She obviously got the birthday wrong, it's 2 days later...after the foursome day!

Seriously, what's the story behind the bottom pic tho? Needed for my thesis

for the win

Guilty as chargedNever got any pussy without taking your clothes off?
Wait for it
Wait for it
Learned a loooong time ago. If you fucking with a cat, and he keeps walking away quietly talking to himself, let that dude be on his way. Most times, it will not end well for you.
Story of my youth. You should've seen my friends' faces the time I used the word "colloquialism". Cats looked at me like I'd just eaten a booger in front of them!You got to wonder how fucked up you have to be to believe a guy who has a better command of English than you is "talking white"...

really?
I swear to God you are one funny muhfucka big bruhStory of my youth. You should've seen my friends' faces the time I used the word "colloquialism". Cats looked at me like I'd just eaten a booger in front of them!![]()
@ the Putins.what this mean?