I just watched it.
Brain cells died.
I'm trying to figure out what was worse this year, Piece of Shit or Apopaloctic, (if you know that joke...)
Things I don't understand:
You so bad, but you get double-crossed by a gang of folk, over a loooong period of time to build and set up a damn pyramid. What kind of leader are you?
So, who pulled Logan out the water again?
If the camera went down into the ruins, following the 'energy', how did it end up in the upright position on Apopaloctic's back?
Jubi-what?
Psy-who?
What kind of leader are you that you are betrayed by two of your horsemen?
What kind of villain are you that you as weak as balsa wood?
So...if Psylocke knows where all the super mutants are, and Apops can sorta sense people, why no one found Jean before, but she could sorta sense Apops?
Mystiqe had no babies? Nightcrawler just...appeared...ok.
Do you really expect me to think that it's been twenty years since First Class? Ten years since Days? Quicksilver look like its been three, maybe five years tops. Magneto going through a midlife crisis at 50 with the worlds best plastic surgeon in 1983. Looking not a day over 35...ish.
Where did y'all pull these effects from? Was ILM busy? Y'all just flipped through the Yellow Pages and ya finger landed on some random and that's what y'all went with.
Back to Logan. If Days ends with him at the school, did the Weapon X project never happen? Didn't he wake up in the 70's though? Head hurts.
For real, y'all just ran out of footage and said "use that Auschwitz footage from the first movie. No, not First Class. The first one"
How many people dared to quit during production? Nothing to do with my thoughts on the movie, just curious.
Did anyone notice how no one said her name? I mean, we know who she is...but she is not named. Is that you Voldemort?
So there is a 'Phoenix' essence, that is just there...nope can't be a normal mutant. I got a little extra. Ate too much cheese. What the hell?
*sigh* The only reason why I say Apopaloctic is worse than Piece of Shit, is because it undoes shit it tried to fix. How you have a movie that goes around with a bottle of Windex, cleaning windows, only to turn around with a bucket of mud? Was this on purpose? Please tell me this was on purpose for the sole reason to give the X-Men back to Marvel. If this was sabotage from within - brava. If this was serious work...I pray for those responsible. Y'all just as bad as Snyder thinking it's cool to kill Jimmy Olsen with no introduction. And fuck no, I'm not watching no damn theatrical cut.
