Social media is a cold world!!!

[LSN]

purple

 

[darth frosty]

I would pick read minds. I would be able to make some money off of that. If I lived forever I'd eventually get to a point where everybody I knew and cared about died. And super strength can't make me money

Ditto

 

[godofwine]

 

[LSN]

Yo!

 

[godofwine]

Yo!

On the ones and twos... Killin em

 

[godofwine]

 

[luukim]

 

[ganjababy]

 

[godofwine]

 

[Maxxam]

 

[stizz3000]

 

[woodchuck]

It would be fucked up if you picked number 2, and then got framed and convicted for a crime that sentenced you to 25 life sentences to be served consecutively, and you've exhausted all of your appeals.

 

[sammyjax]

fucking with them cheap ass pans lol I've had that happen

 

[LSN]

the fucked up thing about that imo is outliving civilization...shit you might even outlive earth...if the shit explodes you'll just be floating in space forever

 

[LSN]

that was dope an effective

 

[sammyjax]

the fucked up thing about that imo is outliving civilization...shit you might even outlive earth...if the shit explodes you'll just be floating in space forever

Wut

 

[SamSneed]

I would pick read minds. I would be able to make some money off of that. If I lived forever I'd eventually get to a point where everybody I knew and cared about died. And super strength can't make me money

True but what you gonna do with that money when dead? What if fam fucks it off. I wanna live forever fuck it

 

[SamSneed]

I'm dyin

 

[SamSneed]

It would be fucked up if you picked number 2, and then got framed and convicted for a crime that sentenced you to 25 life sentences to be served consecutively, and you've exhausted all of your appeals.

Well thanks for fuckin that up for me

 

[LSN]

It would be fucked up if you picked number 2, and then got framed and convicted for a crime that sentenced you to 25 life sentences to be served consecutively, and you've exhausted all of your appeals.

 

[SamSneed]

the fucked up thing about that imo is outliving civilization...shit you might even outlive earth...if the shit explodes you'll just be floating in space forever

Ima bust nuts in space, maybe it will land on another planet and start earth 2.

 

[LSN]

Ima bust nuts in space, maybe it will land on another planet and start earth 2.

o...k

 

[SamSneed]

Wait that shit might float back to me, not a good idea.

o...k

like Prometheus. But I ain't got to die and shit

 

[lazarus]

Wait that shit might float back to me, not a good idea.


like Prometheus. But I ain't got to die and shit

you think its dope until all the humans die off, the sun explodes, and you spending close to eternity for new life to begin, bored as shit. can't kill yourself either.

 

[SamSneed]

you think its dope until all the humans die off, the sun explodes, and you spending close to eternity for new life to begin, bored as shit. can't kill yourself either.

Aliens will find me by then.

 

[LSN]

Aliens will find me by then.

yep and then introduce you to 'Tod' for infinity as they conduct their experiments

 

[SamSneed]

yep and then introduce you to 'Tod' for infinity as they conduct their experiments

Why y'all keep fuckin up my space quest

 

[SamSneed]

yep and then introduce you to 'Tod' for infinity as they conduct their experiments

Wait what happens to the digestive track if one doesn't need to eat?

 

[LSN]

Wait what happens to the digestive track if one doesn't need to eat?

 

[chitownsfinest]

The internets is undefeated

 

[woodchuck]

Well thanks for fuckin that up for me

 

[luukim]

the fucked up thing about that imo is outliving civilization...shit you might even outlive earth...if the shit explodes you'll just be floating in space forever

just call me Vandal Savage

 

[4 Dimensional]

Great story!!! Legendary comedians would be so proud.

 

[lazarus]

Aliens will find me by then.

space is big. it could take millions of years in solitude before that happens.

 

[godofwine]

This is got to be one of the funniest stories I've ever heard. His delivery is on point I was laughing the whole time even though I probably shouldn't have. Talk about funny, not funny