whenever you feel bad for cersei never forget her child was a literal monster and she was ok with that as long as she had power.
Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?
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Come on now she was not cool with a lot of the shit he did especially killing Ned Stark. The kid was a spoiled brat and king, so there was only so much she could do, not even Tywin could fully control him
Never forget Jamie is actually good.
She raised her kids to be what they were.
Tommon and the others were not spoiled
The guy who nonchalantly pushed a little kid through a window?
She couldn't control him after he got the crown, his grandfather Tywin did with ease.
Because as her father said "you're not as smart as you think you are"
Tywin said give that little hoe some nyquil 2 chainz
Rob Stark wasn't spoiled or babied and he wasn't any better as king
just say you're right bills instead of trying to change the talking point.
she let a monster be a monster on joffrey. he showed signs of being sadistic and she nurtured it
Tomnen was babied. he was sitting on her lap at black water he was damn near bigger than she was
spent his life relying on a mother and when Margery became his new mother she blew the entire kingdom up. And in turn his new mother had just died so what did Tom do?
He had to choose between Bran and his own kids. He knew that if Bran told anyone, then Robert would eventually find out and then his kids would likely be put to death along with Jaime and Cersei.
He definitely was not nonchalant or happy about it. He only pretends that he doesn't care about things.
bastards can be challenged. bran can make a good case if he wanted.
bran doesn't seem that petty...if anything his future is to be that old nigga that was in the tree...that's a legit prediction btw not a spoiler
They should have sent his ass to the Knights watch at age 12 and rolled the dice on Tommen (weak willed kid, but not evil at least)... by then he was already showing serial killer tedencies. 
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.Nothing about Bran would make me believe that he'd want to be a ruler. What he is will be on a different level anyway.
basically...dude is on god status right now...being king...esp. of winterfell would almost be beneath him
I think at this point Sansa has a pretty good idea that Arya is alive because Brienne told her that she saw her alive and well right before she killed the Hound. She knows her little sis is a survivor. I'm surprised they didn't show her relating it to Jon.
Although Jamie has rehabilitated himself a great deal, that part of him will always keep him from being 100%. He even explained it when he was talking to Edmure when he was convincing him to tell his men to lower the gate and give up the Blackfish. He said all he cares about is Cersei, and he'd do anything to get back to her...straight up told Edmure that he'd take his (Edmure's) baby and put it in a catapult and fire him it into the castle wall.
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Edmure a bitch nigga can't wait for that Mfer to die this Mfer care about a baby he don't even know
How do you think he will tie into this season?
He was always a fuck up (couldn't dude's funeral boat with a flaming arrow ). I can't see him being of much importance especially if the Lannister army is still occupying his land/castle.
). I can't see him being of much importance especially if the Lannister army is still occupying his land/castle. sansa knows she's alive because of the female knight who whipped the hound's ass. she told sansa at the end of last season. she told sansa she was dress like a boy and sansa smile and said that would be her. sansa just keeps info to herself.
You are in for a surprise
see my comment above.
It's really not up to Bran. The leaders of many of the houses (even the Northern houses) are where they are because of rules of succession.
They don't want any challenges from big brother bastards because they honored the bastard of Winterfell in a high position in the House Stark.
If they do the story like they should in this world, its either be the Lord of Winterfell or take the black.
hmm...
FYI... Being the King in the North and Being Lord of Winterfell are two separate positions. Before Robb, there wasn't a King in the North for hundreds of years.
but that line of succession for King of the North always was a Stark
Fam he pushed the kid out with a smile on his face!
Yep, rewatched season 1 recently and he pushed that kid out the window with no fucks given. It wasn't until he lost his hand when he had no choice but to humble himself but he is still a piece of shit.
The Black Person’s Guide to Game of Thrones
I was talking to a friend about my weekend plans, and I told her that I probably wouldn’t do much because I’d probably have the bubble guts nervously awaiting the season premiere of Game of Thrones. Her reply perplexed me, shook me to my core and made me rethink many of the choices that I’ve made in my life.
She simply turned and said: “Game of Thrones? What’s that?”
I’ve heard tell of people who don’t watch Game of Thrones (not in person, mind you, because I would never associate with those people),but I can comprehend logically that there are people who exist and don’t watch Game of Thrones, obviously. I mean, there are the Amish, people in comas and those who choose not to subscribe to HBO, but I thought everyone else must be watching #DemThrones.
Now I understand the level of shock people feel when I tell them I’ve never tasted ice cream and don’t want to. They stare at me with the same pitying disbelief I feel when someone doesn’t understand what I mean when I say that Willow and Jaden Smith remind me of Jaime and Cersei Lannister.
Game of Thrones is not just a television show; it is entertainment, a primer on the art of war, a family drama, a weekly action movie and a new-millennium philosophy lesson. Even Barack Obama has said that it taught him more about politics than any textbook.
But for some reason, it hasn’t caught on with the black audience because ... well ... I guess because dragons are white-folks shit. But there is one reason I recommend that we as a people incorporate dem Thrones into our viewing habits:
It explains wypipo.
GOT is basically an all-encompassing analogy for white America and should be studied in the same way seventh-grade English teachers make their students dissect Animal Farm or Lord of the Flies to understand society. If you are late to the Thrones party, use the Q&A session below as a primer for everything you wanted to know about dem Thrones but were afraid to ask.
What is Game of Thrones about?
The show is about white-on-white violence. The show is about a turf war between different gangs who want to win the ultimate prize: the Iron Throne. And you know that if there’s one thing wypipo love more than territory, it’s thrones.
But aren’t there superpowers, dragons and monsters and shit?
Yes, but the supernatural elements of the show are used as analogies and symbolic metaphors.
So what do the dragons stand for?
White privilege.
And the monsters?
Wypipo.
What about the actual white people on the show?
Oh, they are also metaphors—for Caucasians.
Wait. Is everything about white people?
Exactly! But Game of Thrones teaches us that not all white people are the same. That’s what I’m trying to show you, if you’d stop being so racist!
Me? How am I being ... OK, so are there any black people on the show?
Yes. There is a group of castrated warriors who were once slaves, called the Unsullied.
What? Let me guess, they were freed by ...
White people. Yes. A blond lady named Daenerys, who is impervious to fire, was born with the ability to ride dragons and was gifted at birth with dragon eggs that would eventually hatch. Daenerys rode the dragons (or her privilege) to save the slaves. And of course, after she frees them from lives dedicated to fighting in wars for their masters, they decide to spend their lives fighting for her—their “queen”—and help her ride her privilege dragons all the way to the Iron Throne.
So they dedicated themselves to the white-savior woman because she saved their people’s masculinity. Oh, this is getting kind of interesting. But if the show is about politics, white people and privilege, is there someone like Donald Trump?
Yes, they are the Lannisters, the symbol of white privilege. Everyone thinks they’re rich, but they really don’t have any money. However, no one in the Seven Kingdoms has seen their tax returns. They exist mostly by colluding with forces outside Westeros to keep their power by any means necessary. Tiffany Trump is played by Peter Dinklage, who is ostracized by the family. There are also Jamie and Cercei, twins whose lifelong love affair has produced three children who are all dead.
Man, this sounds interesting now! I just wish there were more black people.
Well, there are the Starks, who I refer to as “our cousins.”
Who are the Starks?
The Starks are a family who chilled in their own segregated neighborhood, not bothering anybody. Ned was the father, and he had five kids. He was also raising his nephew Jon Snow. (His sister got knocked up by this crazy guy, and ... you know how we do.) Anyway, Ned let his homeboy convince him to take this “good job,” let his daughter marry a white boy and moved his family into a white neighborhood. Ned fell for the trap, and the Lannister/Trumps cut his head off because Ned knew about the Russian collusion.
Damn, I gotta see this! Now tell me about the monsters.
The White Walkers?
Is that your nickname for them?
Nah, bruh. They are really called “White Walkers.” They are blue-eyed, white devils who kill and destroy everything in their path. I know it’s a little on the nose, but that is actually what’s happening on the show. And the only thing that might be able to stop them is ...
Let me guess: our cousins.
Exactly. Even though the Stark kids have been split up ever since their father died, they have all faced a rough life that makes them tough as hell. Plus, they have quietly acquired superpowers that no one knows about. And all the Starks can fight like a motherfucker—even the youngest girl, whose superpower is that she can blend in with white people..
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Now all our Stark cousins are trying to get back to the old neighborhood for the family reunion so that they can stop the white peop—I mean White Walkers—from taking over.
There are some other groups who can help. The Queen of White Privilege is headed over with her ball-less black army, and our nephew Jon has convinced the poor white rednecks—or the Wildings—to fight with him and the Starks. Plus, the whole hood is on our side, because they know Ned always kept it 100 until the police—I mean the Kingsguard—executed him.
Well, I’m convinced. I’m already hooked on Game of Thrones and I haven’t watched an episode. But will it actually teach me about politics and life?
I have no idea, but when Donald Trump announced his run for president, I told people the same thing our Stark cousins have been telling people on Game of Thrones about the White Walkers since the first episode, but no one would listen:
Winter is coming.
Michael Harriot@michaelharriot
Michael Harriot is a staff writer at The Root, host of "The Black One" podcast and editor-in-chief of the daily digital magazine NegusWhoRead.
I was talking to a friend about my weekend plans, and I told her that I probably wouldn’t do much because I’d probably have the bubble guts nervously awaiting the season premiere of Game of Thrones. Her reply perplexed me, shook me to my core and made me rethink many of the choices that I’ve made in my life.
She simply turned and said: “Game of Thrones? What’s that?”
I’ve heard tell of people who don’t watch Game of Thrones (not in person, mind you, because I would never associate with those people),but I can comprehend logically that there are people who exist and don’t watch Game of Thrones, obviously. I mean, there are the Amish, people in comas and those who choose not to subscribe to HBO, but I thought everyone else must be watching #DemThrones.
Now I understand the level of shock people feel when I tell them I’ve never tasted ice cream and don’t want to. They stare at me with the same pitying disbelief I feel when someone doesn’t understand what I mean when I say that Willow and Jaden Smith remind me of Jaime and Cersei Lannister.
Game of Thrones is not just a television show; it is entertainment, a primer on the art of war, a family drama, a weekly action movie and a new-millennium philosophy lesson. Even Barack Obama has said that it taught him more about politics than any textbook.
But for some reason, it hasn’t caught on with the black audience because ... well ... I guess because dragons are white-folks shit. But there is one reason I recommend that we as a people incorporate dem Thrones into our viewing habits:
It explains wypipo.
GOT is basically an all-encompassing analogy for white America and should be studied in the same way seventh-grade English teachers make their students dissect Animal Farm or Lord of the Flies to understand society. If you are late to the Thrones party, use the Q&A session below as a primer for everything you wanted to know about dem Thrones but were afraid to ask.
What is Game of Thrones about?
The show is about white-on-white violence. The show is about a turf war between different gangs who want to win the ultimate prize: the Iron Throne. And you know that if there’s one thing wypipo love more than territory, it’s thrones.
But aren’t there superpowers, dragons and monsters and shit?
Yes, but the supernatural elements of the show are used as analogies and symbolic metaphors.
So what do the dragons stand for?
White privilege.
And the monsters?
Wypipo.
What about the actual white people on the show?
Oh, they are also metaphors—for Caucasians.
Wait. Is everything about white people?
Exactly! But Game of Thrones teaches us that not all white people are the same. That’s what I’m trying to show you, if you’d stop being so racist!
Me? How am I being ... OK, so are there any black people on the show?
Yes. There is a group of castrated warriors who were once slaves, called the Unsullied.
What? Let me guess, they were freed by ...
White people. Yes. A blond lady named Daenerys, who is impervious to fire, was born with the ability to ride dragons and was gifted at birth with dragon eggs that would eventually hatch. Daenerys rode the dragons (or her privilege) to save the slaves. And of course, after she frees them from lives dedicated to fighting in wars for their masters, they decide to spend their lives fighting for her—their “queen”—and help her ride her privilege dragons all the way to the Iron Throne.
So they dedicated themselves to the white-savior woman because she saved their people’s masculinity. Oh, this is getting kind of interesting. But if the show is about politics, white people and privilege, is there someone like Donald Trump?
Yes, they are the Lannisters, the symbol of white privilege. Everyone thinks they’re rich, but they really don’t have any money. However, no one in the Seven Kingdoms has seen their tax returns. They exist mostly by colluding with forces outside Westeros to keep their power by any means necessary. Tiffany Trump is played by Peter Dinklage, who is ostracized by the family. There are also Jamie and Cercei, twins whose lifelong love affair has produced three children who are all dead.
Man, this sounds interesting now! I just wish there were more black people.
Well, there are the Starks, who I refer to as “our cousins.”
Who are the Starks?
The Starks are a family who chilled in their own segregated neighborhood, not bothering anybody. Ned was the father, and he had five kids. He was also raising his nephew Jon Snow. (His sister got knocked up by this crazy guy, and ... you know how we do.) Anyway, Ned let his homeboy convince him to take this “good job,” let his daughter marry a white boy and moved his family into a white neighborhood. Ned fell for the trap, and the Lannister/Trumps cut his head off because Ned knew about the Russian collusion.
Damn, I gotta see this! Now tell me about the monsters.
The White Walkers?
Is that your nickname for them?
Nah, bruh. They are really called “White Walkers.” They are blue-eyed, white devils who kill and destroy everything in their path. I know it’s a little on the nose, but that is actually what’s happening on the show. And the only thing that might be able to stop them is ...
Let me guess: our cousins.
Exactly. Even though the Stark kids have been split up ever since their father died, they have all faced a rough life that makes them tough as hell. Plus, they have quietly acquired superpowers that no one knows about. And all the Starks can fight like a motherfucker—even the youngest girl, whose superpower is that she can blend in with white people..
Advertisement
Now all our Stark cousins are trying to get back to the old neighborhood for the family reunion so that they can stop the white peop—I mean White Walkers—from taking over.
There are some other groups who can help. The Queen of White Privilege is headed over with her ball-less black army, and our nephew Jon has convinced the poor white rednecks—or the Wildings—to fight with him and the Starks. Plus, the whole hood is on our side, because they know Ned always kept it 100 until the police—I mean the Kingsguard—executed him.
Well, I’m convinced. I’m already hooked on Game of Thrones and I haven’t watched an episode. But will it actually teach me about politics and life?
I have no idea, but when Donald Trump announced his run for president, I told people the same thing our Stark cousins have been telling people on Game of Thrones about the White Walkers since the first episode, but no one would listen:
Winter is coming.
Michael Harriot@michaelharriot
Michael Harriot is a staff writer at The Root, host of "The Black One" podcast and editor-in-chief of the daily digital magazine NegusWhoRead.
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