeros first atheist
  • Jon has to check Davos before he tells family secrets "took a knife to the heart..."
  • I'm the Queen, I'm the Queen, I'm the Queen, etc etc....
  • Varys with the war report from Dorne
  • Iron Born pull Theon aboard like a bluefin tuna out of the Atlantic ocean
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo4_400.gif

  • Euron enters Kings Landing like he's in a Mardi Gras Parade
  • Citizens of Flea Bottom are Philadelphia sports fans.... they cheer for anyone who wins a game
  • The starving commoners of Flea Bottom always have plenty of food to throw at whores?
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo5_400.gif

  • Cersei looking like the Christmas production of The Black Swan
  • Ellaria and Tyene Sand look at Zombie mountain with fear.
  • Euron wants that Queen booty and asks Jamie for some freaky cliff notes
  • Cersei stays up at night listening to The Jacksons "Torture" maxi-cassette
  • Gargamel reverse engineers the poison used to kill Myrcella in Dorne
  • tumblr_otyee5NPcm1vyce2eo4_400.gif
    tumblr_otyee5NPcm1vyce2eo9_400.gif

  • Tyene gets hit with the Charly Baltimore, while sexy "mama" has to watch in perpetuity
  • Turned on by torture, Cersei is the only one to bend a knee(s) all night - Twincest
  • The Iron Bank have come to collect on the outstanding credit card balance of the realm
  • Sometimes tragedies are necessary to restore order - the Hiroshima theory
  • Jon's not hot wearing all that fur while in the south?? he's worried it'll get stolen?
  • tumblr_otynqaC7Sd1wvx1q7o2_400.gif

  • Tyrion negotiates to give Jon Dragonglass
  • Watching dragons like seagulls, Danaerys says they're named after my brothers Rhaegar and Viserys
  • Sansa turned into the cool supervisor since Jon left... Lady Squirrel preparing for winter
  • Littlefingers advice for Sansa is as effective as Allen Iverson's work ethic
  • Littlefinger's shook realizing Maester Luwin has 33k raven scrolls on a private server
  • Bran returns to Winterfell sounding like Jaden Smith
  • Bran has been smoking way too much weirwood tree, now he's the creepiest man in Sansa’s life.
  • tumblr_otxon2sgqR1ukps5lo1_500.gif

  • Who has less emotion? Kawhi Lenoard or Bran Stark
  • Archmaester isn't touching Jorah, without a 4 foot pole
  • Ser Jorah you’re free of greyscale you can go back to being rejected by the woman you love.
  • Sams punishment for disobedience... become the Citadel's xerox machine
  • First time look at Casterly Rock of the Westerlands
  • tumblr_otxs87SHm41u034pso1_500.gif

  • Tyrion created a Hoe-Door underground like he was living down on Fraggle Rock
  • Give me 10 good men and I'll impregnate the bitch - props to Bronn
  • Young Obama has been tricked Al Queda is nowhere to be found and his ships are destroyed
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo9_400.gif
  • Tyrion has entered Rob Ryan territory living off of family reputation, he's a terrible general
  • War is about deception and misdirection, Lannister army is in the Reach
  • Highgarden is supposed to be most beautiful keep in all of 7 kingdoms (unimpressive)
  • There's Bronn and Randyl Tarly with Jamie Lannister blasting "Ante Up" while Lady Olenna looks on
  • tumblr_otyrixSF6P1ub5aypo1_500.gif

  • tumblr_otxt488wS61wt3ar8o4_r1_500.gif

  • The LGBT crew of the south didn't put up much resistance to Samurai Lannister forces
  • Granny Lemon Cakes smells defeat and sings a few bars of Tywinn's diss record towards the Reynes of Castemere
  • "There are many lessons in failures" "You must be quite wise by now"
  • As much poison in play tonight I expected a cameo from Brett Michaels
  • R.I.P Queen of Thorns... but not without one last kick to the nuts "I killed Joffery"
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo10_400.gif

  • Can Cersei hold on to a 28-3 lead in the 3rd quarter... or will she go full Atlanta Falcons?

tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo6_400.gif
 
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Everyone wants to be the Queen but no one wants a King. Back to Westeros with an episode of couples therapy, a lot of scenes with two characters hashing out details from past, present and possible future. Here are my stretched out observations from season 7 episode 3 "The Queens Justice"
  • Jon meets the Dothraki welcoming party... and they want to bring da ruckus
  • Tyrion killed Davos son at the Blackwater
  • Go for it Onion Knight.... I don't see a lot of brown sugar around here where ya from Missendrei?
  • Rhagael buzzed the tower like maverick in Top Gun
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo1_400.gif

  • That exact moment Jon said "I'm not a stark" a dragon flew over his head
  • Mellisandre brought Earth Wind Ice and Fire together without the horn section
  • Dear spider I have to die here in this strange country just like you
  • Missendrei reads Danaerys wikipedia page as Jon enters her throne room
  • More history as Torrehen Stark "the king who knelt" is brought up
  • My father (your grandfather) was an evil man.... I apologize for House Targaryen
  • Jon trying to convince Danaerys of the Night king is like trying to convince CACs of police brutality.
  • tumblr_otyjzsQVYD1svpp7to7_400.gif

  • I have faith in me not the gods.... Danaerys Westeros first atheist
  • Jon has to check Davos before he tells family secrets "took a knife to the heart..."
  • I'm the Queen, I'm the Queen, I'm the Queen, etc etc....
  • Varys with the war report from Dorne
  • Iron Born pull Theon aboard like a bluefin tuna out of the Atlantic ocean
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo4_400.gif

  • Euron enters Kings Landing like he's in a Mardi Gras Parade
  • Citizens of Flea Bottom are Philadelphia sports fans.... they cheer for anyone who wins a game
  • The starving commoners of Flea Bottom always have plenty of food to throw at whores?
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo5_400.gif

  • Cersei looking like the Christmas production of The Black Swan
  • Ellaria and Tyene Sand look at Zombie mountain with fear.
  • Euron wants that Queen booty and asks Jamie for some freaky cliff notes
  • Cersei stays up at night listening to The Jacksons "Torture" maxi-cassette
  • Gargamel reverse engineers the poison used to kill Myrcella in Dorne
  • tumblr_otyee5NPcm1vyce2eo4_400.gif
    tumblr_otyee5NPcm1vyce2eo9_400.gif

  • Tyene gets hit with the Charly Baltimore, while sexy "mama" has to watch in perpetuity
  • Turned on by torture, Cersei is the only one to bend a knee(s) all night - Twincest
  • The Iron Bank have come to collect on the outstanding credit card balance of the realm
  • Sometimes tragedies are necessary to restore order - the Hiroshima theory
  • Jon's not hot wearing all that fur while in the south?? he's worried it'll get stolen?
  • tumblr_otynqaC7Sd1wvx1q7o2_400.gif

  • Tyrion negotiates to give Jon Dragonglass
  • Watching dragons like seagulls, Danaerys says they're named after my brothers Rhaegar and Viserys
  • Sansa turned into the cool supervisor since Jon left... Lady Squirrel preparing for winter
  • Littlefingers advice for Sansa is as effective as Allen Iverson's work ethic
  • Littlefinger's shook realizing Maester Luwin has 33k raven scrolls on a private server
  • Bran returns to Winterfell sounding like Jaden Smith
  • Bran has been smoking way too much weirwood tree, now he's the creepiest man in Sansa’s life.
  • tumblr_otxon2sgqR1ukps5lo1_500.gif

  • Who has less emotion? Kawhi Lenoard or Bran Stark
  • Archmaester isn't touching Jorah, without a 4 foot pole
  • Ser Jorah you’re free of greyscale you can go back to being rejected by the woman you love.
  • Sams punishment for disobedience... become the Citadel's xerox machine
  • First time look at Casterly Rock of the Westerlands
  • tumblr_otxs87SHm41u034pso1_500.gif

  • Tyrion created a Hoe-Door underground like he was living down on Fraggle Rock
  • Give me 10 good men and I'll impregnate the bitch - props to Bronn
  • Young Obama has been tricked Al Queda is nowhere to be found and his ships are destroyed
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo9_400.gif
  • Tyrion has entered Rob Ryan territory living off of family reputation, he's a terrible general
  • War is about deception and misdirection, Lannister army is in the Reach
  • Highgarden is supposed to be most beautiful keep in all of 7 kingdoms (unimpressive)
  • There's Bronn and Randyl Tarly with Jamie Lannister blasting "Ante Up" while Lady Olenna looks on
  • tumblr_otyrixSF6P1ub5aypo1_500.gif

  • tumblr_otxt488wS61wt3ar8o4_r1_500.gif

  • The LGBT crew of the south didn't put up much resistance to Samurai Lannister forces
  • Granny Lemon Cakes smells defeat and sings a few bars of Tywinn's diss record towards the Reynes of Castemere
  • "There are many lessons in failures" "You must be quite wise by now"
  • As much poison in play tonight I expected a cameo from Brett Michaels
  • R.I.P Queen of Thorns... but not without one last kick to the nuts "I killed Joffery"
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo10_400.gif

  • Can Cersei hold on to a 28-3 lead in the 3rd quarter... or will she go full Atlanta Falcons?

tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo6_400.gif

lmaoooooo great stuff man!
 
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Everyone wants to be the Queen but no one wants a King. Back to Westeros with an episode of couples therapy, a lot of scenes with two characters hashing out details from past, present and possible future. Here are my stretched out observations from season 7 episode 3 "The Queens Justice"
  • Jon meets the Dothraki welcoming party... and they want to bring da ruckus
  • Tyrion killed Davos son at the Blackwater
  • Go for it Onion Knight.... I don't see a lot of brown sugar around here where ya from Missendrei?
  • Rhagael buzzed the tower like maverick in Top Gun
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo1_400.gif

  • That exact moment Jon said "I'm not a stark" a dragon flew over his head
  • Mellisandre brought Earth Wind Ice and Fire together without the horn section
  • Dear spider I have to die here in this strange country just like you
  • Missendrei reads Danaerys wikipedia page as Jon enters her throne room
  • More history as Torrehen Stark "the king who knelt" is brought up
  • My father (your grandfather) was an evil man.... I apologize for House Targaryen
  • Jon trying to convince Danaerys of the Night king is like trying to convince CACs of police brutality.
  • tumblr_otyjzsQVYD1svpp7to7_400.gif

  • I have faith in me not the gods.... Danaerys Westeros first atheist
  • Jon has to check Davos before he tells family secrets "took a knife to the heart..."
  • I'm the Queen, I'm the Queen, I'm the Queen, etc etc....
  • Varys with the war report from Dorne
  • Iron Born pull Theon aboard like a bluefin tuna out of the Atlantic ocean
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo4_400.gif

  • Euron enters Kings Landing like he's in a Mardi Gras Parade
  • Citizens of Flea Bottom are Philadelphia sports fans.... they cheer for anyone who wins a game
  • The starving commoners of Flea Bottom always have plenty of food to throw at whores?
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo5_400.gif

  • Cersei looking like the Christmas production of The Black Swan
  • Ellaria and Tyene Sand look at Zombie mountain with fear.
  • Euron wants that Queen booty and asks Jamie for some freaky cliff notes
  • Cersei stays up at night listening to The Jacksons "Torture" maxi-cassette
  • Gargamel reverse engineers the poison used to kill Myrcella in Dorne
  • tumblr_otyee5NPcm1vyce2eo4_400.gif
    tumblr_otyee5NPcm1vyce2eo9_400.gif

  • Tyene gets hit with the Charly Baltimore, while sexy "mama" has to watch in perpetuity
  • Turned on by torture, Cersei is the only one to bend a knee(s) all night - Twincest
  • The Iron Bank have come to collect on the outstanding credit card balance of the realm
  • Sometimes tragedies are necessary to restore order - the Hiroshima theory
  • Jon's not hot wearing all that fur while in the south?? he's worried it'll get stolen?
  • tumblr_otynqaC7Sd1wvx1q7o2_400.gif

  • Tyrion negotiates to give Jon Dragonglass
  • Watching dragons like seagulls, Danaerys says they're named after my brothers Rhaegar and Viserys
  • Sansa turned into the cool supervisor since Jon left... Lady Squirrel preparing for winter
  • Littlefingers advice for Sansa is as effective as Allen Iverson's work ethic
  • Littlefinger's shook realizing Maester Luwin has 33k raven scrolls on a private server
  • Bran returns to Winterfell sounding like Jaden Smith
  • Bran has been smoking way too much weirwood tree, now he's the creepiest man in Sansa’s life.
  • tumblr_otxon2sgqR1ukps5lo1_500.gif

  • Who has less emotion? Kawhi Lenoard or Bran Stark
  • Archmaester isn't touching Jorah, without a 4 foot pole
  • Ser Jorah you’re free of greyscale you can go back to being rejected by the woman you love.
  • Sams punishment for disobedience... become the Citadel's xerox machine
  • First time look at Casterly Rock of the Westerlands
  • tumblr_otxs87SHm41u034pso1_500.gif

  • Tyrion created a Hoe-Door underground like he was living down on Fraggle Rock
  • Give me 10 good men and I'll impregnate the bitch - props to Bronn
  • Young Obama has been tricked Al Queda is nowhere to be found and his ships are destroyed
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo9_400.gif
  • Tyrion has entered Rob Ryan territory living off of family reputation, he's a terrible general
  • War is about deception and misdirection, Lannister army is in the Reach
  • Highgarden is supposed to be most beautiful keep in all of 7 kingdoms (unimpressive)
  • There's Bronn and Randyl Tarly with Jamie Lannister blasting "Ante Up" while Lady Olenna looks on
  • tumblr_otyrixSF6P1ub5aypo1_500.gif

  • tumblr_otxt488wS61wt3ar8o4_r1_500.gif

  • The LGBT crew of the south didn't put up much resistance to Samurai Lannister forces
  • Granny Lemon Cakes smells defeat and sings a few bars of Tywinn's diss record towards the Reynes of Castemere
  • "There are many lessons in failures" "You must be quite wise by now"
  • As much poison in play tonight I expected a cameo from Brett Michaels
  • R.I.P Queen of Thorns... but not without one last kick to the nuts "I killed Joffery"
  • tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo10_400.gif

  • Can Cersei hold on to a 28-3 lead in the 3rd quarter... or will she go full Atlanta Falcons?

tumblr_otyjezFmRR1w76lufo6_400.gif


This one is my favorite though

Cersei stays up at night listening to The Jacksons "Torture" maxi-cassette


:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
 
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Everyone wants to be the Queen but no one wants a King. Back to Westeros with an episode of couples therapy, a lot of scenes with two characters hashing out details from past, present and possible future. Here are my stretched out observations from season 7 episode 3 "The Queens Justice"
  • Jon trying to convince Danaerys of the Night king is like trying to convince CACs of police brutality.
  • tumblr_otyjzsQVYD1svpp7to7_400.gif

This shit right here
 
Bruh that's how the 7 kingdoms got made into one....

What you talking about? Aw, you're talking about the dragons. Full circle. But I didn't invest 7 season into that. They are going to play a key role, just want some type of counter. The civilians angle is good for now. That was nice.:yes:

Just a theory. I'm still hoping the Three Eyed Raven kid can control them in the end. Hoping.

I really don't have a choice in how it plays out. But we'll see.
 
I swear that fat boy GRRN hares feel good things! How the fuck is Cersie enjoying all this winning? I hate that bitch with every fiber of my toe, the right one.
I don't get what Cersei has done to deserve all this hate. She is a fighter and isn't the type to sit back and let some other hoe take her place.
 
I get why. She is a fighter but she is overly ambitious and evil and prone to overkill.... Not to mention that she hates and tried to have killed, the most loved (or one of them) character on the show.
Skip Baylish gets hate too because he is the same way but smoother with it so the hate isn't as strong.

I don't get what Cersei has done to deserve all this hate. She is a fighter and isn't the type to sit back and let some other hoe take her place.
 
I get why. She is a fighter but she is overly ambitious and evil and prone to overkill.... Not to mention that she hates and tried to have killed, the most loved (or one of them) character on the show.
Skip Baylish gets hate too because he is the same way but smoother with it so the hate isn't as strong.
Who did she try to kill again?
 
And was wrong, plus she has wanted him dead since he was born since he killed her mother during birth. Joffrey's death just gave her a BS excuse.
So what if she hated him. There is nothing wrong with wanting to kill the person you think killed your kid
 
That map is interesting. To get to Casterly Rock, The Unsullied would have had to sail around Dorne and up the west coast. So how did they manage to avoid Euron's boats when Yara and Theon were going the same direction with the sand snakes??


Man the time line is all kinds of fucked up. We're to assume the Unsullied left before Yara/Sand Snakes. So how in the fuck did Euron destroy the Yara/Sand Snake fleet, then sail to Kings Landing, chill there, then make it back it to Casterly Rock right behind the Unsullied to destroy that fleet too? Cmon
 
That map is interesting. To get to Casterly Rock, The Unsullied would have had to sail around Dorne and up the west coast. So how did they manage to avoid Euron's boats when Yara and Theon were going the same direction with the sand snakes??

Actually, not at all.

While there is no record of how wide the Narrow sea is, we do have record of how wide The Wall is, 300 miles. Based on this map, the Narrow Sea can be anywhere from 150-300 miles wide.

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Unless you are a flat earth moron, you can only see up to 12.2 miles in any direction on a body of water. It would be very easy for the Dorne/Greyjoy ships to sail closer to the coast and for the Unsullied ships to take a router further away and more than 12.2 miles from the Dorne/Greyjoy ships which would be out of site from Eurons fleet.

Most sail ships travel at 5-6 knots, which would be 250km per day or or 155 miles. Since this show, per season, is a "year in the life of" these people (see here the show so far is 298AL-204AL), each episode can span a month or more. Also, the types of battles they fought the last episode, can last weeks or a month easily, even if they last minutes on the show.
 
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I mean she drove her last child to commit suicide.

You tell me what there is to like.
That was not on her, he wasn't raised to be king and the crown was too heavy for him to handle. She single handedly took back control from that religious cult and all the people that were trying to manipulate the king. Tommon and Joffrey's failures were because their father was a drunk abusive asshole.
 
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