You see a dime house keeper at your hotel while on business can you pay?

If I'm higher than giraffe pussy, and in need of that gushy ... I might call up the housekeeper & see if she's selling that tushy.

Just don't fall in love and make things overly mushy ... press on like Lee Nails and tell her you're in a rush, see ...
 
I tried that once...mexican chic @ a motel in LI...she just said no she has a husband and gave a nervous "smile"...she kept on cleaning but it was awkward as hell...actually felt like a scumbag for a little bit
:lol::lol::lol:I bet they hear it all the time. If they above a 6 they getting ran.
 
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I tried that once...mexican chic @ a motel in LI...she just said no she has a husband and gave a nervous "smile"...she kept on cleaning but it was awkward as hell...actually felt like a scumbag for a little bit
:roflmao::roflmao2::roflmao3:
On the real I knew a hoodrat house keeper at the Holiday in selling ass. I been to Mexico and the Philippines and fucking the maid was normal.
 
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Ok so my brother just told me the tip is in the morning don't have the do not disturb light on your door. Take a shower and pretend you don't hear them knocking saying house keeping. When she walks in let her get settled with all her gear then walk out naked smiling at her with a hard on. It's a gamble because she may be old or ugly but if decent you can make her arroused.
 
Another tip is to lay on the bed naked with headphones on and be jerking off when house keeping walks in. Oh my bad I didn't hear you knocking. Want to help me out?
 
Another tip is to lay on the bed naked with headphones on and be jerking off when house keeping walks in. Oh my bad I didn't hear you knocking. Want to help me out?

I tried something similar in the DR...she motioned for me to cover up tho :lol::lol::lol: I had the TV on loud as hell blasting porn and was just laying in the bed watching it as she walked in...I was drunk as shit off brugal :lol: I wasn't really tryna fuck w/ her tho...it was just a crazy ass coincidence :rolleyes:
 
I tried something similar in the DR...she motioned for me to cover up tho :lol::lol::lol: I had the TV on loud as hell blasting porn and was just laying in the bed watching it...I was drunk as shit off brugal :lol:
You should have been dry humping the pillow staring her in her eyes.
 
Haha I can't tell if your serious with the last two comments??? I mean some hotels have male housekeepers as well wtf
 
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